(Again) What's on your clipboard?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Count Chocula is the new mascot for the FTW psychological warfare campaign.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1322&item=7153698927&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Join the ;8revolution, comma - Brother, shake hands.





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Yes... Coco Puffs make me insane. I wrote and sent that to everyone I know in my area.
Pretty much bits and pieces of different things I've read and thought of today.

[Penny_Bags]

2v2 @ BGH !!!!

[!King_Amazon!]

We are the chosen ones, we sacrifice our blood
We kill for honour
We are the holy ones our armours stained with blood
We killed the dragon
In glory we return, our destination's end
We slayed the dargon!
No more living in fear it's time to raise our king.
We made it happen we're the chosen ones!

Riding through thunder and lighting once again
We slayed the beast we brought an end
Now we have left the kingdom of the damned
Heroes of the day, legends forever!

It seems to me like a journey without end
So many years, too many battles
We've finally arrived, now we're standing at the gates
Heroes of the day, legends forever

[Kidagakash]

Connect a hose from your exaust into the car.

Get high and sleep and never wake up

aperntly this was in there from another post, i totly forgot.

[undeadzombieguy]

Kal Ho Na Ho

[Lenny]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[slaynish]

No


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[JRwakebord]

Jake: u know that self heating KY sex gel?
Jake: what would happen if u combined that with a trojan heated condom?
Jake: you think your pubes would spontaneously ignite?
Katelyn: are you serious?



a convo i had with a friend...

[Grav]

Sounds like this Kate is quite the bright light bulb

[Lenny]

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None of your damn business!

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Q: How many LA cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one.

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Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.

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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. They all beat the hell out of it, leave it lying in a dark alley and brag about it in the pub afterwards.

A: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.

A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs.

A: Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.

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Q: How many WWF wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

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More jokes...:p

Wtf is your sig??

[!King_Amazon!]

[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
[16:23] *** C24ckh34dk1d wants to directly connect.
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge is now directly connected.
[16:23] GravitonSurge: die
[16:23] C24ckh34dk1d:
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
[16:23] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge wants to directly connect.
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge is now directly connected.
[16:23] GravitonSurge: knock it off
[16:23] C24ckh34dk1d:
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).

[Grav]

Uh.. won't fit on Zelaron.

[slaynish]

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

[Thanatos]

http://postarchives.entensity.net/011105/party.jpg

[!King_Amazon!]

[21:52] EvilSpaniard: oh dear
[21:53] PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: are you still gay?
[21:53] EvilSpaniard: i dunno, now i just want to fuck small children

[JRwakebord]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1071768/

[!King_Amazon!]

Jen Taylor is the shit yo.

[Lenny]

Bugger all...next question.

[JRwakebord]

Petro3213: hahhaaahahah

Auto response from JRwakebord1: brb, getting my hands all sticky


hair gel, you perverts

[!King_Amazon!]

Nothing.

[Penny_Bags]

(screenname erased for privacy): Nat Turner was a fucking cock.

[JRwakebord]

XXXXX: i guess
XXXXX: ??
XXXXX: haha
JRwakebord1: im jsut the one who fucked a chick in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaug

[Grav]

recently I climbed out of that hole, only to get pile drived


^ wtf?

[JRwakebord]

Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaug is the name of a lake I have a summer place on. And that I had sex in, obviously.

Google the name and you'll find the more common version.

[Grav]

Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaug

[Penny_Bags]

Okay. I can admit it. I love playing starcraft. I get home, and I play starcraft. I don't get on AIM till late, unless it's to arrange starcraft games. I enjoy reaver drops. I enjoy micro. I enjoy macro. I enjoy bs'ing on comp stomps... I enjoy 2v2 @ BGH no noobz.... Yes. Some people think thats "gay"... but I... I think its very not gay. In fact... it's cool.


My away message confessing to my friends my closet nerd-dom.

[JRwakebord]

http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/stewiehatesrap.html



And the common name is Webster Lake. The long version is the original Native American name.

[Lenny]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

This is the name of a town in North Wales. The name translates as "The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave" in Welsh, has long claimed the fame of having the longest name in the world. However, there is a hill in New Zealand called

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu

This Maori mouthful translates into English as "the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater,' played his flute to his loved one." I consider this a lean short-story, however, and have serious reservations about giving New Zealand the gold, especially without photographic evidence. But you may count it if you like.


However, before you make up your mind, consider the favorite of the Guinness Book of Records, the name of Bangkok (Krungthep) in Thai:

Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyay amahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesma hasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamph rasit

The translation here is pretty much the unabridged history of the city rather than a word.

krungthep mahanakhon
The land of angels, the great city of
amorn rattanakosin
immortality, various of devine gems,
mahintara yudthaya mahadilok pohp
the great angelic land unconquerable,
noparat rajathanee bureerom
land of nine noble gems, the royal city, the pleasant capital,
udomrajniwes mahasatarn
place of the grand royal palace,
amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit
forever land of angels and reincarnated spirits,
sakatattiya visanukram prasit
predestined and created by the highest devas.

Again, we have no pictures of a welcome sign on the road leading into Bangkok and, besides, what is Bangkok? How many names do we allow places?



The message you have entered does not contain significant content. Repeated bullshit posts will result in a ban...wtf?? You're saying that all that isn't significant content??

[Penny_Bags]

It's because it's in a tag.... nub.

[Penny_Bags]

xxxxx: i punched jimmy in the face yesterday...yeah, he started crying

[Grav]

GravitonSurge (2:49:21 PM): alternative modern rock radio
C24ckh34dk1d (2:49:34 PM): no
C24ckh34dk1d (2:49:37 PM): bad grav

[JRwakebord]

Bobby: Whats the name of the country club?
Jake: Mount Pleasant.
Bobby: How am I gonna remember that?
Jake: Dude. Mount Pleasant. It's not hard.
Bobby: Good point. For "mount", think of breasts.
Jake: And for "pleasant", think of breasts

[Lenny]

Ow...the bones crack as I move my fingers... ...my own fault entirely as well...enough to make you give up...

[Kaneda]

http://www.discgolfatlanta.com/Courses.html

I dunno... I guess someone at my work is into disc golf. Heh.

[Xenn]

1054.6875.. I was finding the square root.

[Grav]

If you let your personal demons drag you to hell.. then the terrorists win.

[`Insolence`]

MessageBox.Show( pixel.ToString() );

[!King_Amazon!]

je suis une panda triste...

[Penny_Bags]

http://www.wakingthefallen.com/home3000.html

[Lenny]

http://www.lennylendrum.freeservers.com/Muldrum.htm

Scroll down the page and click the blue link that says here for it. It's only 98kb big I think...13 of 15...I haven't started the other two yet...

[Kaneda]

http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html

[Penny_Bags]

penis


thanks grav... :(

[Lenny]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/05/16/news_6124681.html?q=1

[JRwakebord]

Bobby: Dude, whats this "less than three" thing in Danielle's away message?
Jake: *long pause* Are you fucking serious?
Bobby: I've been trying to figure it out for like 20 minutes and I can't get it.
Jake: Bobby, tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.
Bobby: Oh. Wow. I'm retarded.
Jake: That's most definitly why she <3's you.

[Lenny]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=5876&type=mov

[Grav]

EvilSpaniard (3:25:17 PM): so penises aren't supposed to smell somewhat different after ejaculation?

[Lenny]

It's a weird patio thingy...the full sized one is on my site: www.theineffablelenny.co.nr

[Penny_Bags]

xxxxx: i will play again
xxxxx: sometime
xxxxx: i promise

[Grav]

http://alpha.bluecapacity.com/~gsurge/misc/orochimaru.gif

[Lenny]

I think they're bringing out anew hack: http://ps2.ign.com/e3/2005/games/game-asc.html Scroll down, and if the games aren't in alphabetical order then click games.

[undeadzombieguy]

Elite Skill: Boss(es) and Location(s):

Crippling Anguish
-Fuury Stonewrath (Thunderhead Keep)

Energy Drain
-Gambol Headrainer (Ice Floe)

Energy Surge
-Melek The Virtuous (Ring of Fire)
-Balasi the Arcane (Iron Mines of Moladune)
-Mercia the Sing (Abaddon's Mouth)

Illusionary Weaponry
-Seer Windlash (Talus Chute)
-Didn Hopestealer (Snake Dance)
-Dirko Mustalker (Iron Mines of Moladune)

Ineptitude
-Wyt Sharpfeather (Mineral Springs)

Keystone Signet
-Rune Ethercrash (Spearhead Peak)

Mantra of Recall
-Featherclaw (Snake Dance)

Panic
-Moles Quibus (Hell's Precipice)

Power Block
-Lyssa's Cursed (Perdition Rock)

[!King_Amazon!]

connect 69.12.83.193:27015

[Grav]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3

[Thanatos]

Smoka tha pot. The answer will come to you my son.

[Grav]

http://alpha.bluecapacity.com/~gsurge/misc/oodama.gif

[Penny_Bags]

dude i got a ticket going 86 in a 60, and it was an hour after the curfew. im so fucked.

[Lenny]

Don't make me fuck your mom.

[Sovereign]

Wanker22287 (3:19:29 PM): dr is the same for all classes

[JRwakebord]

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

[!King_Amazon!]

[20:53] GravitonSurge: help
[20:53] GravitonSurge: im hgh
[20:53] GravitonSurge: do you have ticklish eyebrows
[20:53] C24ckh34dk1d: nigga plz


[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: you need the antidote or you're gonna fucking die
[20:58] GravitonSurge: FUCK
[20:58] GravitonSurge: WHAT
[20:58] GravitonSurge: wait...
[20:58] GravitonSurge: dick.
[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: haha
[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: I win

[Grav]

he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that noone had a chance to interrupt.. it was really quite hypnotic

[Sovereign]

http://www.nasa.gov/mpg/114919main_neutron_star_NASA%20WebV_1.mpg

[Lenny]

RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!

RUN FOR THE CITY I TELLS YA!!!

BETTER STILL, RUN AWAY!!!



I don't hear no RUNNING!!!

[Sovereign]

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&q=spongebob&btnG=Search

[JRwakebord]

http://image32.webshots.com/32/4/88/99/264448899RQAVhv_fs.jpg

:D

[JRwakebord]

I know this is a double post, but this is on my clipboard and is too funny not to put

http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/rogerwilco/Aerobotics_2.mov