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Princess_Hibed
2005-04-13, 02:14 PM
Last night I was in a normal game rushing this guy through Act V. I am giving him all the quests and he keeps asking what the quests are for, so I am thinking he is either a total noob or too drunk to know the difference. Anyway, after I get the ancients for him I told him I would do a Baal run so he can see the throne room and all that. We go into the room and he wanders around all the corners, right past Baal, and says,"So where is this Baal guy?"

I keep killing the waves of minions and he keeps asking me, "Hey, when is Baal gonna fight us?" After I killed Lister and his gang, he says, "Why aren't you going to kill Baal?" I was laughing too hard to tell him the truth so I said, "Just go through that portal and Baal will be yours for the taking!"

I tp back to town and as I am getting ready to leave the game he writes,
"Ouch..."

And then I am gone.

symnzXx
2005-04-15, 06:37 AM
...

(fuck you retarded spam post filter.)

Sovereign
2005-04-15, 07:26 AM
Someone once told me that Physical Damage could be sorbed. I have the screen shot if you want to see ^.^

zygoat
2005-04-15, 11:41 AM
maybe he meant reduced?

slaynish
2005-04-15, 02:14 PM
Yeah?

Your mother titylessbitch.

Expired
2005-04-15, 03:28 PM
I wanna see it ^^

Kaneda
2005-04-15, 05:49 PM
I would but I really don't feel like shaving right now, and I always shave and trim it before I take a picture.

Sovereign
2005-04-15, 07:19 PM
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/8991/sorbphysical5wv.jpg

Expired
2005-04-15, 08:42 PM
Whoever know him in real-life, they should all stand in a big line, and smack him one after the other for that ^.^

HandOfHeaven
2005-04-15, 08:47 PM
Eh, I'd try to find a replica of 'Death Cleaver' and chop his head off, executioner style.