Amazing.

[`Insolence`]

This forum went to shit, right?

I bet whoever hosts this (I forget) is happy about that, probably real cheap now :)

[Mantralord]

WetUninspired.

[Adrenachrome]

"Probly real cheap now"


What the fuck is that suposed to mean?

[Grav]

"Probly real cheap now"


What the fuck is that suposed to mean?
Don't worry, he's not insulting your ganja. He's talking about bandwidth costs

[kaos]

I remember one time.

[Thanatos]

No, my friend, I think it is you that went to shit.

[Grav]

I think your mom has gone to shit lately. Wtf is up with that?

[Thanatos]

Well, I think it's because of this fat ass that has been pestering her at the grocery store lately. He keeps telling her how good twinkies are and how she should buy them. She's been in a bad mood ever since. :(

[D3V]

His name is Grav.

[Thanatos]

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[JRwakebord]

You can't use that without paying me royalties. I copyrighted it just like Paris Hilton copyrighted "That's hot".

[DaFrigginDoctah]

He didn't need to say that in order for everyone to get your joke, you know.

[Acer]

Im going to copyright pwned before someone else does

[JRwakebord]

Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
REDMOND, WA—In what CEO Bill Gates called "an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors," the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

With the patent, Microsoft's rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and ones-the mathematical building blocks of all computer languanges and programs-unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit is paid to the software giant.

"Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes since its inception in 1975," Gates told reporters. "For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we have permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals."

[Acer]

That is like saying I have copyrights of addition

[JRwakebord]

Oh it keeps going....


According to experts, the full ramifications of Microsoft's patenting of one and zero have yet to be realized.

"Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathematics and logic systems, including Euclidean geometry, pulleys and levers, gravity and the basic Newtonian principles of motion, as well as the concept of existence nad nonexistence," Yale University theoretical-mathematics professor J. Edmund Lattimore said. "In other words, pretty much everything."

Microsoft has not yet announced whether it will charge a user fee to individuals who wish to engage in such mathematically rooted motions as walking, stretching, and smiling.

[Mantralord]

The Onion is a credible news source, and the height of Internet hilarity! Nonono wait, chat logs are the height of Internet hilarity! YEAH!

[Thanatos]

I know. It's D3v, though so it's okay.

[Grav]

I know. It's D3v, though so it's okay.
The only statement that phrase is allowed to follow is "Didn't he just get killed?"

[`Insolence`]

My god... I was completely wrong about this place!