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KagomJack
2004-12-02, 07:08 PM
Today is Thursday. Children come for the play school at the high school for Child Development. Little 3 1/2 year-old named Stephen, whom all the high schoolers hate, is a problem child. Well, a senior named Nick came downstairs and simply said "Hi" to him. To this, Stephen replied "I'm gonna kick your ass." Well, simply put, not many 3 1/2 year-olds say "I'm gonna kick your ass." But hey, it's the devil's son in the form of a pre-schooler. So the topic I wish to have is: name a time when kids (they must be under 10) have said someting interesting or have said something along the lines of "the damnedest thing"

!King_Amazon!
2004-12-02, 07:10 PM
Why are you so gay?

Hades-Knight
2004-12-02, 07:11 PM
Pedophile warning!

KagomJack
2004-12-02, 07:30 PM
That's just wrong dude...it's not even along the lines of funny.

KA: I found the situation almost amusing and was wondering if anything similar occured to other people.

Shining Knights
2004-12-02, 07:34 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Dar_Win
2004-12-02, 07:45 PM
King_Amazon!: Why are you so gay?

-=Rico-GP=-
2004-12-02, 07:47 PM
Cosby: So little boy what do you like to play?
Kid: POKEMON!

!King_Amazon!
2004-12-02, 07:58 PM
Pedophile warning!

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-=Rico-GP=-
2004-12-02, 10:15 PM
Fuck Yeah!!!

PureRebel
2004-12-03, 04:29 PM
of course u like that.. your a michael jackson fan.. and he is a child lover.

-=Rico-GP=-
2004-12-03, 06:22 PM
He has no face.

kaos
2004-12-03, 08:18 PM
But moves his body in a delicate and sexy way...just like mr. jackson.

Draco2003
2004-12-04, 03:13 PM
Actually thats nothing compared to this kid. Let me start off by saying that my grandma's boyfriend was going to sell me a GMC Jimmy, but I had never seen one up close. So, anyways me and my brothers were walking to a friends house and one of my brothers saw a baby blazer, and pointed it out. there were some kids outside playing (3 if i remember) and one was silent, one was bragging, "and look we got a 4.5 liter v6, 200 hp, Ford F-250!" (whatever the specs are). and we were like yeah thats cool! and the other kid, under 2 YEARS OLD, said get the fuck outta here, Imma kick your ass if you don't shut up, Shut your fuckin mouth! I was shocked, i never heard a kid so young say such evil and harsh words. I immediatley labeld the kid hick. he had to be.

kaos
2004-12-04, 03:58 PM
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PureRebel
2004-12-04, 04:35 PM
But moves his body in a delicate and sexy way...just like mr. jackson.

he just dances like the man with the plastic nose.. its not sexy! ur just.. ..just.. forget it..

kaos
2004-12-04, 05:00 PM
Teh Thirteen eighty seven?

-=Rico-GP=-
2004-12-04, 06:36 PM
yeah boy shake that ass.

oops i mean girl. Girl. girl. girl. girl you know you're my world.

Thanatos
2004-12-05, 07:04 AM
That'd be real trippy if I was high..