View Full Version : Girls--What to do With Them?
Shining Knights
2004-12-18, 09:52 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Mantralord
2004-12-18, 10:13 PM
You gotta turn gay.
-Spector-
2004-12-18, 10:14 PM
Shinto your so hawt :)
Yeah, I have never loved any girl in my life so I wouldn't date. I met this one girl who stole my heart and I risked so much to be with her. We were so happy and I practically lived with her. Things were fine no fights, well all the sudden she got extremely stressed and got scared and ended it out of no where. Now she is pushing me away and getting upset that I can't just back off. I still live with her practically till I get my move to Florida settled. I am going to miss her... I am hoping over time and stuff we can work things out.
Mantralord
2004-12-18, 10:51 PM
Hello Mr. Dustin, you're hawt.
Shining Knights
2004-12-18, 11:01 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Threads like this make me laugh. Thanks.
khwiii
2004-12-19, 07:39 AM
Welcome to the rest of your life. It doesn't get any easier. Even when you find the "one" it is still a daily struggle. She just HAS to be worth it.
Dr. Geekstar
2004-12-19, 08:04 AM
She looks pretty, maybe she's your true love... (wahahahaha... true love... aahahhaa...haha... ha... ???)
Go for it, goodluck
Sovereign
2004-12-19, 08:14 AM
Get a haircut.
Thanatos
2004-12-19, 08:30 AM
Get a haircut.
I can't tell which one is the girl. :(
-Spector-
2004-12-19, 11:17 AM
I can't tell which one is the girl. :(
It's the one with Shinto's penis in her mouth!
Shining Knights
2004-12-19, 11:24 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Dr. Geekstar
2004-12-19, 01:14 PM
In a way, you look like my mom when she was younger...
Penny_Bags
2004-12-19, 02:12 PM
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn. Good for you, you validate your existence by how much "pussy" you can get, right after you bitch about your life with girls, because oh my Lord! you can't find "true love" or
the one", or something cliche and worthless like that. Maybe you should spend less time thinking about slitting your wrists to a glorious "emo" soundtrack and find a way to get some fucking testosterone and man it up. If you hate life so much because of these girls, maybe you should just spend more quality time with yourself. Yes that's it, you can sit in your room masturbating to pictures of your trite self, or maybe just in front of the mirror, because apparently you are "really hot and get all teh pussay!" It's not narcissistic at all, in fact... it's a perfect plan.
And about your first post, Jesus Christ you disgust me. Get the fuck off this "Self Discovery" trip. There is no such fucking thing, semantically it just doesn't make sense to "learn things about yourself". Furthermore, quit being a fucking pussy. "Oh no, I'm in an abusive relationship with a 5'4 100 lb girl (who's only a 5 or 6) that doesn't hurt me physically at all... but she takes a huge toll on my emotions. Yes, my fucking emotions." I hate you, I'm pissed.
Shining Knights
2004-12-19, 04:42 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Shining Knights
2004-12-19, 05:01 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Hades-Knight
2004-12-19, 05:27 PM
I'd hit it.
The guy, I mean.
Thanatos
2004-12-19, 06:22 PM
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn.
You don't fucking know me, prick. Who the fuck are you to assume what I do in my life? You get more pussy than I do yet you say "u r teh pimp," sure you do, you fuckin nerd. I wasn't a D2 mod. The only thing I do on the internet is visit this site and various NBA/Indiana Pacers forums. I like the reference to gay porn, though. :rolleyes: Who the fuck would bring that up unless he has homosexual tendencies?
Shining Knights
2004-12-19, 08:38 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Sovereign
2004-12-19, 09:11 PM
Flame forum. Give it some activity.
I rather care for something and give my life meaning than "man up" and let my dick head have the brains.
lol, i get more pussy than you can watch in porn. Don't believe me, ask Bob. I r teh pimp. I pick up chicks in the mall ALL the time, and a LOT of women think im teh sexy. But sure, be that kind of guy who just masturbates in his room to gay porn.
Bragging on a forum doesn't go far...sheesh
Hmm...best bet I think is to get genital herpes...It helps alot with breaking up if your that type a guy who breaks up right after having ... SEX!!!
Why is this in the WoW forum? Moved.
Thanatos
2004-12-20, 07:54 AM
Chill while you're ahead. Bash me, and I'll bash you right back fatty.
Once again, you assume shit. I'm 5'11" and 160, thank you very much. Seriously, try to "bash" me and see what it gets you, emo faggot.
Chill while you're ahead. Bash me, and I'll bash you right back fatty.
Just stop making an ass of yourself.
Whenever I think of ass, pre
Oh god no. :(
Mantralord
2004-12-20, 01:27 PM
Genital herpes rocks! I have it and I like popping the little pustules and drinking the yummy goodness inside.
Lenny
2004-12-20, 02:36 PM
Well, without girls, we'd be lost.
domolordy
2004-12-20, 02:41 PM
Lenny, shut the fuck up.
Thanatos
2004-12-20, 04:05 PM
Domolordy, shut the fuck up.
Mantralord
2004-12-20, 04:21 PM
Thanatos, open the abstinence down.
!King_Amazon!
2004-12-20, 04:24 PM
Mantralord,
Sovereign
2004-12-20, 04:27 PM
!King_Ama
Penny_Bags
2004-12-20, 05:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Shinto is a very unintelligent person... Or maybe he is so intelligent his brain makes him make completely incomprehensible (is that a word) posts... I think its the first one.
Fuck you, fuck emo, fuck all of the girls that have ever talked to you because they are senseless bitches, and quit defending yourself by saying "Oh I could rip you a new asshole, but I just don't want to (erection)"...
Fucking whiney bitch, can't decide whats harder; his attitude, his life, or his boner for poorly written music.
Thanatos
2004-12-20, 05:35 PM
Nicely put.
Penny_Bags
2004-12-20, 06:17 PM
Thanks, you can at least give Shinto one thing... he's so gay that I decided I needed to come back to put him in his place and now I'm back for good. Thanks Shinto!
Nothing wrong with having emotion, and caring more so than the average "male". I mean what is life to you?
Penny_Bags
2004-12-20, 09:56 PM
Whoever said I didn't have emotions? Anger is an emotion... I have that to spare. Just because someone bitches about their life and labels their favorite music as some blanket, retarded term like "Emo" doesn't mean that they are some deep, emotional person.
Victory is mine.
It is usually the more deep emotional people who listen to Emo. I listen to all kinds of music but Emo is my favorite becuase of the lyrics and feeling.
Yes, and those kinds of people tend to get beat up in school, made fun of for all their life, then go on a shooting spree in the middle of a crowded shopping mall then go to jail and be pounded in the ass for 10-15 because their whole life they were made fun of for being pussies and whining about how hard it is to have some random bitch you don't even know not want to go out with you.
Raziel
2004-12-22, 02:07 AM
It is usually the more deep emotional people who listen to Emo.
Actually, most of the time it's just whiny trend-leeches that think wearing a pair of Converse All-Stars and black-rimmed glasses will get them the acceptance and love they can't give themselves.
I'm pretty well-versed in this shit, because my younger brother is sadly one of them. He wears skintight neon pink sweaters and size-zero women's jeans. It's come to the point now where, in complete and brutal honesty, I'd be more comfortable with his situation if he'd just come out and say he's gay. It would at least give me some sort of explanation as to why he dresses like a 17-year old hooker.
I am actually a very deep emotional person, and I am the opposite. I get a long with everyone, never get beat up. The thing about me is if I am happy I am extremely happy and if I am sad I am extremely sad. Emo usually can match the extremity of my mood.
Yes most people who listen to Emo are like that. I moved to PA and they take it way to far, and I have noticed they all do these "depressions" and shit for attention. I totally can't stand them, but not all Emo people are so retarded. I beleive as much as they say they aren't following a crowd most of them by not following a crowd are actually following each other by being so. I will agree with you guys on some points. I just don't think having Emo type emotions is bad. If I wanted to be manly and get sex and what not I could... I just don't find anything out of it
Thanatos
2004-12-22, 02:29 PM
Seriously, who would want to be manly? I mean, come on, that is so 90's...
Identity Crisis!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/identity_crisis.gif
It's the year 2004 and nobody knows what's cool anymore! Drift aimlessly from one social trend to the next as you eventually find yourself converging to the ultra-hip world of box-framed glasses and studded belts known as "EMO." You have dyed-black hair that is engineered to look messy, but it's not spikey enough to be punk. You wear a skin-tight v-neck argyle sweater and black converse shoes--an amalgamation of old and new. You are a walking paradox. You are EMO.
You're not bound by the confines of traditional denominational religions, yet you're not confident enough to have an independent thought in that thick, vacuous skull of yours, so you dabble in trendy philosophies like Kabbalah and tribal mysticism. The game ends when you stop sucking manufactured cool from MTV's teat long enough to realize what a dumb son of a bitch you're being.
I love maddox.
Penny_Bags
2004-12-22, 06:41 PM
ACER. YOU MORON.
You are just completely wrong about everything you say and it's frustrating as hell. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO EMO TO BE "DEEP". IN FACT, LISTENING TO EMO DOES NOT MAKE YOU "DEEP". WTF does being "deep" even mean to you?! Why is being "deep" so fucking coveted? Maybe you should be "deep" and think about what you are fucking saying a bit.
zagggon
2004-12-22, 06:51 PM
lol shinto she looks like she would be fun in a room with the door closed XD
Closed, locked, and bolted.. that's the only way you'd keep her in the room.
How about not mix up how I say things... kthxbye
Hades-Knight
2004-12-23, 02:14 PM
OH SHIT SON, YOU DON'T SAY? (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32601&page=1&pp=20)
Thanatos
2004-12-23, 02:29 PM
Lmao, I don't really know how to respond to that? I guess I was a pussy-whipped bitch back then, but I was certainly not emo. I was in love, that's all.
So, Hades, have you PIITB lately?
Penny_Bags
2004-12-23, 11:33 PM
How about not mix up how I say things... kthxbye
That was an outstanding rebuttle, faggot. You could have at least answered the questions I posed to you.
Mantralord
2004-12-24, 10:08 AM
Hey acer is my friend imma take pics of me and him when he comes down to florida again and post on zelaron! k
Hades-Knight
2004-12-24, 08:39 PM
Hey acer is my friend imma take pics of me and him when he comes down to florida again and post on zelaron! k
I WISH I HAD FRIENDSA!!
Penny_Bags
2004-12-24, 09:46 PM
Does anyone else think that this thread should just be answered "Fuck them hard and leave them in a sewer."?
Hades-Knight
2004-12-24, 10:07 PM
for Great Justice!
Don't throw them in a sewer...keep them in a cage so you can fuck them more than once. That's the humane thing to do.
Shining Knights
2004-12-25, 09:43 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
"Yes" "because" "all" "gangstas" "wear" "aeropostale". Dipshit, this isn't even an insult coming someone who has likely cried himself to sleep because he got dumped.
Sovereign
2004-12-25, 10:04 AM
Anyone who starts to cry over music needs to see a therapist.
Emo stands for EMOTIONAL?!
ROFLOLAOKASSKMNSD
OMFG
Shining Knights
2004-12-25, 10:45 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Well, at least he's only putting words in your mouth.
We all know what you've been sticking in there.
Shining Knights
2004-12-25, 11:26 AM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Hades-Knight
2004-12-25, 12:02 PM
Slim, why don?t you shut your white-bitch ass up, and fucking grow up. FOR GOD SAKES YOU'RE A FUCKING PUNY LITTLE BITCH.
LOLZ!!!! YOU WHITE TOO FOOL, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT?
GG NO RE!
Yeah because hes my fucking bitch. You extremely correct Grav.
So putting his dick in your mouth makes him your bitch, huh? Must be an EMO thing.
I love how stupid you are, honestly. You have nothing on me, especially with all the bitchy ass whining you do to me about danielle. Even better was the time you thought you have schizophrenia because you were seeing little demons and they were telling you to do things. Fruit cake.
You're insulting me for being small and skinny, and I'm making fun of you for being dumb, whiny, and an overall pussywhipped bitch. Who's the real winner here?
HandOfHeaven
2004-12-25, 03:18 PM
What to do with them? Fuck 'em and run the fuck away.
Thanatos
2004-12-25, 08:01 PM
Lol, you're a fucking little kid. Why dont you stop letting your mommy cut your hair for you. Fucking bowl cut, thats fucking 70's ish. Man, you cant be a full fledge gangsta without a bald head dude! Also, who ever said I cried myself to sleep? Now you're just putting words in my mouth. Slim, why dont you shut your white-bitch ass up, and fucking grow up. FOR GOD SAKES YOU'RE A FUCKING PUNY LITTLE BITCH.
Grav. As I stated, I was just clarifying that Emo. isn't a style, its a feeling. And with that said, anyone can be EMO.
Shut the fuck up right now you dumb shit. You "make" no fucking "sense." Quit "adding" the damn "apostrophes" you stupid "queer."
Jesus Christ dude, don't you fucking see it? Nobody on here agrees with you except Acer and he's questioning his manhood himself. Give it up right now before you start making a bigger ass of yourself. (that's very hard to do :()
HandOfHeaven
2004-12-25, 08:39 PM
Shut the fuck up right now you dumb shit. You "make" no fucking "sense." Quit "adding" the damn "apostrophes" you stupid "queer."
Jesus Christ dude, don't you fucking see it? Nobody on here agrees with you except Acer and he's questioning his manhood himself. Give it up right now before you start making a bigger ass of yourself. (that's very hard to do :()
Yeah, what he said.
Vollstrecker
2004-12-27, 12:26 AM
There's an awful lot of speculation and half-assed assumptions in this thread. Continue, you make me laugh!
Thanatos
2004-12-27, 08:29 AM
There's an awful lot of speculation and half-assed assumptions in this thread. Continue, you make me laugh!
/me bows to the almighty Vollstrecker.
Vollstrecker
2004-12-27, 01:48 PM
I will merciful with you. You'll only spend 1000 years at the fringe of Hell. :D
Mantralord
2004-12-27, 10:51 PM
Hmm, I seem to have misplaced my pants.
Heres an article about "emo"
"Emo is STUPID. it's a scam. it's a markting tool fabricated by the recording industry to target jaded teens and twenty-somethings that used to listen to grunge-rock when it was "in." i've heard the bullshit over and over again- "Emo is a LIFESTYLE!" BULLSHIT. since when is a lifestyle classified by wearing a dirty cardigan sweater and staring at the ground as if to say "i'm sad and THAT'S COOL"??? buncha fucking sheep... these are the same goth/punk transplants you'll see sitting in your neighborhood Starbucks, (as every neighborhood now has one) debating for hours on end whether the new Alkaline Trio album has more substance than early Hey Mercedes material, while they cry into their soy-chai-double-mocha-latte-chinos (with extra sprinkles)... PLEASE.
now, don't get me wrong. some of the bands i listen to (unfortunately) get firmly poked with the red-hot "Emo" branding iron that the record industry and the general listening public are constantly keeping warm on the coals. however, i whole-heartedly disagree with this tag. i love Weezer, but they were around long before this "Emo" shit started, and the poor guys are tagged with this label. i'm just glad bands like Fleetwood Mac or Dave Matthews haven't been branded yet. or James Taylor. no one emotes like that motherfucker. his music is laden with romanticism. (i can't wait to go to his concert this month, with my Venezuelan love slave's head on my shoulder all night.)
Emo is NOT a genre of music. the rationale behind sticking bands in the Emo genre is that "sadness, love and even anger are common lyrical themes" really? WOW. how concise. there are shitloads upon shitloads of songs about being sad (the blues), angry (metal), and in love (Enrique Iglasias... except not). calling all songs about those subjects "Emo" is like calling all things that are green, "grass". what a load of shit.
unfortunately, Emo proliferates in today's music market. it's a sad state of affairs, but Emo, like the candle that was grunge rock, will eventualy die. and i'll be there to piss on the ashes. (i'm still waiting for rap music to do the same, but MTV just won't let it go...)
so cheer up, Emo kid. your loosery life isn't as bad as you think. stop crying, you're getting tears on your Converse All-Stars."
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