Believe

[Medieval Bob]

http://www.venganza.org/

[Jessifer]

I am a firm believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He knows all and sees all!

And He has an unusual fondness for Japanese school girls.


*snort*

[JRwakebord]

We need more pirates!

[DaFrigginDoctah]

http://www.venganza.org/
Well Mister Brooks, you finally converted me. I am no longer Atheist, but a firm believer and follower of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster.





Thank you.

[Lenny]

The Game!

http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm

[Medieval Bob]

Glad to know. I'm sure you'll enjoy the stipper factory and beer volcano in FSM Heaven.

[Jessifer]

Kick ass! I'm so there!

[Demosthenes]

Kick ass! I'm so there!

That may be the most convincing argument for intelligent design ever!

[Sovereign]

So... fucking... stupid...

[JRwakebord]

Do you mean the concept of ID, or the mockery of it?

[PureRebel]

What an awesome heaven.*wipes tear from eye*.. the spaghetti monster makes god look like road kill

[gruesomeBODY]

makes god look like road kill

Wow- thats something i thought i would never read

[Thanatos]

WWFSMD ??

Well?

[Lenny]

What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Simple really if you think about it. The site's about a Flying Spaghetti Monster God, and you get T-Shirts saying: "What Would Jesus Do?".

[Paradox_Knight]

So... fucking... stupid...
Aye so it is... Amusing nonetheless to an extent, I go for whatever humor, in this sad world, laughing is a good gift to get.

...Now on with these appendages, I finished converting everyone and I must say, heaven looks nice if it's like that. But is this god japenese? he seems like the type who'd enjoy a nice tantalizing japenese schoolgirl or two, or twelve, or fourty five...

[Jessifer]

We be on the same wavelength.

[Dark Jedi]

Japanese schoolgirls are overrated. I'll go for a nice American-born blonde airhead. I think God might agree.

[Jessifer]

Pfft. Blondes. Brunettes all the way.

[Dark Jedi]

I can swing in many directions. I strike out every single time be it blonde, brunettes, redhead, even grey hair, but I never give up 'cause I am hopeless.

So, me and my god will worship our big-knockered blondes and you all can go to Asia and partake in some bukkake.

[Thanatos]

Mmm... bukakke...

[Dark Jedi]

Hey, hey, hey. Don't get me wrong. It's not that bad, but I still prefer my good ol' American sexual traditions. I don't know what they are, but I plan to Google it and find out.

God has shown me the light.

[JRwakebord]

If you want sex ed that badly, I'm sure your priest would be more than happy to give you some hands-on instruction.

[Dark Jedi]

Are you implying my priest would want to stick something up my butt?

If these priests do this, what do all those priestesses do in those Anime?

[Adrenachrome]

We no longer need to believe

[Lenny]

Sex Ed, eh?

I seriously think that my school is thinking of getting rid of it...I couldn't care less frankly, we've done it all, no more for us to learn.

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And it's gotta be Brunettes. Brunettes all the way and back. Though redheads don't look at all bad...can't beat Brunettes for looks though.

Then again, WWFSMD?

[JRwakebord]

I've dated all 3: blondes, brunettes, and redheads. I'm not sure I have a real preference, it all depends on the girl. Some girls look fuck-tastic blonde, yet others I coulnd't even visualize as anything but a brunette.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

I believe you can STFU! :D

[Dark Jedi]

I believe after what's been going on in my life, I'll pursue a life of Asceticism.

[PureRebel]

you expect us to know what that word means?

[JRwakebord]

1 : practicing strict self-denial as a measure of personal and especially spiritual discipline
2 : austere in appearance, manner, or attitude

[Lenny]

It's aim is the attainment of Christian perfection apparently.

Ascetical Theology

That branch of theology which comprises the rules of Christian perfection, formulated by the monastic leaders beginning with the Fathers of the Desert, gathered together and systematized. Ascetics is the outcome of supernatural charity urging to a most perfect following of Christ and calls very particularly for a direction in every respect an art. Ascetical theology examines and defines Christian perfection; explains the call, the obligations thereby induced, and the renunciation of worldly goods otherwise lawful included in the call. It expounds, in the degree proper to this mode of life, the Christian virtues of poverty, chastity, obedience, humility, mortification, charity, etc.; the external custody of the senses; the interior discipline of the soul by recollection, the presence of God, and conformity to His will; the vows giving permanence to this life; the various modes of ordinary prayer corresponding to progress made; how to discover and frustrate the devil's snares, to recognize God operating in the soul, and to free oneself from false notions and scruples that hinder progress. Among theologians Father Alvarez de Paz holds an honorable place; the practical treatise of Father Alphonsus Rodriguez is known everywhere. Mystical theology is classed with ascetical rather for convenience than for any intrinsic relation. The ascetic way is complete in itself. By it the highest perfection is reached. One might almost at any stage begin the mystic, should God permit.

New Catholic Dictionary

[Adrenachrome]

Redheads have been proven to be less sensitive to pain...

[1dumMan]

i like to eat speggetti.....hehe i dont think i spelled that right

hokt on fonix rele wurkt fer me!!!

[Lenny]

Really?

I wonder why that is.

So, Blondes are fertile, Redheads are less sensitive to pain...what about Brunettes and Blackheads (or whatever you call black haired girls)?

[JRwakebord]

Brunettes are stealth whores. No one suspects them.

[Grav]

Brunettes are stealth whores. No one suspects them.
LOL :D

[Jessifer]

Heh!

Where I come from, girls with black hair tend to have an ego problem. They're prudes.

[Sovereign]

Blackheads... rofl.....

[Grav]

I totally missed that. Blackheads. Hahahaha!

[Jessifer]

You guys are slooow.

[Lenny]

Too be brutally honest, I didn't realise until after I'd clicked the post button.

Anywho...

What are you Jess? Black, Brunette, Blonde or Redhead?

[Jessifer]

What do I act like? I've been two of the four.

That or you could just look up my picture on the site. Prepare the peroxide for your eyes first, though.

[Sovereign]

Sing for me :)

[Thanatos]

Bad, Sov, bad!

[Jessifer]

Hm...No.

[Lenny]

I'm guessing you're a Brunette? Or a Blonde...or a hybrid of the two?

I can't find any pictures...though then again I haven't had that good a search, only the pictures thread really (btw, your pic needs to be resubmitted)... :p

I looked on your homepage from the link in your profile, but it wasn't that helpful.

[Jessifer]

Hssss...Blondes are teh 3v4l.

[Lenny]

Fine, Brunette or...you don't strike me as a redhead, so I'm gonna go with probably Brunette but possibly black hair?