We're all going to die.

[-Spector-]

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html

Almost seems fake to me...

[!King_Amazon!]

Just a theory, and it doesn't make much sense to me, information escaping a black hole and eating everything in its path?

Only thing interesting to me was the year of impact with earth.

[HandOfHeaven]

People shouldn't panic until all the facts are in. Then, and only then can they panic.

[-Spector-]

They can panic whenever they want.... but they'd look stupid if they did it now

[Mantralord]

It's a Weekly World News article. Move along.

[KagomJack]

Dont' diss the lameness of the WWN!

[Medieval Bob]

Lol. So the black hole that it originated from is 28,000 light years from here, but it's going to get here in 9 years?

[Jamesadin]

Weekly World News. Believe everything they say.

And you have a good point, Bob.

PS: I think they are running out of ideas...

[Sovereign]

Cuz it izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Paradox_Knight]

I'd rather stay away from news, often enough they only contain rather depressing things and with the limited amount of time we live, it's best not to worry too much about a bit extra that's kind of useless and out of our power anyways.

[Paradox_Knight]

You know, I just hate it when I accidentally double post something... In any case, what else is interesting around here.

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh, I didn't even notice it was from WWN, it's obviously fake then...

[Lenny]

Ha! What an article... :p

That's astronomer's for ya. Spend so much time with their heads in the clouds that they lose their minds... :p

[PureRebel]

its most likely fake.. they say all about it hitting our galaxy then..
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

and they wouldnt be saying the exact date if they didnt know.. and its impossible to tell from where we are and how far away the thing is. they would be saying 2014'ish insead of :15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
obviously a piece of shit..

and saying they wont make it public just yet.. they've already made it Public by releasing it on the internet.. even tho not many people know about it .. it still is!

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://www.snopes.com/science/dustcloud.asp

[Penny_Bags]

HAHAHAH... I can't believe some of you people even gave this shit the time of day!

Just read this! "The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

LMAO. That's comedy gold. Also the title is in ALL CAPS AND WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA


PureRebel, way to go. You spent way too much time validating your ballsy statement that this is obvious bullshit.

[Jessifer]

"Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away."

Amusing. I needed a good laugh. ^_^

[RoboticSilence]

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

This happens but escaped electrons don't destroy stars. This is pretty funny.

[Demosthenes]

Entertainment News & Gossip

'Nuff said.

[HandOfHeaven]

Very good.

[S2 AM]

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

This happens but escaped electrons don't destroy stars. This is pretty funny.

What about antimatter?

lol

[Sum Yung Guy]

What about it?

[S2 AM]

What about it?

It will eliminate you with extreme prejudice :eat:

[Jamesadin]

It will eliminate you with extreme prejudice

Yay Apocolypse Now!

[JRwakebord]

I prefer Full Metal Jacket

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

[Thanatos]

Favorite line from that movie: "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

[JRwakebord]

"Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck."

"That's enough, get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."

"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"


And my personaly favorite:
"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"



God I love that movie.

[gruesomeBODY]

all im going to say is sucky sucky