Super Jumps

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea i was wondering if any of u can super jump or get to places on the map taht nobody can get to? Personally, i know a few. Here are the ones i know

1) Warlock
2) Zanzabar
3) Foundation

and i know how do get a giant master chief on Burial Mounds. JR can attest to it. He flipped his shit once i showed him.

If u want to know how, ill post, but be specific cause ill type the ones i know out individually

[sue_13]

They are all a waste of time for the most part. You could get more kills and less deaths in the time you spend doing them. The only one I have found remotely effective is getting on top of the base at Zanzibar. That is only situational however. The majority of the fighting needs to be taking place in the open over there and you MUST have control of the sniper and have a battlerifle on switch.

[gruesomeBODY]

well most games today ahve u starting with a BR so its just getting a sniper. If u can do it quickly, then u have a real chance of doing some damage. It was just something to add to the strategies of games

[JRwakebord]

Superjumps in matchmaking are for pussies!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I'm not good enough of a sniper to warrant doing super jumps anyway.

[S2 AM]

I remember playing an ascension with someone, and both the enemies were over at a super jump. We would have rocked them, but we did pretty shitty at the beginning. Then they superjumped to the top, and made us wait out the remaining five minutes with a score two less theirs.

[Titusfied]

Wasn't me. I would have flipped shit..

[sue_13]

I have superjumped to the top of the base on zanzibar with only a battle rifle and gotten 30+ kills and 2 or 3 deaths before in multi-team. Your only threat is snipers from up there.

[gruesomeBODY]

it was just something to add cause we were playing in multi team the other day and my friend asked if i could do it. So i did, and was ontop of the wheel the entire game. Ended up with 30 kills and 2 deaths

[sue_13]

It was very well in multi-team due to the fact that there are 4 teams killing each other which makes it hard for one team to obtain a sniper and focus on killing you from the roof... plus there are plenty of other targets.

[JRwakebord]

I hasdff spme one superjuimp 3nite and the other team quite. i tol d you superjumps suck!

AND I DIDNT FUCKING GETE ANT!!!!!!!!!

[Titusfied]

You're drunk, but you didn't get laid? That sucks.. :(

[gruesomeBODY]

dude the kids parents and grandparents where in the house. i could have told u that

[Titusfied]

Basement? Shit, at 5AM, which is when he posted that, he could have found SOMEWHERE to fuck!

[glory_gamer]

of course he could have .... just wasnt giving it 110% ..... he really needed to FINISH IT!!!

[JRwakebord]

dude the kids parents and grandparents where in the house. i could have told u that


Just grandparents, and they had been asleep for like 7 hours. I've had sex down there with my whole family in the house and wide awake, I don't think that was the issue.

[Titusfied]

Period?

[gruesomeBODY]

probably, but she had it like a week ago so im not sure

[JRwakebord]

Nope. I'm gonna chalk it up to bitchiness. She also had "Missing you [insert ex boyfriend's name here]" as her Away Message. :(

[sue_13]

Kill him and her and bury them together. Call it their, "Chemical Wedding Day."

[gruesomeBODY]

her ex is insane. Before JR and this chick hooked up, they went to a club without the bf knowing. Apparently, he called her mom and asked her where she was. When the mom told him that shw went to the club, he went to spy. He confronted her and they got into an argument. JR called me up acting gay cause the bf was pissed that she went with him. I answer the phone and hear "hey hun, how u doing." I was like Jake whats going on. Then the fatal words that i never want to hear again left his lips. "What are u wearing."

[sue_13]

Homo Homo Homo

[JRwakebord]

He didn't give me an answer :(

[sue_13]

He wanted to.

[JRwakebord]

That doesn't change the fact that I was disapointed when he didn't tell me how much (or little) he was wearing.

[sue_13]

That sucks.

[JRwakebord]

Is that your response to everything I post?

[sue_13]

It was only twice, and in both instances, it sucked. haha

[Titusfied]

That sucks.

[JRwakebord]

Die.

Fucking significant content

[Titusfied]

That sucks.

[sue_13]

That DOES suck.

[JRwakebord]

You suck. Horse penis.

[sue_13]

There are no horses in the big city.

[Titusfied]

Agreed.. Which sucks..

[JRwakebord]

What about a one-horse town?

[sue_13]

Nope... this is a no horse town.

[JRwakebord]

Damn, no horse porn then.

[sue_13]

Not at all.

[JRwakebord]

For shame!

[glory_gamer]

but there are many dogs and brownlove!!!

[Titusfied]

This sucks..

[sue_13]

Yeah it does. All of our threads end up as spam. Every single one.

[glory_gamer]

yes sir jam out the jam