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slaynish
2005-01-09, 07:59 PM
Well, you read the title.

It can be anywhere from Zelaron forums to IRL 5 years ago. Doesnt matter time periods or where or what.

I for example think i was so stupid when i was in fourth grade.

My teacher was explaining what the pledge of alliegence means in 'kids terms' ( you know, smaller words that mean the same)

He says " What do you think that means nick?" and i say " yo yo dog whats it doing yo"

Bah.. :grin: :grin:

Whats your experiences?

Hades-Knight
2005-01-09, 08:09 PM
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data88/media/5/threadblows.jpg

slaynish
2005-01-09, 08:16 PM
I didnt ask for your whiny ass crybaby opinon.

Please dont post it.

Xenn
2005-01-09, 09:15 PM
I don't understand the question... a time when we were ashamed of our actions?

Probably the time I burned down the church and crucified the priest on the rubble, then pissed on the Bible and sung songs about the anti-christ.

Or are you looking for a factual occurence?

slaynish
2005-01-09, 09:25 PM
Yes.

Im looking for times that people (you or anyone else) did that they look back on and say

" what an idiot i was "

Grav
2005-01-09, 09:26 PM
Honest answer? Actually reading your entire first post.

Mantralord
2005-01-09, 09:54 PM
What have you smoked of your own anus?

Demosthenes
2005-01-09, 09:57 PM
Well, about half a year ago I was playing basketball, and this guy on the other team was shooting free throws. Now, he had two shots, but I thought it was one and one, so he misses the first one, I rebound it, and take off halkway down court. I'm thinking to myself, "Why the fuck is everyone standing down there." That's when I realize everyone is laughing at me. It was okay, though, because I dropped a lot of points that game after that.

Raziel
2005-01-09, 11:19 PM
I wasn't really ashamed of this, I was just sort of embarassed.

I was dating a girl in my sophomore year of highschool. The two of us had been together for six or seven months, and we'd long-since gotten to the point of being physically involved with one-another.

So, one day, I'm walking into the cafeteria for lunch and I see my girlfriend standing with her back turned to the door, talking to her friends. I decide to be a jackass and walk up and grab her ass while she's got her back turned. So, I do, and I she lets out this horrified yelp. Then she turns around and I see it's not my fucking girlfriend. It's one of her best friends. My girlfriend was standing ten feet away and watched the whole thing.

The reason it happened was because, from the back, the two of them look nearly identical. Same color hair, same length, same body-type. On top of that, they were both wearing almost the exact same thing when they showed up at school that day.

I just felt like a major dumbass because my girlfriend was actually standing right in plain view when I did it, and she just thought it was fucking hysterical. She kept recounting how fucking hilarious it was to watch me trying to be stealthy and devious about it while she stood there not ten feet away and watched the whole thing.

Randuin
2005-01-09, 11:33 PM
Where is she now?

Raziel
2005-01-10, 12:34 AM
No idea. She moved away later that year and came back briefly a few summers ago. We broke up before she moved though, so it's not like I actually found out where she went.

slaynish
2005-01-10, 05:54 AM
Dame raziel that is some funny shit.

I'm all laughing right before i go to school >.<

Ze good tiems ay brothair?

!King_Amazon!
2005-01-10, 07:43 AM
Wow, I love you Raziel.

Thanatos
2005-01-10, 03:38 PM
My ex-girlfriend wouldn't have been laughing at all. She woulda been like, "Do you love her!? HMM?"

Raziel
2005-01-10, 10:26 PM
Yeah, I was pretty stoked that she was cool with it. She was capable of being a fire-breathing horror a lot of the time (hence the reason we broke up), however that particular instance struck her as unbelievably hysterical for some reason.

Titusfied
2005-01-10, 11:06 PM
Shit, she better have been cool with it. It was an honest mistake.

I'm a genius, I don't do shit that embarasses me. At least not that I can think of at the moment. Of course, a lot of shit I do would embarass others, but I sorta became immune to them.

Mantralord
2005-01-10, 11:42 PM
Well, except that one time you quit your admin position because I hurt your feelings.

Grav
2005-01-11, 05:35 AM
.......Ahahahahahaha

Thanatos
2005-01-11, 05:46 AM
Heh, that was pretty funny.

slaynish
2005-01-11, 05:54 AM
My ex-girlfriend wouldn't have been laughing at all. She woulda been like, "Do you love her!? HMM?"


Dont you have the christain moral lover girlfriend that wont cecks with you till you're married? ( No offense whatsoever)

Dame..

Thanatos
2005-01-11, 06:56 AM
Hence the word "ex-girlfriend."

slaynish
2005-01-11, 02:05 PM
:) didnt see that


My mistake.

Titusfied
2005-01-11, 09:03 PM
How did that embarass me?

Mantralord
2005-01-12, 05:23 AM
Showed that you're a giant walking smelly vagina.

Raziel
2005-01-12, 05:32 AM
Because being the forum's token homo is so much more refined...

Mantralord
2005-01-12, 05:34 AM
Well, an anus is more evolutionally refined than a vagina...I mean, all organisms have to shit, right?

Grav
2005-01-12, 05:35 AM
Better than being the forum idiot who takes more abuse than a minority in a NYC police station basement. And keeps coming back for more.

Raziel
2005-01-12, 05:47 AM
I certainly hope you were referring to D3V with that comment.

Thanatos
2005-01-12, 05:48 AM
I don't believe D3V has posted in this thread, Raziel.

Raziel
2005-01-12, 06:02 AM
I said "referring to," not "addressing."

Thanatos
2005-01-12, 06:41 AM
So? He replied to your post.

Grav
2005-01-12, 01:49 PM
I certainly hope you were referring to D3V with that comment.

About all of them in general. You know who.

Raziel
2005-01-12, 10:52 PM
So? He replied to your post.

"So?" So, obviously you don't understand the difference between the terms "referring to" and "addressing". Take some remedial english classes, numb-shaft.


About all of them in general. You know who.

Ah, yes. I see, I see. It's quite bovious now that you've clarified things.

!King_Amazon!
2005-01-13, 04:45 AM
Bovious is to bovious as bovious is to bovious.

slaynish
2005-01-13, 05:45 AM
Bovious is to bovious as bovious is to bovious.


I concur.,

Thanatos
2005-01-13, 06:09 AM
"So?" So, obviously you don't understand the difference between the terms "referring to" and "addressing". Take some remedial english classes, numb-shaft.

Wow, you've got me completely nailed head on! I sure will take your advice on these classes. Sounds interesting!

Raziel
2005-01-13, 06:46 AM
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Thanatos
2005-01-13, 06:52 AM
Yes, I now know that you can be a complete jackass at times.

Raziel
2005-01-13, 06:58 AM
'Scuse me, sugartush? You're the one who chose to interject the smarty-boy remarks. I'm just responding as per usual.

Grav
2005-01-13, 01:20 PM
The other half of the battle is a neverending war I am waging with the evil spawns of satan's hellfire in the physical form of black, charred popkorn kernals. They won't die...

Raziel
2005-01-13, 10:37 PM
Are the kernels...none more black?