heaven vs. hell basketball game

[dmacfour]

hell would have the devil and hitler and other evil dead guys pitted against
jesus and moses and other holy guys.

[Demosthenes]

hell would have the devil and hitler and other evil dead guys pitted against
jesus and moses and other holy guys.

Like it was said in South Park, heaven has a population of ~1024, while hell is around 600 billion. Hell has all the ex-NBA players, including Wilt. Even Jesus can't beat Wilt (I'm Black Jesus, so I'd know). Hell wins, 185-12.

[dmacfour]

but noah would get all the heaven players in a boat and flood the arena knocking all of hell off its feet

[Demosthenes]

but noah would get all the heaven players in a boat and flood the arena knocking all of hell off its feet

Animals can't play basketball. Unless their first name is Bugs. And last name is Bunny.

[HandOfHeaven]

Jesus is all-powerful. End of story.

[dmacfour]

true that

[dmacfour]

hell cannot win when jesus comes in with a gatling gun and says, "you will all be terminated" and blows them all back to hell.

[Demosthenes]

hell cannot win when jesus comes in with a gatling gun and says, "you will all be terminated" and blows them all back to hell.

Have you heard of Wilt Chamberlain?

[Thanatos]

Are you guys fucking serious...

I mean really..

[HandOfHeaven]

"Yeah, well everyone knows that most of the people are stuck in Purgatory." (Catholics suck)

[dmacfour]

i am not catholic

[MightyJoe]

I wasn't sure that this thread could get off topic but somehow it has. Its sad either way.

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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

[dmacfour]

nothing is making sense