View Full Version : Isn't Napoleon cool?
Sovereign
2005-01-04, 08:56 PM
Wasn't he that midget french guy?
RoboticSilence
2005-01-04, 08:56 PM
He was kind of a dick.
!King_Amazon!
2005-01-04, 09:59 PM
Napoleon Dynamite was pretty cool.
Jamesadin
2005-01-04, 11:18 PM
I agree. That movie is teh pwn!
Kip: You're just jealous becuase Ive been chatting online with hot babes ALL day.
zeal311
2005-01-05, 12:00 AM
What are you going to do today Napolean?
Whatever I feel like! God!
The MOVIE is retarded.
The DICTATOR is capitalized.
The PASTRY is ok.
The HAT is pretty gay.
RoboticSilence
2005-01-05, 04:23 AM
What about the ICE CREAM?
-Spector-
2005-01-05, 04:33 AM
FUCK School
Vollstrecker
2005-01-05, 04:35 AM
Napoleon was the only competent thing that came out of France that immediately comes to mind...
-=Rico-GP=-
2005-01-05, 04:37 AM
French Fries?
What about the ICE CREAM?
I thought it was Neopoliticianist ice cream.
RoboticSilence
2005-01-05, 04:52 AM
Alright then, what about Napoleon olive oil?
http://www.napoleon-co.com/
Napoleon OLIVE OIL is greasy.
DaFrigginDoctah
2005-01-05, 08:56 AM
The MOVIE is retarded.
The DICTATOR is capitalized.
The PASTRY is ok.
The HAT is pretty gay.
Watching the movie Napolean Dynamite was equal to a slow death.
Agreed. I can't understand why people love it so much. I even saw it while "sleepy" and I didn't like it.
NonGayMan
2005-01-05, 01:29 PM
Napoleon was the only competent thing that came out of France that immediately comes to mind...
He was actually an Italian.
Napoleon was the only competent thing that came out of France that immediately comes to mind...
He was actually Corsican, not French.. hehe
Vollstrecker
2005-01-05, 02:12 PM
He was actually Corsican, not French.. hehe
Oh well. Then France IS completely incompetent.
Penny_Bags
2005-01-05, 02:55 PM
My DICK is average.
Penny_Bags
2005-01-05, 02:55 PM
But I know how to FUCKING use it.
If it wasn't for the British, Napeleon would've conquered the entire world.
And he started as a little kid who got made fun of in school
Thanatos
2005-01-05, 06:28 PM
Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
zeal311
2005-01-06, 02:46 AM
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
Lenny
2005-01-06, 09:52 AM
YAY!!!! Go Brits...we rule..........Did you know, both Napoleon and Lord Nelson were left-handed...
Lol...Napoleon Dynamite was 30% funny...but it was gay 'cause it was pointless.
Thanatos
2005-01-06, 04:43 PM
That's the beauty of it. It was pointless, but hilarious.
HandOfHeaven
2005-01-06, 06:55 PM
I thought it was funny when the principal told Pedro that he couldn't make pinatas of Summer, and then he said everyone in his country does it.
Thanatos
2005-01-06, 06:57 PM
It's also hilarious when he asks Don for a Summer button and then he throws it down the hall and runs away. Lmao, the way he runs is so fuckin' funny.
zeal311
2005-01-08, 09:02 PM
I think that was honestly one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.
Demosthenes
2005-01-08, 09:11 PM
Isn't Napoleon cool?
Sure. But he's nowhere near as cool as Black Jesus.
slaynish
2005-01-08, 09:51 PM
"Ever take that ride off some sweet jumps?"
"If you dont im gonna call the cops!" "Call the cops! Its a free country!" " God, maybe i will!"
Yes.
Muahahahaha
Thanatos
2005-01-09, 12:48 PM
Man, you got like 3 feet of air that time!
Thanatos
2005-01-09, 12:49 PM
I think that was honestly one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.
Ever seen Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle? :D
zeal311
2005-01-09, 01:57 PM
Nope but I have heard good things and damn well want to see it.
slaynish
2005-01-09, 02:05 PM
Dont waste your time.
Just watch Napolean Dynomite again.
Nypolean>whitecastle ez..
Thanatos
2005-01-09, 06:30 PM
It's not a waste of time... I've watched this movie sober and non-sober and both times I laughed my ass off.
My favorite part of the whole movie: They both get real high and decide to go to whitecastle. They walk out of their apartment and start down the hall. Kumar realizes he doesn't have his cellphone on him. He's like.. "Shit, where's my cellphone?" He looks back at the hallway and he says, "Damn, we've gone too far. Let's go." - That is so true.
`Insolence`
2005-01-09, 11:09 PM
Didn't the Russians stop Napoleon?
Technically yes.. they burned down their own capital so that he couldn't stay there. The winter hit and 500,000 troops froze to death.
Poor Napoleon.
!King_Amazon!
2005-01-10, 07:56 AM
I just watched Harold and Kumar, awsome movie. Anyone know if they will be making Harold and Kumar go to amsterdam?
Lenny
2005-01-10, 11:47 AM
The Russians always stop invaders.....and it's usually by using the winter to their advantage................Napoleon froze, Hitler froze.................other people freeze...............but how must the Russians have been? No city and in the freezing cold...................
Thanatos
2005-01-10, 03:43 PM
I just watched Harold and Kumar, awsome movie. Anyone know if they will be making Harold and Kumar go to amsterdam?
They better be. It's wide open for them to.
!King_Amazon!
2005-01-11, 12:58 AM
I know, they set that up perfect for a sequal.
Eddie_Perez
2005-01-15, 08:01 AM
I have a Vote for Pedro T-Shirt, YAY!
Thanatos
2005-01-15, 09:11 AM
I would like one but I have no clue where to start looking.
khwiii
2005-01-18, 03:39 PM
Ummm... Hot Topic has them.
Thanatos
2005-01-19, 05:43 AM
I now have a clue on where to start looking.
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