100%

[JRwakebord]

Hahah I am the only one! I reign supreme!

I need to get out more...

[gruesomeBODY]

ill be back

[Dar_Win]

You just wait for me to become more active. Then we will see who has less of a life!
I @/\/\ t3h l33t

[sue_13]

I've been 99% forever now. Must've missed a post fairly recently because I WAS ahead of you.

[gruesomeBODY]

#4 Baby

[Titusfied]

I suck.






At life.

[Lenny]

If my stupid sister hadn't broken the computer you'd be singing a different tune!

CONGRATS OH LIFELESS ONE!

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[JRwakebord]

I'd still be better than you, even if we both had 100%. My post count and longevity are both higher than yours. Plus I'm not British.

[Lenny]

Damn you!

And we brits rule! If it weren't for the Brits you'd never be in America now! Either that or you'd all be Spanish!

Put that in your pope and smoke it!

[gruesomeBODY]

yes thats true, but we did kick your ass in the revolution. Us farmers with pitchforks bitch

[Sovereign]

Oh yeah!

[Titusfied]

Damn you!

And we brits rule! If it weren't for the Brits you'd never be in America now! Either that or you'd all be Spanish!

Put that in your pope and smoke it!

What the fuck is a pope, and how do you smoke it?

Wait, is this one of those gay, British church fetishes?

[Lenny]

Ah crap, typo!

I meat "put that in your pipe and smoke it" but I musta hit the "o" instead.

Then again, it could actually be quite fun smoking a Pope...they'd be a bit old and dusty though...and taste like paper. They'd burn too well too...

If the Pope said one day that everyone should worship cats and dogs then all Catholics would have to! That is so funny... :p... "I hear the voice of God in my head, and he says worship Cows!"

In practice though he'd be bumped off... :(

[JRwakebord]

I'd be more than happy to bump off the pope. It's much preferable to smoking him.

[undeadzombieguy]

I wonder if popes have reproductive organs.

[JRwakebord]

Of course they don't. They're Eunuchs.

[gruesomeBODY]

thats real low u church hating bastard

[Lenny]

Pope's ain't Eunuchs. They've just taken a vow of celibacy.

God's gift to man is Sex and all that, yet they refuse to have sex. It's like someone giving you a really wonderful present for your birthday and you saying: "Sorry, don't want it. I worship you too much for it. Keep it."

Well, maybe not in those words...butcha get what I mean, right?

[JRwakebord]

They should make all the Preists eunuchs so they leave the altar boys alone. That or just fucking allow them to get married already.

[Lenny]

There are more Protestant Priests than Catholics.
Rats Livers are as big as their heads.
All the Scalls were kicked out of the 6th Form Open Evening.

Now one of those facts is made up, but which?

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if there are more Protty Priests. They can marry and have a bit of fun in the bed.

[Kaneda]

Um, eunuchs still get sexual urges. They are probably more prone to gayness even because they'll never be able to consumate w/ a women so why bother?

[Sovereign]

100% to eunuchs.

:rolleyes:

[Kaneda]

100% to eunuchs.

:rolleyes:

Its almost a thing of beauty.

[Titusfied]

I'm not a priest.

[gruesomeBODY]

and im a nun

[Titusfied]

Now you're just lieing. Nuns don't lie.

[Lenny]

Could do, and they'd get away with it too. Everyone 'knows' that nuns don't lie, so if one does lie someone will think they are telling the truth whereas they are lying.

[Titusfied]

That doesn't make sense.

[JRwakebord]

Actually, it makes perfect sense. Social Engineering.

[Sovereign]

Unless he's a nun from HELL

[sue_13]

I missed a day. I only use my computer for WoW and Fantasy Football so I compltely forgot to post. No 100% for me.

[Titusfied]

Loser!

Sov or Grav, PLEASE Loser sue...

[gruesomeBODY]

yea what he said

[JRwakebord]

Heh, looks like someone did.

[sue_13]

Man, that's uncouth. At least I'm around. How many other people have already left the forums and are inactive.

[Sovereign]

Hey! some alliance general said uncouth in AV yesterday!


mean grav v-v

[Lenny]

Tune in tonight at 9 for:

Zelaron: When Moderators listen to the Posting Masses

only on Fox!

You'd better watch out JR! There's 4 other people working their way up to top spot!

Wait a minute...you'll stay top unless you fall won't you? 'Cos you registered in '02 and most others after you...how mean. It ought to be alphabetical...

[gruesomeBODY]

it would be stupid if it was alphabetical

[Lenny]

Why?

I kinda like alphabetical.

Do you think I mean everyone's names alphabetical, or just the 100%ers and any other percent that has more than one member?

[gruesomeBODY]

well i thought everyone thats 100%. I think it should be who posts the most per day

[JRwakebord]

You'd better watch out JR! There's 4 other people working their way up to top spot!

Wait a minute...you'll stay top unless you fall won't you? 'Cos you registered in '02 and most others after you...how mean. It ought to be alphabetical...


Why should it be alphabetical? Once people hit the same activity, longevity is the most logical way of determining who is #1,2, etc.

[Lenny]

But I like alphabetical! It's just so neat and organised.

[sue_13]

But then longevity wouldn't really mean a damn thing.

[JRwakebord]

I agree with sue. Lenny, you lose.

[gruesomeBODY]

the british always lose

[Titusfied]

Fuck Brits!

[Lenny]

Hey! We hold the Land Speed Record! Suck on that!

You guys ripped it from us during the 60s, but since 97 we've held it! Muahahahahaha!

Take that Art Arfson and Craig Breedlelove! 748mph! First car to break the sound barrier!

Beat that and I'll give you a whole Crumpet to squabble over!

[Grav]

A car went 748 mph? Wtf kind of car was this? An engine with wheels attached?

[Lenny]

Powered by two Rolls Royce Jet Engines, each delivering over 50,000lbs of thrust.

Coincidentally the car was called Thrust.

And all the American cars between 1960-66 had Jet engines. ONe even had little bombs that exploded and thrust the car forward.

Craig Breedlelove - Spirit of America, Spirit of America II
Art Arfson - The Green Machine
Walter Arfson - some weird name or other.

I watched a program last night after Top Gear about it. Beated learning my German.

He he, in Top Gear, two adrenaline junkies climbed a 1000foot cliff in 1hour 57 min (a 6 hour route) whilst he travelled 60 miles in the new Audi (2 hours 6 minutes). He then raced them back to the start line. He took another 2 hours. They just jumped - 20 seconds.

[JRwakebord]

I remember that. The guy who drove that was fucking nuts.

[Lenny]

He was a Brit. We're all fucking nuts. We're surrounded by millions of gallons of salty water damn you! The Irish keep on trying to blow us up! As do the terrorists!

[Titusfied]

Irish are a lot cooler.

[gruesomeBODY]

i would second that but im italian i believe we are the best.

[sue_13]

Scotland is the best though.

[Thanatos]

I love how Lenny comes out of nowhere with random information.

[gruesomeBODY]

he def has no life and looks shit like this up all the time. He has too, or he has a brain the size of a computer

[JRwakebord]

or he has a brain the size of a computer


Sounds like Wetwired.

Wait no, Wetwired is a computer.

[Sovereign]

He's a dell Inspiron 2650!

[Titusfied]

That's just not funny.

William Wallace!

[JRwakebord]

FRREEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

*insert decapitation noise here*

[Lenny]

I only look things up if I don't know much about them.

Italians have good food. That's all you're gonna get. You are the worst drivers in Europe!

The Irish are funny. :)

And the Scottish history is quite fun. I'm ever so slightly Scottish too. Ancestors came over from Normandy with William the Conquerer, managed to piss off the Royal Families of both England and Scotland, end up being fought on all fronts, get the throne of Scotland for a few weeks, and have the original surname (Comyn) banned in Scotland. So they took the name of the farm and surrounding area - Lendrum.

There's also a County Lendrum in Ireland.

Now this I looked up years ago for an English project. :D

And yes, you're right. I have no life. :)

[Great-Thanatos]

You are the worst drivers in Europe!

Americans? Cause if that is true...Your are the worst drivers in USA!

[Grav]

I think he meant Italians.

[Great-Thanatos]

I think he meant Italians.
But they have nice cars=\

[gruesomeBODY]

But they have nice cars=\
Fuck Right we do

[JRwakebord]

But they have nice cars=\


Yah, but I'm willing to bet that more of those nice cars are owned by Americans than Italians.

[Lenny]

Italians have fucking amazing cars.

But you are the worst drivers in Europe. Actually...it's a close call between you guys and the Frenchies.

The Germans are the craziest. Autobahn for life! :D

[Great-Thanatos]

The Germans are the craziest. Autobahn for life! :D
What I'd give to ride my friends R1 on the autobahn =\

That would be so fun ... I test drove one yesterday holy damn, barly give it any gas and the front tire comes off the ground =\

[Thanatos]

On topic, I am approaching 100% quickly. Watch out JR.

[Sovereign]

Same here!

Wait...

[gruesomeBODY]

me and jr already talked about it and one day we are going to drive a car on the autobond. Hopefully it will be one of those italian cars that we make. But then again im going to probably shit my pants when i drivbe on it

[JRwakebord]

My dad and I have discussed the possibility of him and I going over to germany and renting some extremely high-end cars (read: ferrari) for a week or so and just tearing ass on the Autobahn. Dunno when it will happen, but the possibility excites me in ways I don't understand.

[gruesomeBODY]

u and ur dad bond?????!!!! the world must be ending

[JRwakebord]

Haha well I think we could resolve our differences if there was a 575M or Murcielago involved.

[Lenny]

Better get it done quick. The EU want a speed limit imposed on the Autobahn. I don't know how far along the line the plans are, but that's what comes from having Europe ruled by Brussels.

*cough*DICTATORSHIP*cough*

[Great-Thanatos]

Better get it done quick. The EU want a speed limit imposed on the Autobahn. I don't know how far along the line the plans are, but that's what comes from having Europe ruled by Brussels.

*cough*DICTATORSHIP*cough*
Thats GAY...

If i ever become a gazilionare i'm going to buy a ocuple miles of land in some state and pave it and set no speed limit! american autobahn....I'll call it the american motorway

[Kaneda]

Your double jeapordy question for tonight will be:
"It is more commonly known as a race-way"
.
.
.
What is the American Autobahn Alec!

[Great-Thanatos]

Your double jeapordy question for tonight will be:
"It is more commonly known as a race-way"
.
.
.
What is the American Autobahn Alec!
Wrong....No answers? sorry Kaneda you needed to pharse your answer in the form of a ?

[gruesomeBODY]

that would be sweet, i would only let friends drive it tho, so if an accident happens, i know who to blame

[JRwakebord]

Better get it done quick. The EU want a speed limit imposed on the Autobahn. I don't know how far along the line the plans are, but that's what comes from having Europe ruled by Brussels.

*cough*DICTATORSHIP*cough*


You fucking kidding me? Now I'm pissed.

[Great-Thanatos]

The day there is a speed limit on the autobahn is the day the world comes to an end...

[gruesomeBODY]

and i cry myhself to sleep

[Dar_Win]

It would make all men between 17 - 27 cry.

[gruesomeBODY]

That is true. That is true

[Lenny]

Wel what do you expect? This is the EU we're talking about. If it were up to them we'd have no idiots clinging to the sides of trains or sleeping in the backs and under lorries trying to enter Britain. If it weren't for their stupid rules, France would never have caught fire. :killgrin:

[JRwakebord]

We should have left France to the Germans.

[gruesomeBODY]

i second that, cause they are a bunch of pussy's/ Freedom Fries and Feedom Toast is where its at

[Dar_Win]

I'm pretty sure everyone can agree on that.

[Great-Thanatos]

I'm pretty sure everyone can agree on that.
/signed

[Lenny]

Hell no! If we'd've left France to the Nazis in WWII then they would have wiped us out! A small island against a force that had taken over the whole of Europe. We did amazingly well to be able to hold our own for however many years. After the Battle of Britian (giant dog-fight in the skies over the channel) our airforce was ever so nearly crippled. A few hundred men from Dahn Sahth against an airforce of thousands of Luftwaffe. Either our lot were drugged to the eyeballs, or they were all drunk on bravery. But damn, did they do good.

Little fact for ya, since Norman times (William the Conquerer invaded and stuffed Harold Godwinson at Hastings) Britain has never been invaded. The last seige of Britian was during WWII when the Nazis blockaded the channel with their U-boats and bombed anything trying to get to us.