John Paul reborn as ‘Incredible Popeman’

[KagomJack]

BOGOTA, Colombia - Pope John Paul II is being reborn in a Colombian comic book as a superhero battling evil with an anti-devil cape and special chastity pants.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7394352

[JRwakebord]

Bwahahaha "chastity pants". That's awesome. I'm glad people can have a little fun with their faith.

[KagomJack]

I think it's funny as fuck. I'm definitely buying the comic. But a few people I've told this about are all shocked and upset with it.

[Sovereign]

The pope mobile will make a return!

[JRwakebord]

Will it have lots of cool crimefighting gizmos like the Batmobile??

[!King_Amazon!]

Nope, but it will likely speak 28 different languages.

[JRwakebord]

Oh. Will he have a sidekick then?

[pr0xy]

Oh. Will he have a sidekick then?

Hope it wouldn't be a little boy :(

[JRwakebord]

Robin!! Bonus points: tights!