Happy Birthday Raziel!

[!King_Amazon!]

Hehe, D3v is permabanned, good birthday present huh?

[Sovereign]

O_O still the 16th here.

Happy birthday!!!!!

[slaynish]

Yep. Still 16th here.

[HandOfHeaven]

Not the 16th here, but happy birthday Raziel. It's sad D3V is banned, you won't get to own him a thousand more times on here for us to see.

[Slim]

Happy birthday, and since you very well can't do the dead hooker jokes when it's your birthday...



Have a good one, just remember the maids in hotels get suspicious when they see a bloody leg sticking out from under the bed.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Happy Birthday mang.

Keep the good posts coming.

[Grav]

His IQ is schfifty five!

[Thanatos]

It's sad D3V is banned, you won't get to own him a thousand more times on here for us to see.

I'd say the first 10 times were complete ownage but then it really just turned into the continuous kicking of a dead body.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA FREAK.

[Slim]

but then it really just turned into the continuous kicking of a dead body.

What's wrong with kicking a dead body?

[Grav]

Your shoes get mucky after a while.

[JRwakebord]

Happy birthday, ya bastard! Have a good one, and celebrate hard.

[Adrenachrome]

Pictures. Crazy Raziel pictures we need.

Happy Birthday.

[Raziel]

Thanks guys. Know what I did for my birthday? Worked for 10 hours in Rawlins, then spent an additional five hours driving back to Salt Lake. Fucking awesome b-day bash, wouldn't you say?

Hehe, D3v is permabanned, good birthday present huh?

That's a bittersweet issue for me. On one hand, I hate D3V, and anything that causes him harm brings me great joy. However, it brings me greater joy for me to be the one meteing out the punishment. So, I'm half and half on the D3V issue.

since you very well can't do the dead hooker jokes when it's your birthday...

Well, I can't really do a dead hooker joke, but I can sure as hell do a negro joke!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we killed the only one with a dream.

:D

I'd say the first 10 times were complete ownage but then it really just turned into the continuous kicking of a dead body.

You're right, but I honestly can't help it. Seriously, it's just too good to pass up. Every time he opens his stupid, stupid mouth, attempting to resist flattening him verbally is impossible to accomplish.

Pictures. Crazy Raziel pictures we need.

If I knew how to transform a video tape recording into a video file, I could give you guys a clip of me dumping about a gallon of vomit on the back of some bitch's car in Seattle. However, since I'm technologically retarded when it comes to computers, I have no idea how to accomplish such a feat. I might be able to figure out how to get a clip of me getting hit with a taser off of my camera's memory stick if I really commit some time to it. I'll see if I can get some crazy pictures in the meantime.

[Demosthenes]

Happy belated birthday, Raziel.


Well, I can't really do a dead hooker joke, but I can sure as hell do a negro joke!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Black Jesus shalt simteth you!

[Titusfied]

Who says you have to have a fun birthday on the exact day? Pish posh. Go out today for it bro! Happy birthday.

[HandOfHeaven]

Or you know, yesterday would have been good too. Party weekends.

[Raziel]

Meh, I'm not huge on partying for my birthday. I'm more focusing on the fact that I had to work and drive for a combined total of 15 hours, rather than relaxing. I went and saw the new Batman movie today with my drummer, however. Best comic-based movie EVER.

[Demosthenes]

Meh, I'm not huge on partying for my birthday. I'm more focusing on the fact that I had to work and drive for a combined total of 15 hours, rather than relaxing. I went and saw the new Batman movie today with my drummer, however. Best comic-based movie EVER.

I saw it as well. I wouldn't say best comic-based movie ever, but it's pretty damned good.

[Titusfied]

Man, I gotta see this movie. I'm pissed at myself for slacking on this flick..

Anyway, I guess I'll party a little harder for your birthday then! Someone's gotta do it. I love birthdays, they are a great excuse to drink!

[Raziel]

That's because you're a negro, and you only have nightmares, as evidenced by my above joke.

Man, I gotta see this movie. I'm pissed at myself for slacking on this flick..

Anyway, I guess I'll party a little harder for your birthday then! Someone's gotta do it. I love birthdays, they are a great excuse to drink!

Go out and see it the instant you have time to do so. I was floored.

Have a ball, bro. Do a couple Sake-Bombs for me!

[RoboticSilence]

Whoops. Looks like I was whitewater rafting on your birthday. Happy brithday, Raz.

[Xenn]

I saw batman in the imax. Cool stuff.

[Penny_Bags]

Wow that'd had to be intense, Xenn.



Happy belated Birthday Raziel!

[Titusfied]

I don't know about Sake-Bombs, but I'll down some Car Bombs and Jager Bombs for you!

[Grav]

Sake = alcohol in Japanese

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm pretty sure Titus knew that, he's the king of booze.

[Penny_Bags]

If Titusfied didn't know that I know no greater shock.

[Titusfied]

Hah, of course I did, I just don't drink it. I'd imagine they have it most bars, although I honestly have no idea, since I never asked. I got so friggin' smashed on Saturday night, that I'll have to claim at least 6 drinks in honor of Raziel. It was my best friend's college graduation party, and it was crazy. He passed out, then blacked out in the bar around closing time, 3:00 AM. I then persisted to drink Car Bombs at an after hours club.. I remember minimal prior to then, and nothing after the 2nd.. :)

[HandOfHeaven]

Sounds like a really good time. Partied enough for 10 people.

[Grav]

I was just at lakefront when about 15 guys come over looking like a gang out of a bad movie. Anyway, they were from Pennsylvania and we ended up chilling and fucking around. A lot of stuff was thrown into that lake... :( It was really random and amusing. They were all either drunk or high, and I was high... so it worked out real well!

America! Fuck yeah!

[Slim]

America! Fuck yeah!

So wipe my butt and suck on my balls!

[slaynish]

Could've sword it was so lick my butt and suck on my balls but who cares?

[HandOfHeaven]

Go shove a box of crayola crayons up your ass one by one.

[Sovereign]

Yeah... so we've all wished happy bday <3