Greatest Hacker in the world

[kockblocker1]

This was taken off a forum I visited....

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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.



* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: why do you kick me
bitchchecker: can't you discus normally
bitchchecker: answer!
Elch: we didn't kick you
Elch: you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker: what ping man
bitchchecker: the timing of my pc is right
bitchchecker: i even have dst
bitchchecker: you banned me
bitchchecker: amit it you son of a bitch
HopperHunter|afk: LOL
HopperHunter|afk: shit you're stupid, DST^^
bitchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
bitchchecker: for two weaks already
bitchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch: You're a real computer expert
bitchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
bitchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
bitchchecker: to you man
bitchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.



* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot: lol
Elch: bitchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
bitchchecker: you're so stupid man
bitchchecker: say buy buy
Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
bitchchecker: buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.



* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: elch you son of a bitch
Metanot: bitchchecker how old are you?
Elch: What's up bitchchecker?
bitchchecker: you have a frie wal
bitchchecker: fire wall
Elch: maybe, i don't know
bitchchecker: i'm 26
Metanot: such behaviour with 26?
Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
bitchchecker: because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
bitchchecker: be a man turn that shit off
Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible.
bitchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
Elch: yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot: he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
bitchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot: what firewall do you have?
bitchchecker: like a girl
Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He: Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
bitchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Elch: Noo
Metanot: he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
bitchchecker: you're afraid
bitchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
bitchchecker: elch turn off your shit wall!
Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
bitchchecker: shut up
Metanot: lol
bitchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
bitchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.



Elch: bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot: bitchhacker can't hack
Black TdV: nice play on words ^^
bitchchecker: wort man
Elch: bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
bitchchecker: man do you want a virus
bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch: 127.0.0.1
Elch: it's easy
bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
Elch: i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?



bitchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
Elch: that's bad
bitchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it
bitchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.



bitchchecker: tupac rules
bitchchecker: elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?



bitchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He: why doesn't meta say anything
Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black TdV: ^^
bitchchecker: your d: is gone
He: go on BITCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.



bitchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
bitchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?



* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Post edited by: Zephon, at: 2005/04/17 12:08

[Demosthenes]

Heh. I was about to post this today. It's been on just about every forum I go to.

[Grav]

Older than olde

[D3V]

Riiiiight. H4X0R!z!

[`Insolence`]

Old!

I saw this a while ago, becuase I'm so cool!

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Forum whore!

[JRwakebord]

IT's new to me. And quite funny, too.

[Demosthenes]

Forum whore!

That I am.

[slaynish]

Lolz.

He haxd liek pR0!!!23

[D3V]

That is probably one of the stupidest "hacker impersonators" i've seen in my life. If that guy is seriously 26 he needs to get off his computer and go back to his Yugi-oh cards.

[Demosthenes]

Lolz.

He haxd liek pR0!!!23

Fuck you!!!, Slaynish.

[WetWired]

Yay for brainless script-kiddies.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

FUCK IN ASS

[slaynish]

Fuck you!!!, Slaynish.


omg noo!!!

you mean

Fuck you!!!23!!! ;)

[Thanatos]

Semi-funny.

[Sovereign]

I didn't laff. :-\

[!King_Amazon!]

New to me, I thought it was funny.

"i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead"

The bad thing about it is stuff like that happens in IRC all of the time. It really isn't anything new, just hang out in IRC and you see shit like this every day.

[khwiii]

I absolutely love the "your firewall blocked my shit and turned it back on me." This guys is amazingly stupid.

[Demosthenes]

"i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead"

The bad thing about it is stuff like that happens in IRC all of the time. It really isn't anything new, just hang out in IRC and you see shit like this every day.

Not the channels I hang out in.

[JRwakebord]

Me neither. Go Trivia!! w00t!

[Lenny]

He he he...stupid hacker...:p

[HandOfHeaven]

I R Deleeeet Ur Hd!

[Penny_Bags]

Dude... shut up. Learn to type, there are so many grammatical errors in that sentence. Take an English class and come back later you fucking faggot. And you call yourself the "Hand of Heaven" hah!

[Penny_Bags]

.












Chances are d3v thinks I am being serious....

[JRwakebord]

D3v is the reason sarcasm /sarcasm was invented.

[Thanatos]

Chances are d3v thinks I am being serious....

Chances are I fucked your mom.

[HandOfHeaven]

D3V has small genitalia.

[JRwakebord]

D3V has genitalia?!

[Penny_Bags]

Chances are I fucked your mom.
Actually, the chances are relatively low...

(number of girls you have fucked)
(number of women in the world)

.... Yeah man... pretty low.

[Lenny]

Erm...what's 0 divided by approximatley...3 billion??

Oh wait, I'm saved...you can't divide 0...oh wait...you can't divide by 0...bugger!

[!King_Amazon!]

0/3000000000=0.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, and 3,000,000,000/0= Undefined.

[JRwakebord]

Or, in the words of a TI-86:

ERROR 02 DIV BY ZERO

[khwiii]

Chances are I fucked MY mom.


Awww. Nasty man. You should seek help.

[Thanatos]

Awww. Nasty man. You should seek help.

Why you gotta go and be like that?

[HandOfHeaven]

Eh, you Motherfucker.

[Grav]

Mr. Blade Razor! 7-11 groove!

[D3V]

Wow...somehow a stupid ass thread turned into a flame D3V thread. Go ahead...everyone take a shot.

[Demosthenes]

If I took the inverse of Penny's formula I'd get a pretty low number!

[Penny_Bags]

Nonono.... MJ... dividing by 0 is undefined... not 0! Silly black kid. Lurn your mathematiksQ!

[khwiii]

I'm Lame. That's all.

[WetWired]

Get your mathmatics straight. Dividing by 0 is only undefined if it is 0 which you are dividing. Any positive number divided by 0 is positive infinity, any negative number divided by 0 is negative infinity.

[!King_Amazon!]

Get your mathmatics straight. Dividing by 0 is only undefined if it is 0 which you are dividing. Any positive number divided by 0 is positive infinity, any negative number divided by 0 is negative infinity.

Actually you're quite incorrect sir.

Any number other than 0 divided by 0 is undefined. 0 divided by 0 is not undefined. 0 divided by 0 is INDETERMINATE.

Let me show you how this is with a few common patterns.

5/5=1
4/4=1
3/3=1
2/2=1
1/1=1
0/0=1?

5/0=Undefined
4/0=Undefined
3/0=Undefined
2/0=Undefined
1/0=Undefined
0/0=Undefined?

0/5=0
0/4=0
0/3=0
0/2=0
0/1=0
0/0=0?

So according to those three patterns, 0/0 is 0, 1, and undefined. This is why 0/0 is considered indeterminate.

By the way, don't bother arguing this with me, I've done research on it(very recently actually, since I just finally started learning some calculus in my calculus class and we're doing limits.)

This positive infinity and negative infinity you mention are not numbers, which is probably why anything divided by 0 is undefined, since you can't really say WHAT infinity is.

[!King_Amazon!]

http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.divideby0.html

For one thing, when you divide one number by another, you expect the result to be another number. Look at the sequence of numbers 1/(1/2), 1/(1/3), 1/(1/4), ... . Notice that the bottoms of the fractions are 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, ..., and that they're going to zero. If there's a limit to this sequence, we would take that number and call it 1/0, so let's see if there is.

Well, the sequence turns out to be 2, 3, 4, ..., and that goes to infinity. Since infinity isn't a real number, we don't assign any value to 1/0. We just say it's undefined.

But let's say we did assign a value. Let's say that infinity is a real number, and 1/0 is infinity. Then look at the sequence 1/(-1/2), 1/(-1/3), 1/(-1/4), ..., and notice again that the denominators -1/2, -1/3, -1/4, ..., are going to zero. So again, we would want the limit of this sequence to be 1/0. But looking at the sequence, it simplifies to -2, -3, -4, ..., and it goes to negative infinity. So which would we assign to 1/0? Negative infinity or positive infinity? Instead of just assigning one willy nilly, we say that infinity isn't a number, and that 1/0 is undefined.










What is the value of 0/0? (Is it really undefined or are there an infinite number of values?)

There's a special word for stuff like this, where you could conceivably give it any number of values. That word is "indeterminate." It's not the same as undefined. It essentially means that if it pops up somewhere, you don't know what its value will be in your case. For instance, if you have the limit as x->0 of x/x and of 7x/x, the expression will have a value of 1 in the first case and 7 in the second case. Indeterminate.





So, WetWired, I suggest you get your mathematics straight. IWINGGNORE.

p.s. penny wins too, he was right.

[JRwakebord]

So was my calculator, bitch.

[WetWired]

0 divided by 0 is "Not a Number"

There are maths where you are forced to deal with things divided by zero. Just because you havn't encountered them yet, does not mean that I am wrong.

[Lenny]

And to think, all this started just because I wondered what 0 divided by 3 approximately 3 billion is...makes you kinda proud.

And people say I can't start conversations with substance!!!

[!King_Amazon!]

You said 0/0 is undefined, which is incorrect, it's indeterminate. There is a difference between undefined and indeterminate. You also said that a positive number divided by 0 is positive infinity and a negative number divided by 0 is negative infinity. While that could be considered truth, you can't put a value on infinity, so it would be undefined. At most what you said in your post was half true.

[!King_Amazon!]

By the way, if there's something that I've possibly not yet learned, tell me and I'll ask my math teacher about it. He seems to know everything there is to know about math. I've discussed stuff like this with him on multiple occasions.

[Lenny]

Inifinty is a concept...

[Penny_Bags]

It's a condition of numbers... or term for an undending number sequence.

[undeadzombieguy]

Oh man... so much math... I need some rest... SHAQONDA! COME GIVE ME A BLANKET AND A PILLOW!

[Medieval Bob]

Infinity is not a term for a sequence. It's a number.

I find it fascinating almost to watch people who don't know about a subject argue about it. Mathematics goes beyond what you've learned. Otherwise, they'd give you a doctoral degree in mathematics right now.

To set everyone straight:

Both positive and negative infinity exist, and there is a difference between the two.

In traditional mathematics, dividing a number by 0 isn't done. You can call it undefined if you want. If you wanted to be correct, however, you would say that it simply isn't done. If you had an actual application for it, you would use a limit of 0 instead of the actual number and reach infinity as an answer.

[kockblocker1]

Ergo vis-à-vis concordantly


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