New Pope

[Sovereign]

On a local news station, WGN. A new pope has been picked. They will announce WHO it is in an hour or so. Hopefully now I wont have to hear any more of this pope shit for a very long time.

[Grav]

It's probably gonna be the Cardinal that sits outside my window.

[Sovereign]

Pope Benedict XVI from germany.

Give that Cardinal my condolences.

[Lenny]

They were quick choosing. They only started yesterday...:p

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First German pope for over a thousand years!!

Wow...he's 78!

[pr0xy]

Actually. I believe the smoke just got tired of this shit. And wanted to get it over with.

Sov what is his real name?

[Lenny]

Sov ain't on anymore so I'll answer. My bad, Sov just popped on again...:p

His real name is: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger

[Mantralord]

Ooh, a German pope....HEIL HITLER!

[Sovereign]

Fucking timeout. I went to get food and it auto logged me off.

Yeah it is Joseph Ratzinger.

My friend is saying that Razingers brother or someone said tha the didn't even want the popeship.

[Grav]

Yeah.. this guy is an ex-Hitler Nazi. Hooray. And he's 78. He'll die soon.

[undeadzombieguy]

They should've picked that black dude.

[pr0xy]

Heh at least they didnt pick him tomarro =/

[KagomJack]

meh, a new pope. Who gives a Ratzinger's ass?

[Xenn]

Heil Mary.

[Thanatos]

Popes are cool.

[JRwakebord]

Hell is not.

[Hades-Knight]

how much time u give him?


6 years max!

[HandOfHeaven]

I wonder how they chose him? Least sexual offenses of all cardinals?

[Xenn]

Personal recommendation of John Paul Duece.

[Acer]

not even, i think they picked him so he would die and the news will be casted back onto this subject. free advertisement for a religon... what next?

[Sovereign]

10 max. 7 if he gets some disease.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

On a local news station, WGN. A new pope has been picked. They will announce WHO it is in an hour or so. Hopefully now I wont have to hear any more of this pope shit for a very long time.
http://pf.xanga.com/ff/f9/fff9abccbfc0c3c5f2f5ad519831a2026084462.jpg

[Lenny]

3. Assassination.

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http://pf.xanga.com/ff/f9/fff9abccbfc0c3c5f2f5ad519831a2026084462.jpg
...What!?!?!?!

[Original Sin]

He will definetely die within 12 years. He is just a temporary Pope. Must suck being elected so old, knowing you will not be Pope all that long.

[JRwakebord]

Must suck knowing that you were elected just to die soon.

[Lenny]

You never know...he may be one of these dilating chaps...he'll either be assassinated within three years or live to be just over/under 100...

[Acer]

well from how much we think he'll die so soon im starting to think he'll live to 109

[JRwakebord]

Yah, our luck tends to work like that. I'm hoping he's dead soon though, I don't like his policies one bit.

[Acer]

me neither... he's catholic

haha j/k

[JRwakebord]

Lol it's not so much the "believing in god and jesus" that gets to me. That's fine with me, he can believe whatever he wants. I just am strongly opposed to his stance on contraception, homosexuality, abortion, stem cell research, and women's roles in the church.

[KagomJack]

What much can be said? He's pure hardline conservative and was JP II"s advisor.

[Medieval Bob]

So... I'ma da freakin' pope?

[JRwakebord]

Muahahahhaahhaa. I love that show.

[Thanatos]

Family Guy.

[Grav]

Do you have AIM? Could you message me?