If you could MEAT anyone

[slaynish]

Who would it be?

I'd probabaly meat Emma Watson or Jenna Jameson :)

[Demosthenes]

Who would it be?


Yo momma! Oh snap!

[HandOfHeaven]

Eh, I'd like to take a 5 foot pike and smack it across your face.

[Slim]

You're 12, don't post your dumbass "I'm horny, let's talk about SEHX LOLOL" threads ever again.

[slaynish]

I have never posted that.

I have never posted that topic.

Meating somebody, is like saying " The superstar i think is hot ".

Stfu before i dip my chicken nuggets in your ranch dressing kk.

[Penny_Bags]

That's wierd, you fat ass.

[Mantralord]

I was thinking "meat someone" meant putting them through a meat grinder and cooking and eating them. I bet your meat would taste really good Slaynish, given that you're young and fat. If it was Grav meat vs. your meat, I'd pick yours. Here's what I'd make:

Slaynish Tacos:
1 lb. Ground Slaynish Meat
1 Taco Bell home tacos kit
1 Bowl of chopped lettuce
1 Can of Refried Beans
8 oz of Sour Cream

In a hot skillet, brown Slaynish meat until tender. Add 1 packet Taco Bell beef seasoning. Bring heat to low and stir. Open bag of tortillas from Taco Bell home kit and enjoy.

[slaynish]

Awesome! 47qas

[!King_Amazon!]

Why is this in general conversation?

[pr0xy]

Why is this in general conversation?

Dunno but I think it is so more people see and slaynish has a better chance of eating someone's meat.

[Titusfied]

I'd like to "meet" Bill Gates. That way I could slit his throat, cut off his finger and gauge his eye out. Then I would be able to pass all his security threats and steal all his money.

[Penny_Bags]

Maaaaan you one crazy bitter nigga.

[slaynish]

I would meat you, penny. :)

[Demosthenes]

Anna Kournikova, no doubt!

[slaynish]

Get out get out get out!

nubley

[Demosthenes]

Get out get out get out!

nubley

Seriously, if you wouldn't bone Anna Kournikova, you're gay.

[slaynish]

Well..
She definitly doesnt look good in some of her pictures, but yes she's foine nicka.

[Demosthenes]

Well..
She definitly doesnt look good in some of her pictures, but yes she's foine nicka.


Show me one picture she doesn't look good in...

She's a lot hotter than Hermione.

[slaynish]

Yes but emma watson is 14.


Theres a picture on a wall that my friend has.

She looks hella fake in it, she looks good but she looks kind of animated..

Ghey.

[Demosthenes]

Yes but emma watson is 14.


Exactly. She doesn't even look like she's "developed" yet. That's the difference between us, though. I want to do someone who's considered one of the hottest women in the world, and you want to do someone who titties haven't began developing yet.


:p

[slaynish]

I never said i wanted to do her, i just think she looks hot for a 14 year old.

Emma watson>any 14 year old... well beside some liek pop star or something..

[Demosthenes]

Really now, i predict that Emma Watson will post next. The sexiest girl alive, that is.

You wouldn't do the "sexiest girl alive?"

[HandOfHeaven]

Hahaha. I'd bone Maria Sharapova. HOT RUSSIAN!

[slaynish]

That was when i was obsessed with her.

I was foolish. Disregard it :p.

[Demosthenes]

Hahaha. I'd bone Maria Sharapova. HOT RUSSIAN!

I would definitely hit that.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hey, my hot neighbor is Russian. KERYAY!

[slaynish]

Bone her. kkthx

[i no kung fu]

im fat and yound but im not stupid like slaynish....

[i no kung fu]

kaneda is my cousin so i guess we have something in common

[slaynish]

Do not double post.

You have broken the rules twice. A temp ban is in order, i sense.

Also, i see the stupidity in both of you.

GG>

[Thanatos]

*Contradictory.

[HandOfHeaven]

*Seconded.

[i no kung fu]

ok ok sorry slaynish but what does contradictory mean?

[HandOfHeaven]

You're kidding, right?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Contradictory

con·tra·dic·to·ry
adj.

1. Involving, of the nature of, or being a contradiction.
2. Given to contradicting


contradictory

adj 1: of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false; "`perfect' and `imperfect' are contradictory terms" 2: that confounds or contradicts or confuses [syn: confounding] 3: in disagreement; "the figures are at odds with our findings"; "contradictory attributes of unjust justice and loving vindictiveness"- John Morley [syn: at odds(p), conflicting, self-contradictory] 4: unable to be both true at the same time [syn: mutually exclusive] n : two propositions are contradictories if both cannot be true (or both cannot be false) at the same time


I'd so totally bone Kiera Knightley.

[slaynish]

Who was it that you were correcting?

[Kaneda]

Also, i see the stupidity in both of you.
GG>

Very funny fool. I'm not the one w/ the less than 93 IQ.
Also, I give an applogy to all of my fellow members for unleashing the 12 yr old uber noob on you guys. I couldn't stop him. He sees me on this site all the time and decided he wanted to sign up. Also sorry for the double IP thing. I was going to give him pointers but I figured whats the use, let him go through the cycle like everyone else. Sorry slaynish, he picked you, but he's just making himself look more foolish.

[RoboticSilence]

Get the hell off of the internet, slaynish.

[Thanatos]

Get the hell off of the internet, slaynish.

Heh, that's a great line.

[i no kung fu]

woah woah what cycle i mean like i guess its where you fuck up then get put back in line by the modders but ok what ever

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Emma watson>any 14 year old... well beside some liek pop star or something..


JO JO?

Oh snapz.

[Lenny]

I'm a wondering if you know that Emma Watson is 14...

Random fact for you there...

[Sovereign]

Slaynish is about that old too... SO?

[Lenny]

Slaynish is 12...or so he says...:p

Ignore me...I'm a ramblin'...........

Misinterpretted MEAT... :p

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And I've just a realised...Slaynish actually said she was 14 earlier on...deary deary...old age is causing my memory to detoriate...

Now's the time when the ignore button comes into use...

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Ooooh...new sig...I like!