Halo Tourny

[gruesomeBODY]

My school is having a double team tournment this saturday. Im playing with someone that isnt half bad and the prize is for 50 bucks. But i want the title as the best halo player at the school. Im going to rape so hard that these kids wont know what hit them. Please get on to help me train

[sue_13]

What are the game types going to be?

[Sum Yung Guy]

ill help you train, you can practice headshots on me heh

[JRwakebord]

You son of a bitch!! Hahaha if I was there you and I would dominate.

[S2 AM]

I know that no matter how good one is at a game, there is always someone better. Internet gaming has shown that time and again. Even if you disagree with half of your losses because of lag(me :cool: ), I... er one still knows that there are thousands of people better than oneself.

The thing is, I've never been beat by anyone I know who lives around me. Everytime I talk to people around me, they talk all this shit, and then they suck at the games they are talking about. I've therefore grown overconfident VSing people around me. I think it'd be somewhat amusing if I started talking to someone about HALO 2 and we ended up where every conversation does, "who is better." Then we played, and I found out the hard way he was a lvl 45 or something on live.

Still waitin' for that moment though, when my jaw hits the floor and the controller hits the wall. :p

[Sum Yung Guy]

Hey you still havnt found someone better then me at Soul Calibur 2. When I went on leave I went to a buddies house and he has SC2, I was like hey lets play that I heard its pretty fun.... heheheheh. He said I would never beat him, hes the best of everyone he knows... and I destroyed him every single match.

[gruesomeBODY]

im not overconfident, but everyone around here comes to play me all the time and i destroy them. Im already known on campus as one of the best players. Im ready to step it up and bring one home for the dragoons

[sue_13]

I'm not the best player here. Then again the only way to get known here is to be named Ted Ginn Jr or Santonio Holmes

[gruesomeBODY]

wow thats a huge statement sue. Ut one of the best halo players i know. But u are at a bigger school then i am so maybne thats whuy

[Titusfied]

I can't wait to see the results of this tourney! I can't wait to check out the stats of all the games!

I agree with Smith though. I remember when I was playing campaign and MP with my friends. I would always own them, and once I hit Live, I quickly realized that I am basically average as a whole, and my friends are subpar at best. I have good games here and there, and my kill-death ratio is usually always positive, but as an elite killer, I am not there. Hell, of the people on my friends list, I'm like the worst one! :(

[gruesomeBODY]

thats not true titus. U rock. Its people like petey and Glory that play a few games, suck it up for the rest of us, then dont return to play again.

[Petey35]

you know what suck it i will be on there soon and just to show you i can keep a good kill-death ratio

[JRwakebord]

It's not you we're worried about. It's Kenpo.

[glory_gamer]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?panel=kills&gameid=338597265&player=glory%20gamer

ummm fuck what up again???

[gruesomeBODY]

ummm fuck what up again???

Bitch, let me have the sword and we'll see what happens

[Titusfied]

When was the game, and what was the stats? (filter..)

[gruesomeBODY]

its under glories post and its when we raped thos high levels on midship

[JRwakebord]

When was the game, and what was the stats? (filter..)


see attached.

[sue_13]

That is the fucking game when ALL of my kills were sticks. After coming back from battlefield I couldn't aim at all for the first couple games and for some reason EVERY plasma grenade I tossed was hitting someone. It was ridiculous. We need to get on and play again tonight... last night was a good time.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea it was, except for the 4 modded games we were in. I was pissed

[JRwakebord]

I should be able to play tonight.

[gruesomeBODY]

i would except the internet here keeps going in and out so it sucks

[JRwakebord]

Yah I've noticed. The entire FU section of my buddy list was dead.

[gruesomeBODY]

its pissing me off

[glory_gamer]

i could post another game that i didnt have the homo stick

[Titusfied]

Ahhhh! Yes, I remember that game! How do you like my 2:1 ratio in that bitch! [Toot my own horn]Just typical Titus playing![/End Tooting]

[gruesomeBODY]

Me and titus kicked ass tonight on Gemini. That is now my new favorite board

[glory_gamer]

tonight everyone should get on!!!

[Titusfied]

I'll be on early in the night. I gotta get my drink on later though!

[gruesomeBODY]

i wasnt able to play cause my roomate was studying for a test. But hes going away for the weekend so im def going ot play like 15 hrs

[glory_gamer]

and i will join u .. no BF for me tonight~~

[gruesomeBODY]

ok awesome

[glory_gamer]

cant wait!!!

[Titusfied]

Fuck shit bitch asshole nigger!

[glory_gamer]

cock , balls , FAg dick

[sue_13]

Homo homo homo... yell at me wake you homo.

[Titusfied]

*cough* Steve *cough*

[JRwakebord]

UGH, Glory is not the only one who calls people way too fucking early and wakes them up...

[Titusfied]

I have a friend like. I mean, I USED to have a friend like that.

I beat the crap out of him one drunken night, and he doesn't do it anymore..

[gruesomeBODY]

glory im's me in the morning cause he doesnt have my number yet. But ill probably give it to him soon, hehehe

[sue_13]

Absolutely don't do that. He called me really early again waking me up and I felt horrible because I couldn't sleep the rest of the day. That is why I'm not playing with him right now. I'm too damn tired.

[gruesomeBODY]

oh well i want glory to have my number hehe

[gruesomeBODY]

ok i just found out the rules of the tourney. Its 2 on 2, human weapons, small maps,and especially no bitch combo. Ill update when im done with the tourney

[JRwakebord]

REVENGE HAS HAPPENED!!! Hahah I got glory's number from Petey last night and called him at 12:30 at night and woke him up to come play Halo :grin:

[gruesomeBODY]

I won the tourney hands down today. I swear it was amazing how much better we are at halo then other kids. These kids play so much more then i do and i raped them. Our first match we won, 25 to 7 and i had a rampage with a br and sniper. THen the next match was a little closer 25 to 11. Had 2 running riots with the br and smg. Then the third (semi) was awesome cause we almost shut them out 25 to 2. I didnt die and had 21 straight kills with the sniper and shotgun. Then the final was 25 to 17. And i died 7 times. Overall, i had at least 75 kills in 4 games and took home the best player at FU right now. So the next tourney is in a month and will be going on until the end of the school year. So its awesome cause i can win so much money if i keep playing. HAHAH


And JR u are a god for calling glory

[Titusfied]

NICE WIN GRUESOME!

NICE CALL JR!

THAT SUCSK SUE!

DIE PETEY!

I'm done..

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha titus is a funny funny man

[Titusfied]

Me and Petey owned the other day. We won like 9 of 11 TS games and got him up to a 30, almost 31.

[gruesomeBODY]

petey sucks at life

[sue_13]

I'm done too.

[glory_gamer]

yea i was called!!! twice

[JRwakebord]

Next time, I'm going to call you for phonesex.

[glory_gamer]

$.75 for the first 5 min .. then it is $5.00 a hour after that!

[JRwakebord]

You cheap whore.

[gruesomeBODY]

$.75 for the first 5 min .. then it is $5.00 a hour after that!


U wont make a lot of money then. JR will blow his load before hiting the 5 min mark. U should up the price for the first 2 mins if u want to gaina profit

[JRwakebord]

You son of a bitch.

[gruesomeBODY]

i knew u would like that

[JRwakebord]

Don't make me rape you to prove you wrong.

[gruesomeBODY]

call me up ill charge less then glory

[JRwakebord]

You are an even cheaper slut than glory! And that's saying something!

[Sum Yung Guy]

Good job gruesome.

I should call glory from way the hell back here in germany at like 3 or 4 am his time heheheheheh

[gruesomeBODY]

he would just love that

[JRwakebord]

Please do. And just keep it ringing until he answers.

[Titusfied]

He'll probably be working.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea by putting the special sauce on somebodies burger at 3 in the morning cause hes pissed that he is there and not in bed

[sue_13]

He has a new job now, and he lives in Mississippi.

[gruesomeBODY]

Mississippi.
what?????

[sue_13]

He moved in with Kenpo (his dad) and is getting a much better job and he doesn't have to put up with his bitch mom.

[glory_gamer]

and ill get to taser ppl :P

[sue_13]

I don't think you'll actually get to do that. It'd be cool if you did and killed someone somehow.

[gruesomeBODY]

wow so the visits to Ohio state arent going to happen. Damn that sucks but glad u will be getting a new job. Taser a bitch then rape her

[Titusfied]

That's the spirit!

And where are these kenpo pictures?!?!

[sue_13]

Taser a bitch then rape her

I'm pretty sure if he did that he'd lose his job.

[Titusfied]

Blasphemy!

[glory_gamer]

ill bring it to OSU and taser sue!!

[JRwakebord]

Please do. While wearing your t-shirt.

[glory_gamer]

o yes i will bring it up dec11 and during the holidays

[sue_13]

Sweet... I love being tasered.

[Titusfied]

On your balls?

[JRwakebord]

Freshly shaved?