Stream of conciousness

[JRwakebord]

I've discovered that when you wake up in the morning after drinking, it takes about 30 seconds for your brain to really kick in and remind you of what you did the night before. That first 30 seconds can result in some pretty interesting thoughts as you try to piece together exactly where you are and what happened to get you there. This was my thought process upon waking up today:

*eyes open*
this isnt my room
ok, im at nikki's place
and i have a headache
i drank a bit
i have bite marks on my neck
scratches across my back
and theres an arm across my chest
and it belongs to a naked girl
where are my clothes?
*brain wakes up*

Incidentally, I love parties.

[sue_13]

I had that this morning.
1. Wake up on top of a pizza box.
2. Look around, in my dorm.
3. Realize I have to pee like hell.
4. Start to get out of bed, shit i'm on the top bunk
5. Climb down, oh shit my head hurts.
6. Parties are fun.

[gruesomeBODY]

Ok here is last night for me

1) Wake Up on my bed with my ipod and computer on my chest
2) Realize that i am in fact in my room which is a good thing but realized that i didnt fall asleep here
3) Get out of the top punk to find a note on my wall
4) Find out that my friend was taken to the hospital and i was to follow in my other friends car
5) Find my friends keys in my pocket and find my friend under my bed in my laundry
6) Wake him up and send him to the bathroom cause he has to puke
7) follow to pee
8) Meet people in the bathroom i dont know but realize that i was in thier room the night before stealing thier alcohol
9) Get back to my room to find my ex and friends yelling at me cause i yelled at them at 3 in the morning cause they were to loud
10) Called an " insensitive man" and i yell "blow me again"
11) apologize and beg for forgiveness
12) Change out of my clothes and find a bit mark on my nipple
13" shower and clean up
14) Scream at the top of my lungs whats going on
15) memory hits me like a fucken truck and i remember the entire night
16) Bite mark in a kings game by a hot chick

That was my night and i didnt blackout. I just had a tough time remembering. Yes a friend of mine went to the hopital and anothber past out in full stride towards my futon but missed and fell into my laundry. My ex and friend forgave me but i still laugh saying blow me again. Oh well haha hope u all had a great night as well

[Titusfied]

Jake's was the best so far.

[JRwakebord]

Why thank you :D

Tonight might be another fun night for me :D. Going clubbing with 5 drunk girls... and me. Gonna rock!

[glory_gamer]

tell me you will get all 5!!!!

[JRwakebord]

It's a distinct possibility. One is all but guaranteed, sober or drunk. 2 or 3 is possible drunk (or on E, which I suspect they might be tonight). 4 or 5 is unlikely, but worth the try :)

Je suis un pimp.

[steveharris666]

yeah most all hot one's are at least worth a try, however ineffective it might be

[glory_gamer]

and by that he means hot guys

[Grav]

You're all a bunch of elitest assholes hiding in this weird corner of the forum.

[Titusfied]

Haha! I love this forum. It's like a little family down here.

*Shhhh, don't tell anyone we exist!*

[sue_13]

I don't think I've ever been called an elitest.

[steveharris666]

what's an elitest?

[JRwakebord]

Well, I got one of them. The twins wouldn't go for it :(

[sue_13]

I have no idea what an elitest is. Maybe it means we are elite at halo. If so, we most definately are not elitests.

[Grav]

The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.

Except I spelled it wrong. Elitist.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Join us Grav, join us...

[JRwakebord]

I have no idea what an elitest is. Maybe it means we are elite at halo. If so, we most definately are not elitests.


Well, judging by my last game....

http://bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?panel=kills&gameid=314944490&player=JRwakebord

[Grav]

Join you what? I don't play Xbox.

[JRwakebord]

Then get out of here!

[Grav]

Omg ban

[Sum Yung Guy]

Join you what? I don't play Xbox.

Neither do I, lmao

[glory_gamer]

thats WRong delong

[steveharris666]

hahahahahaha

[gruesomeBODY]

yea like steve said hahahaha

[sue_13]

But you should fool. The longer Harris waits to get his computer the more i feel like getting Guild Wars.

[JRwakebord]

And the more I feel like beating your fucking skull in. Anyone dragoons gonna be on late 2nite? I most likely will be.

Bad news, though: My headseat broke, I can't talk :(

[gruesomeBODY]

oh JR we need to hear ur reasoning when we play ill miss that

[glory_gamer]

yes he is most right

[Titusfied]

I hate when people play without a headset. Talking to yourself sucks donkey balls. Big, round donkey balls. Steve would know, trust me.

[steveharris666]

you know very well how out of line that is....i might be on tonite, if ur on JR...titusfied where have you been lately?

[glory_gamer]

u tell me!

[JRwakebord]

I'll prob be on for an hour or two, starting at maybe 1130 or 12.

EDIT: Actually I just realized I won't be able to get on tonight. I'm working a charity golf tourney with the Red Cross tomorrow, and I have to be there at 7am. Early night for me.

[Titusfied]

I'll be on tonight, until MNF that is at least!

[Sum Yung Guy]

I'll prob be on for an hour or two, starting at maybe 1130 or 12.

EDIT: Actually I just realized I won't be able to get on tonight. I'm working a charity golf tourney with the Red Cross tomorrow, and I have to be there at 7am. Early night for me.

The past 2 weeks I have been waking up at 6 am, after going to bed at like 4 am heh. You could try that, it would give you alot more game time, and at first you may want to take naps during lunch, but after awhile you learn to cope with very little sleep.

[glory_gamer]

yea i hAVNET HAD THAt much sleep latly

[gruesomeBODY]

neither have i. But im not going to say why? keep u all guessing

[glory_gamer]

nightmares about JR and steve having sex?

[gruesomeBODY]

great guess glory.

[sue_13]

Actually, that is a pretty horrible guess if you ask me.

[Grav]

Next page.

[gruesomeBODY]

Actually, that is a pretty horrible guess if you ask me.

yea haha

[JRwakebord]

Booze and girls!

[steveharris666]

man c'mon, that aint cool

[gruesomeBODY]

no JR and harris having sex. It freaks me out