Pwnt my boss

[Medieval Bob]

I changed my boss's background at work to this (http://mako.yukidoke.org/copyrighteous/images/emu.jpg).

[Original Sin]

LOL that is awsome. Prolly scare the shit out of your boss.

How the hell did you manage to get on his comp and change it? Does your boss like trust everyone greatly?

[undeadzombieguy]

Pff, when reading the title, I was expecting something along the lines of you giving your boss a kick in the face... :tup:

But changing a background... :tdown:

[Medieval Bob]

He got up to go to the conference room, and I just sat down at his desk and changed it.

[Medieval Bob]

I pwnt him. I didn't assault him and lose my job.

[Kaneda]

LoL. Nice nice.

[Mantralord]

Well, this reminds me of that one time I

[Hades-Knight]

I thought you changed it to the great GOAT C X , or the heavenly tubgirl!

[Medieval Bob]

So I could get fired?

[Mantralord]

WOOO big fan of goat se here

[Original Sin]

Hmm, I figured he would have liked locked his office when he left or like logged on the comp so people couldn't view any important confidential files or something.

That is still sweet. MB, ignore those slow minds that don't think ahead.

[Medieval Bob]

Oh, he doesn't have an office. We all just have cubes, and he has the MASTER CUBE.

Only his bosses have offices.

[JRwakebord]

Haha well done. And yes, a very good little joke to play without endangering your job.

[Sovereign]

Whoa, lol.

[Adrenachrome]

What do you do?

[Kaneda]

I always wanted a cubicle job. I got a cooler one though.

[Medieval Bob]

Flood zone determination.

I find addresses on new or planned streets or subdivisions.

[Adrenachrome]

Basicly information processing?

[Medieval Bob]

Simplified example:

762 Road Dr, Little Rock, AR.

In flood zone: Yes | No
Circle one.

[Sovereign]

Sounds like fun.

[Thanatos]

Sounds like easy.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

No you aren't. I remember you saying it made you want to vomit.

[Medieval Bob]

Okay so tell me where 5509 SEVILLE LANE, MONTYOMERY, AL 36116 is.

And tell me if it's in a flood zone or not: http://store.msc.fema.gov/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catalogId=10001&storeId=10001&categoryId=12001&langId=-1&type=1&dfirmCatId=12009

[Lenny]

1. Select a State, District or Territory: ALABAMA
FEMA ID: 01 To order state kits, please contact customer service at (800) 358-9616.

2. Select a County, Parish etc: MONTGOMERY COUNTY
FEMA ID: 01101 GET COUNTY KIT

3. Select a Community: MONTGOMERY ALL JURISDICTIONS
FEMA ID: 01101C GET COMMUNITY KIT GET DFIRM KIT

4. Find FEMA issued Flood Maps!

* designates unincorporated areas



Well, that's a lot of use.

I'm guessing that the answer to wether it is in a Flood Zone or not is...a definite maybe...

[Medieval Bob]

The street's too new to be on the city or county maps. Since the houses on the street are not constructed yet, the county tax assessor has no record of the street.

It's in a new subdivision off of Taylor Road just north of Troy Highway 231.

It's not on a Montgomery County FEMA map. It's on a Montgomery City FEMA map--panel 01101C0162G to be precise. It's in a zone CX which is not a special flood hazard area.

Not in a flood zone.

[Lenny]

Well...I was nearly right...a maybe can sway either way so...:D

[Adrenachrome]

Sounds like long frustrating days with an itchy ass..


Fuck I'm glad I'm strong and can work outside and make real money...

[JRwakebord]

I'd tell you if I didn't have to pay for the maps.

[Medieval Bob]

You don't have to pay for anything...

[Adrenachrome]

I bet WW has to pay for pussy..

[JRwakebord]

You don't have to pay for anything...

Weird. The only way I can seem to look at an actual map would be if I paid FEMA for it, which I am certainly not doing.

[Medieval Bob]

It's all pretty simple. They even number the steps for you.

1) Select a State, District or Territory:
AL

2) Select a County, Parish, etc:
MONTGOMERY COUNTY

3) Select a Community:
MONTGOMERY,CTY

4) Find FEMA issued Flood Maps!

Step 4 is a link.

Then you click the view dot:http://store.msc.fema.gov/webapp/wcs/stores/mapstore/images/greenlight.gif
next to the map you want to look at.

[Thanatos]

Sounds like easy, which I said earlier. :rolleyes:

I bet WW has to pay for pussy..

And out of left field comes Chrome with a hilarious zing!

[Grav]

I bet WW has to pay for pussy..
I'm sorry, but that was uncalled for!

[JRwakebord]

Yah! They pay him, for he is the very definition of "teh sexay"

[slaynish]

JRwakebord1: LOLZROTFLHAHA KEKEKE buttsekz
JRwakebord1: omg hi2 u
slaynish: you
slaynish: sound
slaynish: like
slaynish: kaos..
JRwakebord1: or a 12y/o korean kid in a starcraft game
JRwakebord1: \_/
slaynish: yes
slaynish: aaha
JRwakebord1: that was quite racist of me
JRwakebord1: lol
JRwakebord1: the drawing, taht is
slaynish: yes
slaynish: loles

What the fuck just happened..?

[Grav]

You wasted my time!?

[JRwakebord]

I wasted my own time?

[Thanatos]

I wasted your mom?

[Lenny]

I'm wasted?

[JRwakebord]

I'm getting so wasted tonight I won't remember how to spell "Zelaron"?

[Sovereign]

wurd lol. have fun manm

[Thanatos]

You guys disgust me.

[JRwakebord]

Why?


sghfdsjgfk

[Thanatos]

Getting wasted? Who does that anymore!? :confused:

[JRwakebord]

Most college students. Myself included.

[Thanatos]

Oh. Well, in that case I think I just might go get wasted right now.

[JRwakebord]

Good man. I'd join you, but I'm workin on a paper.

[Lenny]

What's it on???