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Sovereign
2005-04-01, 12:06 PM
I was just watching fox news, they say they are getting conflicting reports over weither or not hes dead. They say theres a good chance. All cnn.com says his heath has gotten very bad, and that his breathing is shallow.

D3V
2005-04-01, 12:10 PM
It looks very bad for any fan of religion. I feel very sad that it may be the pope's time to go, I mean the poor man has had lots of trouble in his life. Lets see..


2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

He has done a great job, and is a very smart man, he'll definately get the express pass to heaven.

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-01, 12:23 PM
He loved little boys.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 01:31 PM
He did suffer needlessly. I'll give that he was a smart man and knew a lot about what he did. But everyone should know what I don't like about him. But yes, if anyone should go to heaven, he ought to, despite the fact at hand as to why I dislike him. Gotta admire the man.

Kaneda
2005-04-01, 01:45 PM
He would have let that poor terri girl go on suffering until she died from whatever other causes.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 01:48 PM
Make that 2 things I don't like about him ~.~

Demosthenes
2005-04-01, 01:52 PM
Make that 2 things I don't like about him ~.~

Personally, I would prefer to go on "suffering" rather than dying. But, yes. While I'm not a Catholic, or not even a fan of religion, I've heard many great things about the pope, and it's quite sad what's happening to him.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 01:57 PM
Actually...I have 3 problems with him...but bah. He was pretty cool...in a way...at times...bah

Hades-Knight
2005-04-01, 02:15 PM
It looks very bad for any fan of religion. I feel very sad that it may be the pope's time to go, I mean the poor man has had lots of trouble in his life. Lets see..


2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

He has done a great job, and is a very smart man, he'll definately get the express pass to heaven.

Not to mention all the times hes got shot lol

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-01, 02:49 PM
Lol, toot toot! pope comming through.

Sovereign
2005-04-01, 03:15 PM
It's the pope mobile!

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 03:17 PM
I call dibs on the popemobile!

Kuja`s #1
2005-04-01, 04:03 PM
Dumbasses. I sure the hell ain't no Catholic, but I just want the guy to pass quickly. There's no hope now, and it be better just to let him pass peacefully.

Sovereign
2005-04-01, 04:16 PM
Off of www.cnn.com

"Pope John Paul II's breathing is becoming shallow and several of his major organs -- including his kidneys and heart -- are growing weaker, the Vatican said today. "This evening or this night, Christ will open the doors to the Pope," said the vicar of Vatican City, in a rosary service at St. Peter's Square, where thousands of people were holding vigil."

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 04:20 PM
Bah, good thing I didn't take that bet on him dying at 4 pm tomorrow ~.~

My mom's soooooo gonna force me to pray when he dies >.<

Demosthenes
2005-04-01, 04:51 PM
Bah, good thing I didn't take that bet on him dying at 4 pm tomorrow ~.~

My mom's soooooo gonna force me to pray when he dies >.<

I'm not going to pray for him, since I don't pray, but I certainly do wish he goes in peace.

Sovereign
2005-04-01, 04:57 PM
He will. HE went through septic shock, and one of the news stations said this causes a very painless death.

Kaneda
2005-04-01, 05:34 PM
So whos in line for the next poping ceremony?

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 06:04 PM
Dunno, but some of 'em are liberals by chuch standards.

D3V
2005-04-01, 09:30 PM
I hope all of you fagets rot in hell.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 09:46 PM
And I hope all you breeders die from your children smothering you in your sleep.

Sovereign
2005-04-01, 09:48 PM
Kagom, you owe your existance to breeders. Shhh.

IMagine if d3v became the next pope.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 09:51 PM
I know I do, Sovereign :( You're the smartest guy I know :(

If D3V became pope? I'd have to kill everyone.

Sovereign
2005-04-01, 10:14 PM
Your sarcasm even sucks.

Wtf are you good for.

KagomJack
2005-04-01, 10:20 PM
I was actually agreeing with you. No sarcasm involved :o

Slim
2005-04-01, 10:28 PM
I've noticed something thoughout the past 10 posts you've said with the word "faggot" in them...you can't spell faggot.

Grav
2005-04-01, 10:29 PM
To be honest.. I was thinking of going to an IHOP today but there aren't any around here.

ask_rabber
2005-04-01, 11:15 PM
To be honest.. I was thinking of going to an IHOP today but there aren't any around here.

Ass... now I have to go 200 miles to an IHOP. Die plz.

Kuja`s #1
2005-04-01, 11:35 PM
"Poping ceremony?" Please...read "Angels and Demons." Kickass book that takes religion and makes it interesting to learn about.

D3V
2005-04-02, 12:00 AM
I think the 7 years of Hell on Earth has seriously started. I think it started on Dec 26 during the Tsunami.

Raziel
2005-04-02, 04:07 AM
2002: Arthritis of the knee forced several appearances to be canceled.

1996: Inflamed appendix removed.

1994: Breaks leg in a fall, undergoes hip replacement surgery.

1993: Dislocates right shoulder in fall at the Vatican.

1992: Operation for benign tumor on colon.

1981: Shot in abdomen and hand by Turkish gunman in St. Peter's Square, later hospitalized again for infection linked to the wounds.

I had a sublime moment of unbridled glee imagining all of those things happening to you instead, D3V.


Not to mention all the times hes got shot lol

LOL ya tat's teh funn4y dood ROFL

Fucking retard.

Kuja`s #1
2005-04-02, 04:24 AM
All the good people have to die and we're left with D3V. Makes you wonder if there is a God.

Demosthenes
2005-04-02, 07:10 AM
I think the 7 years of Hell on Earth has seriously started. I think it started on Dec 26 during the Tsunami.

If this is hell, I'm not too worried about what I do from now on. Hell is the place where the part-ay is at, yo!

Grav
2005-04-02, 09:42 AM
The Pope is more extreme than 50 cent.

D3V
2005-04-02, 11:02 AM
I had a sublime moment of unbridled glee imagining all of those things happening to you instead, D3V.

I'm glad you can only get emotions by talking to characters as you know people over the internet, loser.

Grav
2005-04-02, 11:03 AM
I'm glad you can only talk to people over the internet.

It's 1 o'clock. Shouldnt an 8th grader be putting you in a trash can right about now?

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-02, 02:17 PM
Woohoo, he died.


~CLOSED~

Jamesadin
2005-04-02, 02:52 PM
Its sad and all, but I just don't want to hear about it for the next three months. I can't take those brutal montages outlining his life, playing to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".

D3V
2005-04-02, 03:46 PM
I'm glad you can only talk to people over the internet.

It's 1 o'clock. Shouldnt an 8th grader be putting you in a trash can right about now?

Acutally I talk to people over ventrilo, the phone, and in reality. I come to Zelaron when I have nothing better to do, as of right now I'm suspended from WoW, so I come on here to make fun of your fatass.

Oh and btw it is now 5:45 shouldn't your rapist uncle be in your room by now, making you his jessica lunsford? You fat worthless bitch, go fetch me a cheesecake.

ask_rabber
2005-04-02, 04:16 PM
You fat worthless bitch, go fetch me a cheesecake.

The irony.

Raziel
2005-04-02, 11:11 PM
I'm glad you can only get emotions by talking to characters as you know people over the internet, loser.

I'm glad that you can only seem to validate your own soiled existence by viciously attacking a portable hunk of plastic and wires on a daily basis. Keep inflating that e-penis, fanboy.

Slim
2005-04-03, 12:03 AM
so I come on here to make fun of your fatass.
You're failing miserably.

zonalon
2005-04-03, 10:48 AM
Lmao I love how these Jews secretly bring up the Holocaust when the Pope dies .

According to one Rabbi on the Michael Medved show, the Pope met with Jews (which he did), apologized for the Catholic church's role in anti-semitism and its role in the Holocaust.

JUST WHAT WAS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH'S ROLE IN THE HOLOCAUST?

This Rabbi referred to "what mankind did to the Jews in the Holocaust." The Holocaust was originally just comitted by a group of a few conspirators but now they want it to be a crime perpetrated by all of mankind. We're are responsible for the Holocaust.

Now that the Pope's dead, the media starts sucking up to him & stating all the good things he's done.

He was a great man, ended Communism (the worst form of government ever); the only bad thing he's ever done was publicly kissing the Koran. But I can forgive him for that. The Devil must've tempted him to do it.

JRwakebord
2005-04-03, 11:33 AM
Stop. Talking.

Lenny
2005-04-03, 12:37 PM
Seconded...

KagomJack
2005-04-03, 03:40 PM
Thirded...goddammit >.<

Sovereign
2005-04-03, 03:44 PM
He was a great man, ended Communism (the worst form of government ever); the only bad thing he's ever done was publicly kissing the Koran. But I can forgive him for that. The Devil must've tempted him to do it.

God forbid Christians begin to be tolerant of other peoples religions.

KagomJack
2005-04-03, 04:57 PM
God forbid that there be anything BUT Christianity. Can I be Torquemada?

Dr. Geekstar
2005-04-03, 05:42 PM
In Satan We Trust - Do What Has To Be Done

The pope can kiss my ass, dead or alive.

KagomJack
2005-04-03, 05:44 PM
All hail teh mighteh Satin!

But ya know, the pope was just doomed to die anyway...not like he's some sort of undead thing...

Dr. Geekstar
2005-04-03, 06:00 PM
not like he's some sort of undead thing...

Last year, i'd really start doubt on that... did you see him??

undeadzombieguy
2005-04-04, 01:53 AM
I'm the pope reincarnated.

Dr. Geekstar
2005-04-04, 08:33 AM
And i'm your son, from future, to come protect you from evil machines and find you a safe place for when the nukes get launched.

KagomJack
2005-04-04, 03:38 PM
DING DONG THE POPE IS DEAD, THE POPE IS DEAD, THE POPE IS DEAD!~~~

I made that tune up today :O

But seriously, this thread's turning to somewhat Chat material.

Dr. Geekstar
2005-04-04, 05:20 PM
Hi kagom... i see you 'upgraded' your avatar >.<

Thanatos
2005-04-04, 07:29 PM
The new KagomJack! Bigger, gayer, and furrier.

KagomJack
2005-04-05, 04:00 PM
Ya goddamn right I am!

symnzXx
2005-04-07, 07:27 AM
You're failing miserably.
thanks for the hurtfully trite comment to something you have no business in whatsoever. i don't know who you think you are, but you really need to stop posting your bullshit.

thanks to the rage i now sustain from reading your 3 word tragedy of a post, my day is now ruined. you = stupid fucking asshole

Thanatos
2005-04-07, 03:05 PM
Do you know you don't capitalize any letters?

Adrenachrome
2005-04-07, 03:43 PM
he was a great man, ended Communism (the worst form of government ever); the only bad thing he's ever done was publicly kissing the Koran. But I can forgive him for that. The Devil must've tempted him to do it.

Forget about CHINA?

Or Cuba?

Ended comunism... lol

I'll tell you who is a great man..

Castro.

Demosthenes
2005-04-07, 03:56 PM
Forget about CHINA?

Or Cuba?

Ended comunism... lol

I'll tell you who is a great man..

Castro.

Pwn.

He's a troll. Not even worth the time, Adrena.

Adrenachrome
2005-04-07, 09:32 PM
Yea I have the urge to point out comunism IS working every time he says its gone or evil... or whatever, and it always seems to be the last post on a page..