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khwiii
2005-04-23, 11:32 AM
I had my eye surgeory yesterday. It hurts a bit. It's all red, you can't see any white in my eye. It's great to actually get some time offa work though. Even if I have to have my eye muscles cut on to do it.

Sovereign
2005-04-23, 11:33 AM
Cheers to a speedy recovery.

Medieval Bob
2005-04-23, 11:37 AM
Why'd they cut out your eye muscles?

kaos
2005-04-23, 11:42 AM
Did they surgeorize one eye or both?

pr0xy
2005-04-23, 11:44 AM
*pokes eye with a fork*

sue_13
2005-04-23, 12:29 PM
that sounds painful... unless they give u some painkillers... then u should just take them and chase them down with some beer and all will be good again

khwiii
2005-04-23, 01:25 PM
To re-align my eyes. They on.y cut the ones in my right eyes. And they gave me tylenol 3 and viccodin. But Viccodin makes me sick, so I'm usin gthe tylenol.

Hades-Knight
2005-04-23, 02:14 PM
oh, i thought some1 skeet on your eye and you had an allergy.

JRwakebord
2005-04-23, 02:37 PM
You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

i no kung fu
2005-04-23, 04:54 PM
Lol!!!(> -.-)> <( -.-)> <( -.-<)

Thanatos
2005-04-24, 11:01 AM
You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

If my eye ever gets messed up, this is what I'm doing.

JRwakebord
2005-04-24, 11:06 AM
Yah, but we expect that from you.

Thanatos
2005-04-24, 11:14 AM
I'm predictable!

JRwakebord
2005-04-24, 11:17 AM
I'm imitatable!

HandOfHeaven
2005-04-24, 02:47 PM
I'm imitatable.

JRwakebord
2005-04-24, 02:52 PM
Resident Jew's abortable

i no kung fu
2005-04-24, 06:13 PM
So your like a German running around shooting Jews w/ a handgun, and trying stop the evil Haunaka Corporation.

JRwakebord
2005-04-24, 06:17 PM
Um, no. "Resident Jew" is the ironic title we gave to an anti-semite to piss him off. I'm saying he should have been aborted.

HandOfHeaven
2005-04-24, 08:39 PM
Even though he was not aborted, I'm glad that he aborted this forum, he was nothing but a pain and an anal jackass.

-=Rico-GP=-
2005-04-25, 02:24 AM
<lil jon> YEAH!!!! </lil jon>

Lenny
2005-04-25, 01:40 PM
My dad's dad has glaucoma. My dad shows signs of glaucoma. And I have different colour eys...which is a sign of glaucoma...yay!

HandOfHeaven
2005-04-25, 09:53 PM
What if I'm almost blind?

Grav
2005-04-25, 09:56 PM
I've been using Mangekyou Sharingan too much recently, and now my eyesight has worsened.. fuck!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GRAV TALKING ABOUT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?!?

JRwakebord
2005-04-25, 10:47 PM
YOU'RE asking us?? Like we EVER know what you're talking about!

-=Rico-GP=-
2005-04-26, 01:57 AM
I still like your gifs.

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-26, 02:35 AM
But... maybe it's not the mangekyou sharingan that did that. Maybe kakashi somehow did something in the first fight, and this is the effect.

Anyway, eyesurgery sucks. I once had to transplant someone elses eye in me because some ninja cut my own eye out.

khwiii
2005-04-26, 04:34 PM
Picture of my nastiness.

Grav
2005-04-26, 04:46 PM
That's.. hot.

HandOfHeaven
2005-04-26, 08:57 PM
Been smoking too much weed my friend... (lolzors!)

JRwakebord
2005-04-26, 09:01 PM
Anyway, eyesurgery sucks. I once had to transplant someone elses eye in me because some ninja cut my own eye out.


NINJA STAR!!!

Sovereign
2005-04-26, 09:08 PM
Looks like a horrible infection.

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-27, 02:35 AM
AWW fuck that.. I'm getting tears in my eyes from just looking at that and I dont know why... I always get it whenever I look into someones eyes if they're either crying or having shit like that. :cry:

JRwakebord
2005-04-27, 10:51 AM
You big pussy.

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-27, 11:04 AM
Yeah I know :(. It's ridiculous. Also when it's cold or if I look directly in a light, my left eye starts to tear...

Lenny
2005-04-27, 11:09 AM
If I play my violin for too long then my right eye starts twitching horribly...

khwiii
2005-04-27, 01:33 PM
Since I am off for my surgery, when i play the xbox too long my eye starts to water so much that it runs down my face. So then I have to stop.

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-27, 01:41 PM
I've come up with a solution for tears. The reason tears start rolling out of our eyes is because of the teartubes you got in the corner of your eyes arent able to drain all the tears. What you should do is expand those. Take some pincers and a needle: grab your lower eyelid and put the needle in the teartube. Then move it around to expand it.

Lenny
2005-04-27, 03:02 PM
How can you do that to yourself??!!! OWWW!!!!!!!!

Acer
2005-04-27, 03:10 PM
so its true, you can go blind by wacking off to much? lol jk

Jamesadin
2005-04-27, 07:10 PM
My eye is hurting right now too for some reason. o_O

JRwakebord
2005-04-27, 07:16 PM
Sympathy pains, perhaps?