View Full Version : Attention Zelaron!
pr0xy
2005-08-19, 10:05 AM
Shower, afk.
Dar_Win
2005-08-19, 11:07 PM
who will be joining you in this attempt to bathe yourself?
Sovereign
2005-08-20, 12:59 AM
Be sure to wash behind your ears.
PureRebel
2005-08-20, 01:24 AM
Mantra has just been alerted and is on his way to your house for some fun in the tub. dont forget to use a condom.
pr0xy
2005-08-20, 12:45 PM
Mantra has just been alerted and is on his way to your house for some fun in the tub. dont forget to use a condom.
Why? Less sensation :(
Dar_Win
2005-08-20, 01:32 PM
"Don't forget to bring a Towel"
-Towely
Sovereign
2005-08-21, 01:31 AM
More protection ~_~
Lenny
2005-08-21, 08:30 AM
But doesn't it say on the packs "Not Suitable for Anal Sex"? At least I think it does...
That was our Sex Ed...handing round a couple of boxes of condoms and reading the instructions...oh joy.
Adrenachrome
2005-08-21, 01:24 PM
No, I supose that's only condom specific.
Lenny
2005-08-21, 01:48 PM
Most probably...
Betcha the ones they handed out were the cheapo variety.
Sovereign
2005-08-21, 07:00 PM
How many of them 'disappeared'
Lenny
2005-08-22, 04:25 AM
The majority of them.
All the girls started playing with them and the ones they didn't blow up and pop they took home. They're all whores, the lot of them. Dirty, dirty whores.
pr0xy
2005-08-22, 10:40 AM
More protection ~_~
Why the hell do you need protection in butt sechz? Seriously... SEMEN IN TEH BUTT OH NOES IM PREGNANT!
Lenny
2005-08-22, 11:02 AM
HIV infected fluids could still enter the bloodstream through a small cut inside the anus or on the penis.
And would you want friction whilst entering or a nice smooth sliding action?
pr0xy
2005-08-22, 12:17 PM
HIV infected fluids could still enter the bloodstream through a small cut inside the anus or on the penis.
And would you want friction whilst entering or a nice smooth sliding action?
I heard sometimes condoms arent enough... Isnt mantra an Astroglide man?
And last time I checked I havn't shoved any razors up my ass this month :(
JRwakebord
2005-08-22, 12:48 PM
They're all whores, the lot of them. Dirty, dirty whores.
And that's a bad thing?
Kaneda
2005-08-22, 02:43 PM
You can get rips and tears just from having anal sex. You dont need to put anything sharp into you ass.
Sovereign
2005-08-22, 06:55 PM
But you have to admit it would be a lot more funny if you did.
Lenny
2005-08-23, 02:35 AM
I'll rephrase it.
They're all whores. Dirty, fat, ugly, fat, stinking whores.
Some of the things they talk about...eugh!
Kaneda
2005-08-23, 03:34 AM
God damnit Lenny. You got to get down w/ the crazy european sex. Your in a land of prudes that loves daisy chains, and voyuerism in parking lots!
Lenny
2005-08-23, 03:39 AM
You'd be temporarily put off if you heard these girls. I wouldn't be surprised if quite a few people in my form grow up to beomce celibates.
JRwakebord
2005-08-23, 10:46 AM
God damnit Lenny. You got to get down w/ the crazy european sex.
Exactly! I mean, for god's sake, haven't you ever seen Eurotrip??
Lenny
2005-08-23, 11:06 AM
Eurotrip?
Whazzat? I've never heard of it, let alone seen it.
JRwakebord
2005-08-23, 12:55 PM
A great movie. Basically a teen sex comedy, along the lines of American Pie and Roadtrip. It's just my favorite one of the type.
gruesomeBODY
2005-08-23, 03:00 PM
One of the greatest movies ever. I love when he screws the german chick in the Vatican. I laughed. Also Harriet the spy grew up and damn she is fine
Shroom
2005-08-23, 03:13 PM
Wow yes, eurotrip kicks ass. Set aside, when he checks his mail and the black guy says "Mail Mother Fucka!" is classic. Loooool
pr0xy
2005-08-23, 10:37 PM
You can get rips and tears just from having anal sex. You dont need to put anything sharp into you ass.
Back onto subject...
Mantra would be taking it in the ass... I might give him a reach-around if I'm feeling generous though.
PureRebel
2005-08-23, 10:46 PM
what is it with u talking about anal sex and mantra..
pr0xy
2005-08-26, 11:08 AM
what is it with u talking about anal sex and mantra..
It gives him pleasure.
Sovereign
2005-08-26, 04:21 PM
Heathen!
Lenny
2005-08-26, 04:26 PM
Infidel!
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