All I Want For Xmas

[Titusfied]

Is Gruesome's hot ass cousin's pussy in front of my face. I would start by massaging the inside of her theighs, working my way slowly, teasingly towards the labia. Then I'd flatten my tongue and slowly lick her clitoris at first, followed by a single finger insertion into her vagina. As I start to quicken my finger motion, I'd use the other hand to open up the lips farther at the top, allowing me to give better tongue stimulation. I'd then change my tongue motions from slow and flat tongued, to a repeating sequence of various motions until I find what gets her legs wrapped uncontrollably around my head, forcing my face and tongue deeper inside her.

This would undoubtedly continue until I made her cum at least 3 times. Then, I would insert my cock in her and fuck her like a maniac. I'd end off the night by flipping her over in the doggy style position, sweeping her arms out from under her, pulling them behind her back, and using them to control her body like a vacuum while she o-faces with pure bliss. I call this pattened move "The Vacuum".

Merry Christmas Titus!

[sue_13]

Wow, that is pretty damn detailed.

[Dar_Win]

What will you do if it's really a man in womans clothes?

[Titusfied]

Well, after hearing from JR on this subject, I highly doubt that would be the case Darwin!

[JRwakebord]

Oh. My. God.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

See now if I had posted that, he would have fucking killed me. But now I can laugh all I want because I wasn't involved in this post whatsoever. Titus, I love you.

[gruesomeBODY]

hey titus. thanks for the interesting read. It was funny. But seriously, while u try to get in my cousin (and fail terrible), ur mom will be deep throating my cock and asking me to stick it in her, from both sides if u know what i mean. Then i would tie her to the bed frame and cum all over her body and make ur dad lick it up.

Merry fucken christmas

[JRwakebord]

Wow. Just.... wow. This is fuckin hilarious.

[Great-Thanatos]

More FF activity!!!

[JRwakebord]

Haha no, probably not. This will most likely get resolved in the Dragoon section, or via a screaming match on Live.

[gruesomeBODY]

Haha no, probably not. This will most likely get resolved in the Dragoon section, or via a screaming match on Live.
u can bet ur ass on that, with a couple of betrays

[Titusfied]

Sorry Gruesome, you can't stop true love. You also can't stop me from slipping a roofie (Sp?) in her drink, wait for her to go to the bathroom, pull down my pants, and anal bang her. I'll then nut a fat wod up her butt, put her pants back on, and let her walk out to meet up with you. Then, while you carry her to safety, my jizz will sneak back out and drip all over your hands and down your legs.

Simple physics really. It must be done.

[JRwakebord]

Well that's... graphic.

[Great-Thanatos]

Sorry Gruesome, you can't stop true love. You also can't stop me from slipping a roofie (Sp?) in her drink, wait for her to go to the bathroom, pull down my pants, and anal bang her. I'll then nut a fat wod up her butt, put her pants back on, and let her walk out to meet up with you. Then, while you carry her to safety, my jizz will sneak back out and drip all over your hands and down your legs.

Simple physics really. It must be done.
I <3 details...

[gruesomeBODY]

Dude this is all i have to say. Picture her with my cock in her mouth

[Hades-Knight]

Dude this is all i have to say. Picture her with my cock in her mouth



http://perso.wanadoo.fr/gilles.zeff/images/slade/slayed.jpg

[JRwakebord]

Dude this is all i have to say. Picture her with my cock in her mouth


For the record, gruesome, I do have a picture of your cousin that I'm sure Titus would love to see :p

I won't let him see though, don't worry.

[gruesomeBODY]

how do u have a picture of her???????? When was this taken???????????

[JRwakebord]

When I came to visit and she came over...

[gruesomeBODY]

oh before or after i past out?

[Titusfied]

Yeah, did you bone her before or after he passed out?

[gruesomeBODY]

he tried to hook up with her, but he is way out of her league and she denied him. Plus, he went to throw up and passed out at the bowl. i woke up in the morning and opend the door into his head and he screamed bloody murder.

[Dar_Win]

Post the picture, JR!!!

[Great-Thanatos]

Yeah, did you bone her before or after he passed out?
My guess is she said she'd rahter do gruesome before she'd do jr

o_O

[JRwakebord]

he tried to hook up with her, but he is way out of her league and she denied him. Plus, he went to throw up and passed out at the bowl. i woke up in the morning and opend the door into his head and he screamed bloody murder.


I don't remember legit trying to hook up with her. I just hit on her a lot.


Post the pic, JR!!!

No.

[Hades-Knight]

Someoen should e-mail her this thread

[gruesomeBODY]

Someoen should e-mail her this thread
why ???? so she can kick my ass

[glory_gamer]

or mine? either or will work out in the long run!

[gruesomeBODY]

hahahaha thats awesome.

[glory_gamer]

o NO ... this is the begining of a WAR!! TAKE YOUR SIDES!! and BETS!

[sue_13]

Titusfied is about to go Power Ranger on all yo asses and I'd get out of the way.

[Hades-Knight]

Im still waiting on da pic

[Great-Thanatos]

Im still waiting on da pic
same =\

[glory_gamer]

and i want to see titus in a power ranger suit!!

[gruesomeBODY]

hey i didnt put the other pic up. im just as surprised as anyone else here. Plus, if JR puts that pic up, then im going to destroy him

[Kaneda]

Fuck you nazi mods. There wasnt anything wrong w/ that picture.

[JRwakebord]

Im still waiting on da pic


Don't bother, it ain't happening.

[glory_gamer]

BUT THE POWER RANGER SUIT PIC IS A MUSt!!

[JRwakebord]

I don't know anything about that, I'm just not posting a picture of gruesome's cousin.

[glory_gamer]

But u will send it to Kinky Kitty tho!!? MEOW

[JRwakebord]

At gruesome's request, no.

[glory_gamer]

Meow? :(

[gruesomeBODY]

if u send me the pic of u wearing the bow shirt then we can do some negotiations

[gruesomeBODY]

i cant wait til titus sees this

[sue_13]

He's going to be irate and it is deserved.

[glory_gamer]

wow this might end BAD!!!

[Titusfied]

Yo grav, take Kaneda's permissions away from this forum. That faggot is annoying as shit.

[gruesomeBODY]

there we go

[glory_gamer]

he's here!!1

[JRwakebord]

if u send me the pic of u wearing the bow shirt then we can do some negotiations


He'll just end up forwarding it to titus, you know.

[glory_gamer]

o ill send him the pic and then post it!

[Bon Clay]

All I want for xmas is for every talk show hosted by 1 or more females to be cancelled.

[Pokerkat]

well i do need a headset for xbox lol

[kenpo sensei]

Yes you do, and stop kicking my ass

[Willkillforfood]

or at least make each talk show have 1 hot female that is topless :/.

[Pokerkat]

your not that bad Kenpo, plus u having Xbox 360 makes up for it.

[glory_gamer]

yea u can see urself dieing in better graphics .... can u see all the bullet hole in you body?

[kenpo sensei]

Thats a ass wipping for you Gamer...Bringing the gloves up

[Lenny]

Wow...if this thread is still going when I've finished my exams you can all look forward to another Flash! :D

This time one that has had more than an hour or two spent on it. A proper animation. :)

[sue_13]

Very nice.

[gruesomeBODY]

dont u fucken dare

[glory_gamer]

Right On!!! I Love U Lenny!!!

[kenpo sensei]

This could be very nice, make me taller

[gruesomeBODY]

and make sure that im kicking the ass of at least somebody in this forum

[sue_13]

Dont do that. Make gruesome get his router taken away and cry.

[gruesomeBODY]

well tht works too

[glory_gamer]

owned!!

[JRwakebord]

Hahahaha pwndizzled. And make me drunk, since we all know how well I play in that state of mind...

[kenpo sensei]

I think we all play better while where drubnk, woops

[JRwakebord]

Well I've got a brand-new handle of the Captain, I'll try to get on this weekend for some entertainment.

[kenpo sensei]

I got some scotch at the house that tastes like shit, better get me some captain to

[sue_13]

I have a 12 pack of Bud Select bottles and all the Bud Light I can handle. However, I do not have an X-box that functions well and It would be a bad choice for me to take beer over to Glory's house. So hopefully, HOPEFULLY, I'll talk glory into bringing his and petey's over here and I will be petey for the night.

[Pokerkat]

when are you coming home Sue?, I would like to play with u and the guys sometime again, that was pretty cool.

[sue_13]

I'm home right now.

[glory_gamer]

AND I AM SO THERE >>> GET kay to pick up some captian and we will have everyone in the clan drinking captian and playing halo !!!!!!

[Pokerkat]

I would join but his mom knows my dad so kinda rips that plan, ill still play but i cant play drunken Halo.

[Titusfied]

I'm seriously gonna be jumping on tonight!! YES!!! Does Gruesome get on anymore, or did his internet shit never get settled yet??

[Pokerkat]

what time is everyone getting on tonight?

[gruesomeBODY]

im internet shit still sucks so i have to wait for christmas break on the 22nd. Ill def be on alot over the break and when we come back im going to figure a way to play again

[kenpo sensei]

What time is everyone getting on tonight. I have to teach karate until 8:30, I should be home around 9pm, 10pm your time. Ill get some captain, that scotch I have is nasty

[Titusfied]

I'll most likely be on around 7ish PM EST, for a few hours before I go out, get hammered, and get another DUI.

[Dar_Win]

How many DUIs do you have?

[Titusfied]

7.

Really.










Just kidding.








No, I'm not.









Yes, I am. Not kidding that is. Joke!

[gruesomeBODY]

wow for a sec there i thought u werent joking

[sue_13]

Was it the first space or the second one that got you gruesome?

[glory_gamer]

wow sue is here and he is not queer!

[Titusfied]

Stop lieing. He's a baby gorilla!

[sue_13]

You can't say that!

[kenpo sensei]

He did

[glory_gamer]

i thought i was your baby gorilla

[gruesomeBODY]

Apparently, i am

[JRwakebord]

i thought i was your baby gorilla


Midget King Kong?

[Dar_Win]

Donkey Kong?

[JRwakebord]

Diddy Kong!

[kenpo sensei]

Ding Dong

[Pokerkat]

I knew someone would say Diddy Kong.

[gruesomeBODY]

what about Trixie Kong from Donky Kong 3- She has that long yellow hair that throws shit around

[JRwakebord]

Psh. Tails from Sonic is better.

[gruesomeBODY]

no way def knuckles

[glory_gamer]

i am going with sonic!!! bitches~!

[Pokerkat]

i would have to say Sonic too.

[gruesomeBODY]

fuck it im hopping on the bad wagon with doctor robotnic- fuck sonic

[glory_gamer]

o sonic would pwn u abd your DR friend!

[Titusfied]

You need to get back online dude.. :(

[kenpo sensei]

Titus, why is it everytime I get on line you and Gamer are playing Battle..

[gruesomeBODY]

in less then a week i will be. So until then im trying to borrow another persons system so i can play. Gruesome will return i promise

[Titusfied]

Titus, why is it everytime I get on line you and Gamer are playing Battle..

WHAAAAAAAT???

Please don't confuse me with the 7'7", 350 pound ogre with long hair, Tidus2005.

[glory_gamer]

lol wow that was a good one ...

[Pokerkat]

Hey Titus how come every time I get on, your never on?

[glory_gamer]

b/c just like petey no one likes u!

[Titusfied]

I just don't get on that much anymore. I've been trying to lately, with little luck though. I should be on this week though!

[kenpo sensei]

Sorry for getting you mixed up Titus

[glory_gamer]

also we have been kick some baby gorilla ASS

[Titusfied]

That baby gorilla!

[tidus2005]

WHAAAAAAAT???

Please don't confuse me with the 7'7", 350 pound ogre with long hair, Tidus2005.


Hey ass hat i am only 6' 5" ,300 pounds dont know aobut ogre, but maybe gorilla.

[glory_gamer]

that adult gorilla!!

[Titusfied]

Haha, that non-baby gorilla called me an ass hat.. :)

[JRwakebord]

I prefer the term "ass goblin".