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Titusfied
2005-08-18, 01:59 PM
The big unknown in this battle is the physical stature or WW. We have all pictured him as a computer harddrive at one point or another, or we have heard of his Tom Hanks look-alike appearance, but who really knows?

Chruser, on the other hand has not shyed away from showing his thin Swedish build in random eyeball pictures over the years. Has he been lifting since his last picture? Doubtful. Does he actually contain superhuman mind manipulation powers? Quite possibly..

Who will stand victor in this battle of many unknowns?
Demosthenes
2005-08-18, 02:39 PM
The big unknown in this battle is the physical stature or WW. We have all pictured him as a computer harddrive at one point or another, or we have heard of his Tom Hanks look-alike appearance, but who really knows?

Chruser, on the other hand has not shyed away from showing his thin Swedish build in random eyeball pictures over the years. Has he been lifting since his last picture? Doubtful. Does he actually contain superhuman mind manipulation powers? Quite possibly..

Who will stand victor in this battle of many unknowns?

Dude, WetWired for the pwn! This is how the battle goes. Chruser blasts a wave of mind control at WW, but of course, WW is unaffected because he is a computer. Next, chruser would obviously try to infect WW with a virus. Once again, WW thwarts this with his brand new McAfee firewall. Now it's WW's turn to attack. Immediately, millions of lines of code flash before chrusers eyes. OH NOES! What's happening. It's entirely too much for Chruser to handle. Chruser starts gnawing on his arms to keep his sanity. As a last attempt, Chruser attempt to bang his head on WW, but WW's hard titanium casing keeps him safe. Chruser, on the other hand, suffers severe mental damage, and ends up like Terry Schaivo. At this point, WW deliberately shorts himself, and electrical sparks shoot out at Chruser, killing him softly . . . with his song . . . like the emperor.
Sum Yung Guy
2005-08-18, 03:26 PM
Chruser would call in the Swedish army.
http://www.konditori100.se/garage/carmakes/bv/vovalp.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/Strv102r/Tilly.jpg
http://www.army-of-lovers.com/interviews/2001/mos-danko/mos-camilla.jpg
http://www.fatiguesarmynavy.com/images/items/se1002.gif

WetWired obviously would not stand a chance.
Demosthenes
2005-08-18, 03:37 PM
Chruser would call in the Swedish army.
http://www.konditori100.se/garage/carmakes/bv/vovalp.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/Strv102r/Tilly.jpg
http://www.army-of-lovers.com/interviews/2001/mos-danko/mos-camilla.jpg
http://www.fatiguesarmynavy.com/images/items/se1002.gif

WetWired obviously would not stand a chance.

Of course, if this extremely unlikely possibility were to happen, WW would simply hack the communications of the swedish army, and set off a massive free for all -- an every man for himself swedish army, which would eventually eliminate itself, and WW would once again prevail victorious. In fact, one of the little known facts of the universe, WW actually started off the cold war. There actually were umpteen nuclear devices dropped in both america and russia, WW is just so badass he covered it all up. WW, of course, didn't have a side, he simply wanted the two countries to fight for his own amusement. Do you notice the increasing stupidity amongst people? Side-effects from nuclear fallout of course.
TireWire
2005-08-18, 06:41 PM
This is an easy one. Chruser draws a picture of a naked girl; WW runs away. =P
pr0xy
2005-08-19, 01:32 AM
Of course, if this extremely unlikely possibility were to happen, WW would simply hack the communications of the swedish army, and set off a massive free for all -- an every man for himself swedish army, which would eventually eliminate itself, and WW would once again prevail victorious. In fact, one of the little known facts of the universe, WW actually started off the cold war. There actually were umpteen nuclear devices dropped in both america and russia, WW is just so badass he covered it all up. WW, of course, didn't have a side, he simply wanted the two countries to fight for his own amusement. Do you notice the increasing stupidity amongst people? Side-effects from nuclear fallout of course.

You can't hack paper cups and string :(
undeadzombieguy
2005-08-19, 02:44 AM
WW will dominate the fight at first but Chruser is the master of escape. He will disappear and block WW on AIM, which will have WW unable to locate him. Then once a month he will show up at random and use his "owner" powers to kick WW in the harddrive. He will continue doing this untill WW is destroyed.

Chruser ftw...?
Titusfied
2005-08-19, 09:14 AM
All good arguements thus far. WW definintely thwarted most of Chruser's pre-planned attacks when it was found out that he really is a computer. Chruser therefore needs to retreat, compose himself, and devise a new plan. More on this to come!
Lenny
2005-08-19, 09:16 AM
Chruser could just send WW a crippling virus...in fact, why one? Why not a lot of viruses?

And he's done.
pr0xy
2005-08-19, 09:57 AM
Chruser could just send WW a crippling virus...in fact, why one? Why not a lot of viruses?

And he's done.

You cannot fool WW like that!

Chruser simply takes down Zelaron. And WW is no more... We all know WW isn't real. He is just a figment of our imaginations.
Dar_Win
2005-08-19, 11:12 PM
Your starting to make WW sounds like Maximus Prime with wireless internet
Great-Thanatos
2005-08-20, 09:51 AM
Chruser would just unplug WW and win ...
Demosthenes
2005-08-21, 08:50 AM
Chruser would just unplug WW and win ...

WRONG! WW would simply move himself to another computer when he realizes what Chruser's foolhardy plan is.
S2 AM
2005-08-30, 11:10 AM
I think we would close the door, hear a little bit of a struggle, then silence. We would all wait outside for several minutes, wondering "Did they kill each other at the same time?" Then we'd open the door and see them in bed together, probably with Chruser feeding WW strawberries..... ::truly shudders::
Afroman
2005-08-30, 10:05 PM
Ok let's say that this Chruser guy is fighting this Wetwired guy, and he is a computer, then he would reach around the case, and unplug the power. ... Chruser for the win.
Mantralord
2005-08-30, 10:15 PM
Chruser vs. WetWired? Simple. They're both friends, and one lives in Texas and the other in Sweden. Ain't gonna happen.

This thread is over.
Demosthenes
2005-08-30, 10:54 PM
Chruser vs. WetWired? Simple. They're both friends, and one lives in Texas and the other in Sweden. Ain't gonna happen.

This thread is over.

WW would send guys with big sticks to beat you at your house for that comment. Then again, you'd probably like that.
Mantralord
2005-08-31, 12:09 AM
~closed~
S2 AM
2005-08-31, 12:14 AM
~closed~

~open~

Look it's a hinge door. :p The only thing you could close is a box of Trix, and I'd bet you'd have trouble doing that.
Mantralord
2005-08-31, 01:34 AM
Your mom had some trouble keeping her legs closed. Too bad the rapist got away.
Medieval Bob
2005-08-31, 08:33 AM
Doh... little harsh there, man.
S2 AM
2005-08-31, 08:58 AM
Your mom had some trouble keeping her legs closed. Too bad the rapist got away.

Alright, alright.

Well your mom's legs stayed open just fine for a good thirty minutes. It wasn't considered rape because I... er... one can't rape the willing.
Mantralord
2005-08-31, 08:49 PM
With your mom's size, I doubt one is enough to fill her.
Afroman
2005-09-01, 03:35 PM
With your mom's size, I doubt one is enough to fill her.

Hey hey hey, keep the moms outta this, and i'll keep this outta your moms.
pr0xy
2005-09-04, 04:11 PM
Alright, alright.

Well your mom's legs stayed open just fine for a good thirty minutes. It wasn't considered rape because I... er... one can't rape the willing.

What... Only 30? Pfft...
Afroman
2005-09-04, 10:46 PM
I still say "Chruser" unplugs Wetwired, game over.
S2 AM
2005-09-05, 05:45 AM
What... Only 30? Pfft...

Lol, ya, like you're holding an outstanding record, hah!