Angry Halo

[JRwakebord]

Why do I get the feeling that there's at least one person in our clan who's like this when they play Halo?

http://www.alldumb.com/item/15542/

[Sum Yung Guy]

Angry Halo Player
This is the nerdiest assualt of all time. He actually uses the words "noob, l33t, and IRL (in real life)"

Smith say's that stuff in r/l and get angry like that guy was, even throwing his controler.

[gruesomeBODY]

i kinda get that way when im drunk and playing. But i am loud as it is so i might sound like im screaming, but im not

[JRwakebord]

Actually, on second thought.... Someone who swears and yells and gets furious and throws stuff while playing... Hmmm... Sound familiar, gruesome?

[sue_13]

I get quiet when I'm angry.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea thats why my controller is broken. and u are known time from time of getting mad and saying shit

[sue_13]

Yeah, I have my outbursts but usually before them I'm very quiet. I only get pissed when people start talking shit when I'm kicking their asses.

[glory_gamer]

now i think that would be petey!! lol

[Titusfied]

I never really get mad on Halo. Only a few times when getting owned and they were talking too much shit..

[gruesomeBODY]

i hate dying thats all i have to say

[sue_13]

Petey has anger issues. He needs therapy.

[glory_gamer]

yep .. i fear for my life when he is playing

[gruesomeBODY]

haha i havent played enough with him to know

[sue_13]

Hope to god you never have to play with him.

[steveharris666]

no, u have anger issues mr macaroni man

[gruesomeBODY]

why is that sue. the 15 year old should be interesting to play with

[sue_13]

He will be so angry that it is frightening.

[glory_gamer]

and that a nice way to put it

[sue_13]

The light around him is sucked into his body because it is so full of hatred.

[glory_gamer]

ok now u didnt need to go there

[sue_13]

I've seen it.

[glory_gamer]

he is like emily rose

[sue_13]

Except he isn't posessed. When he dies he will become one of the Demons that posesses other people.

[glory_gamer]

we have to do this!!! and he isnt a saint

[Titusfied]

Make a video of Petey and post that shit!

[steveharris666]

so we have to give him an exorcism on camera?

[sue_13]

Harris just informed me that he wanted to do the exorcism while Petey is naked.

[gruesomeBODY]

hahahaahaha sounds like that emily ross movie or something, except hearing that harris will perform the ex made it sound that much better. Oh and please use a condom when fucking hte shit out of petey to realease the devils within him, or is straightness

[sue_13]

He'll fuck petey in the ass and then tell the demons to come into him like in The Exorcist.

[JRwakebord]

Even though he'll be coming into Petey...

[sue_13]

That's wrong! DAMN YOU! WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[steveharris666]

that was t he most splendid thing i've ever heard

[gruesomeBODY]

one thing ull learn about jr is that he always picks shit up like that. Then makes it sound like u meant to say it like that. Ive been dealing with this shit for a year so im used to it. It really freaks out other people tho.

[JRwakebord]

Hey, you're the one who said steve would be fucking petey in the ass!

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha yea but i had no part in the CUMMING sentence. That was taking over the edge

[JRwakebord]

Ok then, lemme explain something about "fucking" to you (since you have no idea what you are talking about here):

When a guy fucks something, he orgasms. It's fairly difficult for there to be fucking and no cumming. You'll learn that when you get older.

[gruesomeBODY]

Ok then, lemme explain something about "fucking" to you (since you have no idea what you are talking about here):

When a guy fucks something, he orgasms. It's fairly difficult for there to be fucking and no cumming. You'll learn that when you get older.


Dude i understand this already. U dont have to teach me these things. Im just saying that once again your conversations have been taken over the edge, one comment and u feel like u need to have the last say to make everybody feel uncomfortable. Thats all im saying but u keep battling me

[JRwakebord]

I say those things to entertain myself, not make people uncomfortable. That's just an added bonus!

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha ok now i have a partical understanding of what goes on in that head of yours

[JRwakebord]

AAAAHAHHAHAHA Trust me, no you don't. If you did, you probably would be in an asylum by now.

[gruesomeBODY]

haha i believe that in the most sincere way possible

[JRwakebord]

I'm a sick fuck.

And according to gruesome's babe of a cousin, a good one, too!

[gruesomeBODY]

hey thats not funny and dude she is way out of your leauge so shut your mouth and forget that i had the desency to introduce u. And if u keeep that up, then maybe ill start hitting on your sister. Which one, im not sure, but ill do it just to tick u off

[JRwakebord]

Excuse me? Out of my league? Oh Bobby, you greatly underestimate me. I dated a model, remember? The same one who is currently hitting on me.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea but shes so much better then u. She def has better sex stories and drinking stories, and when i see this model hitting on u then maybe ill give u more respect. So in all actuality, that means im coming up

[JRwakebord]

So better stories make her "better" than me? What makes her stories "better"?

[gruesomeBODY]

Wouldnt U Like To Know. Well Im Not Telling Cause I Really Dont Remember Them.haha. Hows This For The Shift Key

[JRwakebord]

Overused.

[gruesomeBODY]

Hahaa Thought u would say that

[glory_gamer]

well it sounds to me that u 2 know way to much about gay sex?!

[sue_13]

You two sound like me and Glory when we used to play Diablo. We fought about dumb shit all the time.

[Titusfied]

Diablo... : drools :

[gruesomeBODY]

Haha. Well once u hang out for 7 hrs a day in college, while drinking mind u, you learn alot about each other. Thats why im scared for Sue cause he is going to have to get to know Steve better. And steve's plan is a ruffy-colada and anal sex with sue. Have fun with that

[sue_13]

haha Steve has more or less lived at my house for the last couple years and there hae been no attempts at anal sex. Hopefully the trend continues.

[JRwakebord]

Diablo... : drools :


The only thing that could possibly pull me away from Halo would be the release of Diablo3.

[gruesomeBODY]

no i dont think so, but what do i know

[sue_13]

Diablo is worse than heroin.

[JRwakebord]

Haha if you knew me when I played D2, you wouldn't doubt me.

[tidus2005]

oh man if you have never played diablo 2 you dont really get how addictive it was. For some reason it is totally unexplainable i mean because it was not an overly fun game it just had some kind of draw to play it. I will openly admit that i ocassionally am tempted to play it again.

[sue_13]

I'm not... i've gotten past it. I quit lke 3 times and kept coming back but i'm finally done. Damn they really do need a clinic for addicts.

[JRwakebord]

You sound like you're at an AA meeting.

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha ill be at one of those tomorrow

[Titusfied]

Yeah, Diablo 3 would be one of the very few things to snag me from Halo.. DII was ridiculously addicting for me. I literally broke 2 sets of CDs to get away from it, and within a day, went back to the store to buy it again.. Pathetic really..

[steveharris666]

i tried to get into it a few times at sues because he was always playin it....but never stuck with it, it was just too repetitive

[JRwakebord]

Hahahaha wow Titus, that's pretty insane. Please tell me that for all that you at least broke lvl 90.

[Titusfied]

Hah, I got every character type up to a 99, except for an Assassin, which I simply hated.. My Zealadin was my pride and joy though, and he took the longest to get there.. I HAD screen shots of him when he was #1 on the Ladder (Before resets, when all you had to do after obtaining a 99 was die once, exit the game, and BAM, you were #1..), but I've formatted since then.

[sue_13]

My highest character was a level 95 or 96 Zon I believe. It was way back .09 when things were for the most part legit. I quit right after I popped just after getting my first Windforce. It took me so long to get those SOJ's for it. But that was when a SOJ was worth a hell of a lot.

[gruesomeBODY]

u area ll nerds thats all i am going to say- i was a mario fan/ tom clancy fan

[JRwakebord]

Wait, so you play halo religiously, are a star wars freak like me, and used to be a mario fan, and you're calling US nerds?

[gruesomeBODY]

yep i think i am

[sue_13]

Iii Thinkk I M M M A Shabbsaddoooo Msnaannnnnn

[glory_gamer]

well it seems to me that we all like that same shit , i am a mario fan and a star wars fan ... as wells as halo and D2 was my life for a long time ...

[gruesomeBODY]

i really think sue might be drunk, its just a guess from all the posts he did last night

[sue_13]

Good guess mate.

[steveharris666]

lol
gay things aside, i always notice people have the same interests as i do that i play halo with

[S2 AM]

Angry Halo Player
This is the nerdiest assualt of all time. He actually uses the words "noob, l33t, and IRL (in real life)"

Smith say's that stuff in r/l and get angry like that guy was, even throwing his controler.

That was a long time ago, and a one time incident :p . I payed for it, too.