Alcohol can be good for you

[S2 AM]

I'm not sure the details and all, I found the game this morning hung over, though. Here it is.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?panel=hits&gameid=271556642&player=PFC%20Smith

I know the kills aren't that impressive or anything, but I got the sniper rifle in the last half or last three minutes of the game.. you'll have to ask Glory Gamer for details, I think when I got it we were down, too(Again ask Glory Gamer I was far to wasted to be interested in the score). It was outrageous though, the shots I was making. The alcohol made everything so fluid, and head shots flowed in like sperm into DeLong's mom's mouth.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Bitch ass hoe, dont make me call the internet place and cancel our shit. :grin:

[JRwakebord]

Alcohol can be good for you.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[glory_gamer]

yes smith did kickass that game i was there watching him the whole time with rockets ... didnt shoot many tho ... smith took care of everything lol

[sue_13]

JR is being all philosophical again...

[gruesomeBODY]

nice game and yes JR always does that, especially whe n he drinks. Its very funny

[Titusfied]

Wow. That is definitely a quote that will forever be in my AIM profile.

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha thats funny

[sue_13]

haha I already put it in my ICQ details. The more I read that the funnier it is.

[tidus2005]

I would have to say that if JR just wrote that himself and didnt copy it dam that is very impressive and he should try to copyright it or some thing.

[JRwakebord]

Oh it's most definitly a quote from "Cheers". I just thought it was perfect for the situation.

[gruesomeBODY]

lets get this thread going again

[sue_13]

Hangovers are not good for you.

[Titusfied]

How was your party the other night?

[JRwakebord]

Last night there was supposed to be booze in my hot tub but there wasn't. As a result, I didn't get to watch two chicks get it on. Fucking sober morals!!!

[sue_13]

How was your party the other night?

It was pretty sweet. I got halfway there and Glory's bitch mom called and I had to take him home and that pissed me off. So once i got glory dropped off I proceeded to drink 3/4 of the bottle of wine i brought for my chick friends that were coming since they all hate beer. I was feeling pretty good after that and I hit up a few Coors Lights. Then, about 1 I passed out on the kitchen floor in my camper. My phone rang at 3 and woke me up and everyone was gone. I don't know how or why but they were gone. I stumbled back into the bedroom and passed out for the night only to wake up with a bitch hangover.

All-in-All... the only thing missing was me getting laid. But you cant have everything EVERY time right?

[gruesomeBODY]

sounds awesome- cant wait til college starts again so i have those kind of nights