How do you want to die?

[slaynish]

My way:

Buy a shitload of weed. Maybe a pound or so.

(this will be in my car)

Put a hose in the exaust, at the other end of the hose, put it in my back window, if there is 2 exaust, then do the same thing.

Start toking up. Smoke as much weed as I can.

Fall asleep, and never wake up.

Carbon Monoxide

[Kaneda]

I almost did that in HI. I bailed though. But ya thats obviously how I would do it too.
I doubt you could smoke the whole lb b4 you died, but just imagine that. Smoking a whole lb in one sitting. Haha.

[Demosthenes]

I almost did that in HI. I bailed though. But ya thats obviously how I would do it too.
I doubt you could smoke the whole lb b4 you died, but just imagine that. Smoking a whole lb in one sitting. Haha.

By sex.

[Hades-Knight]

By sex.


U mean being killed during sex? like xenia onatopp from goldenye?

[Kaneda]

U mean being killed during sex? like xenia onatopp from goldenye?
I'd totally kill that bitch, and then have sex w/ her.

[kaos]

By sex.


OMFG YOU COPPIED ME!!!

I was gonna say while i'm like 100+ years old while having sex because an orgasm would be too much for my old ass weed filled heart.

[Sum Yung Guy]

beheaded by terrorist

note: i have better chance of that happening then anyone else here

[khwiii]

I wanna be a vegatable. They should then remove my feeding tube to finish me off.

[Grav]

beheaded by terrorist

note: i have better chance of that happening then anyone else here
Bullshit. The walmart here is an Al-Qaeda target, it has reserve stationed there..

[Kaneda]

Maybe w/ a ninja sword that would be cool.

[slaynish]

When i say 1 lb i mean start at like 3 end at 11.

Or maybe brings friends

[Penny_Bags]

Alright first I rig an IV constantly pumping ecstacy into my bloodstream.

Second, I go skydiving with a naked 10.

Third, I have sex while skydiving, this is possible so shut the fuck up.

Fourth, ninjas come out of nowehre while I am in the middle of this, and decapitate both of us.

Fifth, I land on a cross on the ground in crucifiable form. And the chick lands on a lever that makes the cross pop upright. My head lands on a button that sets off a huge fireworks show above my head, and her head lands on my cock.

Final step, jaba the hutt comes out of nowhere and freezes everything in carbonate and every day at least 100,000 people worship me.

[kaos]

Lol...you really planned it out havent you..?

You should make a flash.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

LMAO


*clap clap clap*

[D3V]

Don't post it, cuz one day you might shoot up a school and everyone will bring it back to here.

[undeadzombieguy]

I dont want to die, I want to live forever. The only way that I'm going to die is if my planet blows up with me on it...

[KagomJack]

I would just like to go into a deep sleep next to someone I love and just not wake up. Silently. Happily.

[Grav]

Alright first I rig an IV constantly pumping ecstacy into my bloodstream.

Second, I go skydiving with a naked 10.

Third, I have sex while skydiving, this is possible so shut the fuck up.

Fourth, ninjas come out of nowehre while I am in the middle of this, and decapitate both of us.

Fifth, I land on a cross on the ground in crucifiable form. And the chick lands on a lever that makes the cross pop upright. My head lands on a button that sets off a huge fireworks show above my head, and her head lands on my cock.

Final step, jaba the hutt comes out of nowhere and freezes everything in carbonate and every day at least 100,000 people worship me.
One problem with that idea, though.

The ninjas wouldn't be able to decapitate you in midair due to air pressure and the attraction of gravity..

[Demosthenes]

One problem with that idea, though.

The ninjas wouldn't be able to decapitate you in midair due to air pressure and the attraction of gravity..

I've decapitated people in midair before. If I can do it, so can ninjas, or anyone else for that matter. Don't forget, ninjas have Real Ultimate Power.

[Grav]

In this case, "decaptitated" does not refer to a blowjob, mj.

[Penny_Bags]

One problem with that idea, though.

The ninjas wouldn't be able to decapitate you in midair due to air pressure and the attraction of gravity.. They are fucking ninjas.

[S2 AM]

I would guess all they would have to do is get under you. Then use the force of gravity against you, and the air pressure as well. The only problem would possibly be the air pressure on the side of the blade may make it difficult to hold the blade steady, and possibly cause a microscopic turbulence causing the blade to waiver if it came close to your neck. Never having swung a sword upward in terminal velocity, I'm not sure how difficult it is, either. As mentioned before, they are ninjas, and do possess the infinite power of Chi, so even with the turbulence and wind resistance, they may well be able to make contact with your neck. An easier way I think would be for them to have a small patended ninjachute(nin-ja-chute), in which case they would stealthily(this being easy as you can hear next to nothing when falling at terminal velocity), come up from above you. By narrowing their bodies, their terminal velocity will increase, enabling them to compensate for the distance between themselves and you(as seen in the movies). Then they would quickly draw their ninja laser sharpened blade to your neck as if about to perform a slicing motion. At that time they would use Chi to stiffen all of their body except for their non-sword hand. Their non-sword hand would then release the patended ninjachute, and their velocity would drastically decrease, creating a swift acceleration of your neck to their blade. The force(through F=MA) should be enough to decapitate any person with a neck up to 1 foot in diameter. Of course having not crunched the numbers, I cannot give the exact force, and having not experimented I cannot give the actual results. However, I hypothesize that there is atleast a 99.47% chance that the blade will decapitate you.

My personal death... I've always wondered how it would feel to drown. I can't really imagine how it would feel to not be able to breathe. I know you would black out, but I wonder how that would feel, and what you would think given the fact that you would have time to think about your death.

[Grav]

Are you kidding me?

[undeadzombieguy]

Or...they can just use lightsabers.

If I was forced to kill myself I would do it quick, just look at DanXXI gf's picture and imagine her naked on top of you...

*90% of zelaron dies*

Hooray!

[Kaneda]

Who is that?
His name and avatar are familiar...

[Grav]

Or...they can just use lightsabers.

If I was forced to kill myself I would do it quick, just look at DanXXI gf's picture and imagine her naked on top of you...

*90% of zelaron dies*

Hooray!
Uh, penny already mentioned Jabba in his scenario, though..

[S2 AM]

Ya, and besides I'm looking how how they could do it now, not 30,000 years in the future. Get with the program...

[Kaneda]

In the past that is.

[S2 AM]

Actually the near future. The event having not yet happened, but the tools and technology being of the present.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Ya, and besides I'm looking how how they could do it now, not 30,000 years in the future. Get with the program...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

[Demosthenes]

In this case, "decaptitated" does not refer to a blowjob, mj.

You're the only one who could possible perceive it that way.

[Grav]

I'm not so sure. Your mom seemed to know a lot about decapitation.

[Demosthenes]

I'm not so sure. Your mom seemed to know a lot about decapitation.

Perhaps (and I'm using your definition of decapitation here) she did no a lot about it, but it wouldn't benefit you any, since you're fat, and my mom doesn't like fat people. Sorry, piggy.

[Kaneda]

You stay classy San Diego!

[Grav]

Yeah, we've gone over this. I'm fat in all the right ways.

[Demosthenes]

I'm fat in all the right ways.

Correction. The above statement should read: I'm fat in all ways.

[JRwakebord]

Especially the "ass" way.

[slaynish]

I was thinking MJ and I could have a big gay orgy, with some animals too.

[JRwakebord]

Don't forget to invite Kagom

[Kaneda]

Omg, that was so funny. Just like that last 50 times everyone said something almost identical to that phrase.

[Xenn]

This forum needs to be firebombed and then sealed away for 10,000 years.

[Raziel]

How I want to die: Zombie Apocalypse, without a doubt. I'll go down in a hail of buckshot and gore.

How I expect to die: Someone, in my presence, at some point is going to say something so stupid that my brain will implode and devour itself.

[Lenny]

I want to go with a bang.

Shitloads of explosives, walk into a heavily crowded area...boom!!!!!!!!

[Titusfied]

I'm not going to die. Ever.

[JRwakebord]

Explosive Decompression. Kick me out of a space station airlock and watch the show.

[HandOfHeaven]

Um, hmm, let's see, dying....
Well, probably when I'm 90 and I have sex and die from an orgasm. ^_^

[Dar_Win]

in my sleep

[pr0xy]

In a post apocolyptic wasteland as a cybernetically enhanced human ever fighting to control sanity.

[Penny_Bags]

Wow you must have a ton of friends.

[slaynish]

Beef;

Its what's for dinnner.

Tonigh...

Uh oh!

*CECKSES*

[D3V]

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)

[Lenny]

That's like my way of dying...but kinda...different...

[JRwakebord]

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)


You're as bad as Zonalon. Shut the hell up.

[Dr. Geekstar]

I'd like to know how it is to bleed to death... would it be like... you know... when you donate blood... but 10x better...
Or jump off a high building... i really wonder if you would feel the impact before you're dead allready...
Or just spout air into my veins... have no fucking idea how that would feel like :-/
Hanging myself would be stressing: "will I die from the impact, or will i choke", else it would be cool though.
Getting a whole lotta guns and invade a country with my one-man-army is too unpredictable.. depending on what country, i might as well win the war.

For the moment, i'll just stick to choking from a looooong kiss

[HandOfHeaven]

Long kiss with your dog? I seriously doubt any human has a long enough/big enough tongue to choke you, although I could be mistaken.

[Dr. Geekstar]

I don't have a dog... well, not anymore, since i found out he murdered the cat.

[Lenny]

Your dog murdered your cat??!

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I recently bought a book - Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany, and it has in it 7 ways to commit suicide and what they will do to you. Here we go...

SUICIDE: SEVEN WAYS TO DO IT AND WHAT THEY DO TO YOU

slit wrists - die of blood loss

breathe in car-exhaust fumes - die of carbon monoxide poisoning

hang - die of compression of windpipe, obstruction of blood flow, rupture of nerve structures in neck; fracture or dislocation of the first three cervical vertebrae should bring instant death

take an overdose of pills - die of barbiturate poisoning, or of a heart failure caused by profound shock to system, or coma

drown - die of suffocation owing to water in lungs

jump off a high building - die of multiple injuries

overdose on alcohol - die of alcoholic (toxic) poisoning

jump under a train - die of multiple injuries

[EX-Mania]

i wanna die by falling asleep in a running car thats in a closed garage.. or be blown up.. bottom line: I wanna die without knowing im about to die.

[tidus2005]

I think it would be pretty sweet to be hit in the head with a sniper bullet because my brains would be splattered everywhere and i would not know it was coming. Instant death is the way to go. Or if it cannot be instant i think freezeing to death would be equally painless because you would be cold and eventually go numb and then just die in your sleep.

[Lenny]

Anyone wanting to die by drinking too much alcohol??

Here's a list of...things...from my book again...

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CUMULATIVE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ON THE SYSTEM

(milligrams of alcohol to millilitres of blood)

20mg/100ml: Feeling of slight wooziness, not unpleasent

40mg/100ml: Could drive dangerously if too fast

60mg/100ml: Driving would now be reckless

80mg/100ml: Co-ordination may have disappeared; reckless driving at any speed

100mg/100ml: Loss of sexual control, may knockover drinks (even your own)

160mg/100ml: May become aggressive; may not remember later what you did under the influence

300mg/100ml: Could be spontaneously incontinent and/or slip into a coma

500mg/100ml: Could die without medical attention.

[Dr. Geekstar]

i wanna die by falling asleep in a running car thats in a closed garage.. or be blown up.. bottom line: I wanna die without knowing im about to die.

And i don't wanna miss my death, so i hope i'll be awake/conscious.

[Mantralord]

I wanna die like the pope: pampered and rich.

[HandOfHeaven]

I wonder what it feels like to drown. Seriously, what types of pain or even numbness would be going on? Thoughts, anyone?

[Grav]

It doesn't really hurt since you end up blacking out. Friend of mine's dad drowned and was resuscitated and said it didn't hurt.