Yesterday vs Tomorrow

[Grav]

Who would win?

[Senesia]

NotGrav.

[Grav]

What does that even have to do with the topic? Try to be serious, for once..

[Medieval Bob]

Today always has the possibility to be more extreme than yesterday.

[Grav]

Bob... if you were any more extreme, you'd be mountain dew.

[RoboticSilence]

No, he'd be Mountain Dew PITCH BLACK. Or CODE RED.

Anyway, I don't see how this thread isn't a joke.

[Thanatos]

I vote yesterday. At least you know what you've done yesterday. Tomorrow has no clue what the hell is going on.

[Grav]

Don't hunt the past.
Don't desire the future.
The past isn't there anymore.
The future hasn't began yet.

[Squiffyclown]

yesterday iz already over so u kant change what happened then, but u kan still change what will happen today

[!King_Amazon!]

Yesterday is already gone, tomorrow is not yet here, and they could never meet.

This fight would never happen.

[Grav]

As if Dante and a Sith Lord could meet?

[Lenny]

That's possible...you can make a game with them both in.

Whereas Yesterday and Tomorrow...tomorrow never comes. The moment it does become tomorrow it is today and tomorrow hasn't come as it will be the next day always.

[Grav]

However, Tomorrow Never Dies. So I believe Tomorrow would win.

[Lenny]

Also tomorrow would know what Yesterday has been doing (as it's the past) and would know what would happen next and therefore beat it.

So yeah, tomorrow woyld probably win if tomorrow ever came.

Remember, Tomorrow never comes.

[Raziel]

A man always has a yesterday, but he doesn't necessarily always have a tomorrow. Therefore, yesterday wins.

[Grav]

Someone move this to Life Discussion, it has just become deep!

[Medieval Bob]

All men live. Not all men truly die.

[Grav]

Almost as deep as I went into your mom last night!

[badboy]

Are you talking to yourself ?

[Thanatos]

Are you.. yourself?

[Grav]

Indeedly doo and fuck the shrew!

[!King_Amazon!]

I tamed the shrew last night.

[Lenny]

Really...

Our cats like catching shrews...we come inside and there's usually a shrew quivering behind the washing machine...

[Grav]

You ever PIITB?

[Lenny]

Have I ever what now??

PIITB...

Eugh!! Hell no!!

Why on earth would you think such a thing??!

[Grav]

Just look at you...

[Lenny]

What about me??

You think that I can't get a girl so stick with the guys??

[Grav]

Well, stick it to the guys...

[JRwakebord]

I've done that to a girl. It isn't all it's cracked up to be.