Doofus

[Doofus_AW]

After a mysterious 3 month absence I return. Anyone want to guess where I have been? :D

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Honeymoon maybe?

^_^

[JRwakebord]

A coma brought on by a car accident caused by jerking off behind the wheel.

[khwiii]

Cincinnati?

[Medieval Bob]

Three and a half feet directly south of your computer?

[JRwakebord]

Bark twice if you were in Milwaukee.

[D3V]

Sup Doofus....where ya been bro?

[Doofus_AW]

No

No (but a good guess)

Not much

No

No

Sup D3V

[Hades-Knight]

Werent u getting married last time u posted?

[Grav]

Mexico?

[Penny_Bags]

Prison? Prison.... camp?

[khwiii]

OH. OH. I got it. You are Scott Savol, and just got kicked off American Idol.

What do I win?

[JRwakebord]

A blowjob from Ryan Seacrest.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

First of all...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Second guess:

You were on a business trip to Africa!

[undeadzombieguy]

Chillin' on the beach with wild horses running around (again).

orrrrr

You went to China to pick out a kid to adopt.

[Thanatos]

In the hospital?

[HandOfHeaven]

After a mysterious 3 month absence I return. Anyone want to guess where I have been? :D
In your woman's pants several times?

[Doofus_AW]

In your woman's pants several times?

Well yea....but not what im lookin for....

[Lenny]

Bunjeejumping (sp???)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penny_Bags]

Well yea....but not what im lookin for....
Jack shit? Presidential Campaign for 2008!??!?!?? LMAO!?!??!? ROFLY!?!??!? NIGGER

[PureRebel]

you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

SO yeah where did you ACTUALLY go?

[tidus2005]

I would also like to know where you went and if you plan on hanging around zelaron more often now that you are back.

[uncapped]

The same place I was.

Not at Zelaron.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

But the difference is, no one cares about you.

[Doofus_AW]

you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.

Well this is the closest answer. Yes to Iraq, no to the kidnapping etc...I was working for a security firm doing some assesments on government facilities for a variety of products. Mainly vehicle barriers. It was a very interesting place to be. You havent lived till you've been awakened in the dead of night by a nearby mortar shell :p

Anyway I am back. I am in a nice new office job and yes, I will be hanging around Zel a little more as soon as I settle into this new gig. And oh yeah, I am still getting married on Oct. 8th.

And your all invited!!!!!!!!!! :D

[D3V]

GL with your wife.

Sounds like you had somewhat of an adventure.

[JRwakebord]

If the ceremony is in the northeast, then I plan on showing up completely shitfaced, dressed like a clown, drooling all over myself.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Grats Doofus, wheres teh wedding?

[Kaneda]

Its pretty soon. You two must have really hit it off.

[Sovereign]

Where is it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back to a bomb free job!

[Doofus_AW]

Where is it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back to a bomb free job!


Its in Cincinnati and we have not found a place just yet. Stand by for more details as they come.