Food Poisoning...

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[zonalon]

Well, I just got... done having FP from McDonalds. Imagine its 4 clock at night you couldn't sleep at all and all of a sudden you're vomiting and having the runs none-stop till 6 hours later.... The last two days have sucked. In the first hour I thought I couldn't make it, and I wanted to die.

Did any of you have Food Poisoning before if so lets hear it! ;)

It's great to see my friends at Zelaron are putting some cash in my Jewish friends' wallets!

[Medieval Bob]

Ya, I've had it three times actually. Two times were really minor. I just had bad cramps and some vomiting for a couple of hours. The third time (2nd actually, chronologically) was fucking horrible.

I either got it from KFC or from raw cookie dough. I guess either is just as likely. Anyhow, it was maybe 6 years ago, and I was at summer camp. I was in the bathroom for a loooong time. There was a bat in there too. Not that I'm afraid of bats or anything. It's just not too common that a fucking bat's flying around the bathroom when you've got the shits.

[Sovereign]

Never happened. ANd i've eaten raw beef before O_o (good shit, try it before you say eww).

[Mantralord]

My favorite food is penicillin so I guess I'll never get food poisoning.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Kaneda]

It's great to see my friends at Zelaron are putting some cash in my Jewish friends' wallets!

LOL. Did he believe me? Or did he just come up w/ this on his own?

No he's just stating that you will fit into the "white trash" stereotype when you come of age. 1. You won't be able to support yourself, much less a wife and kids. 2. You'll be teaching them horrible, hatefull, close minded, morals. 3. You'll all probably be overwieght from living on McDonalds(which happens to be owned by Jews).
If I could I would hunt you down and spay you.

[Thanatos]

I just finished watching Supersize Me in a class at school. Go McDonalds!

[Medieval Bob]

I haven't seen that, but I don't see what the big fucking deal is.

Isn't it common knowledge that fast food makes you fat? I'd be willing to bet that any fast food place would yield the same effects under similar circumstances.

[iceman887]

no fast food ever?!?! what are u gonna eat then..... most other restaurents are pretty expensive

[Lenny]

Buy food from the shops...and cook it yourself???

Cereal works...I literally lived on nothing but ceareal a few months back...

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Never had food poisoning...:D

With all the out of date bacon and raw egg mixture thingies I eat...I should be a walking tub of Salmonella (sp??)...:D

[khwiii]

Big Mac? Filet o' Fish? Quater Pounder? What was it?

[JRwakebord]

I personally love the Double QPC

[HandOfHeaven]

A few years back I had a hamburger on a plane, and I was sick for 4 hours after we landed. In the car, my ribs felt like they wear collapsing inward, it hurt so bad. Then I got home and had explosive diahrrea. Real fun, because I got to experience that again a week ago, right before my birthday (24 hour flu).

[zonalon]

I've never had food poisoning, mainly because all of my food is gourmet.

[Grav]

The other night I was feeling frisky (read: baked) and I went to McDonalds and got three things off the dollar menu and paid all in change. Only two quarters. Took the balding cashier quite a while.

EXTREME CASHIER!!

[Thanatos]

Lol, that sounds like me. You get high but have no money for munchies and what you do have you shouldn't spend because there's probably more important things to spend that money on.

[JRwakebord]

Like alcohol. Or women. Or more weed, in your case.

[Thanatos]

More like gas, car insurance, phone bill, my woman. Money sucks.

[JRwakebord]

Oh yah, forgot about bills. Bills suck. Especially car insurance.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Thanatos]

Hellz yeah. I work at Taco Bell and know how the food is made. NYAH.

[Jamesadin]

Im guessing the two burgers were infected...

It would be the sauce. The burgers are always cooked through, since they are so thin.

[Sovereign]

I'm sure you ate something else that day.....

Maybe it wasn't mcdonalds at all?

[khwiii]

I love the dollar menu. DBL Cheeseburgers are the best.

[Sovereign]

Nts. Have you ever gotten dbl cheeseburgers that have grease all over them, the wrap is drenched in it? The mcdonalds here does that a lot. Its gross. I just eat chicken sandwhiches from mcd from now on ;-\

[khwiii]

No. The DBLS are always good here. The McChickens usually have NASTY lettuce on them. (Seriously, like soured lettuce.)

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[zonalon]

Seriously, anything from McDonalds is poison because it's been touched by you-know-who.

[JRwakebord]

Your STD-ridden whore of a mother?