sabatoge

[dmacfour]

how can i go about sabatoging my computer with out my dad finding out

[Sovereign]

Shock the hd to submission!. Or put magnets to it.


Moved to chat forum.

Btw., this is a stupid idea.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Take the power supply away and put the case back on. He'll never know.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

GET a sig sov.

[dmacfour]

it wont let me get one

[undeadzombieguy]

What I did was change the voltage of the power supply while the computer was on (little button on the back of the power supply, not on all of them I think), it fried the power supply and mobo. First time I blew it up on purpose, second time it just happened, suddenly smoke started comming out of my pc, my mobo was melting...

[dmacfour]

i will change the voltage and let someone else turn it on so i can't be blamed. He he he

[Mantralord]

I think a good power supply will shut off if it detects the wrong current...

[dmacfour]

my power supply is crap it came out of a compaq

[kaos]

Look at this picture closely and you'll finde your ansewer:

http://www.raven1.net/badicons.jpg

[!King_Amazon!]

Unplug your computer, take it to wherever your washer/dryer is, plug it directly into the wall and turn it on. Turn your washer/dryer on and off a few times, it should surge and fry your power supply. Happened to my buddy's computer a few times before he found out it was a washing machine/dryer outside of his room causing it. I told him to plug it into a surge protector and he's never had the problem since.

[Demosthenes]

Unplug your computer, take it to wherever your washer/dryer is, plug it directly into the wall and turn it on. Turn your washer/dryer on and off a few times, it should surge and fry your power supply. Happened to my buddy's computer a few times before he found out it was a washing machine/dryer outside of his room causing it. I told him to plug it into a surge protector and he's never had the problem since.

Why, in the name of fuck, would you want to sabotage your dad's computer?

[Mantralord]

Why, in the name of fuck, would you want to sabotage your dad's computer?

I thought you were Jesus...you're supposed to know about the sins of man given that you sacrificed your life to remove the sins of man...

But you're not Jesus.

[Demosthenes]

I thought you were Jesus...you're supposed to know about the sins of man given that you sacrificed your life to remove the sins of man...

But you're not Jesus.

You're confusing me with god, stupid! God hath made it so I donth know everything thus happenseth.

[!King_Amazon!]

He thinks his dad will buy a new better computer if he fries the one he has now.

[Mantralord]

You're confusing me with god, stupid! God hath made it so I donth know everything thus happenseth.

Just shut up before I start claiming I'm Jesus.

[!King_Amazon!]

Jesus wasn't gay. You are quite gay.

[Demosthenes]

Just shut up before I start claiming I'm Jesus.

But I am Jesus.

[!King_Amazon!]

Both of you shut the fuck up.

I'm Jesus.

[dmacfour]

jesus cant be gay you evil bastard :mad:

[Demosthenes]

jesus cant be gay you evil bastard :mad:

Uh-oh, KA. He just called you gay.

[dmacfour]

:grin: :mad: :cry: :( :D :killgrin: :confused: :x ^_^ ^^ :o :mad: :mad: o_O

[dmacfour]

i called nobody gay

[Demosthenes]

i called nobody gay

Well, then you're saying he's not Jesus. Which is correct, because I am.

[!King_Amazon!]

Jesus wasn't black.

[`Insolence`]

A PSU won't fry your board just by flipping a switch... there's no way in hell.

Maybe 10 years ago before power supplies didn't have detection (or did they...?) but definitely not now. The best way is to just put the shit in a microwave, like Sov suggested magnets, but only if you have scientific grade magnets... it takes a big magnet to fry a HDD.

[!King_Amazon!]

Well the washing machine/dryer outside of my friend's room succeeded in cooking his power supply three times I believe. He had to buy a new one each time.

[`Insolence`]

PSU, if it's a shitty one, maybe.

But definitely not mobo/processor/anything really valuable.

[dmacfour]

PSU, if it's a shitty one, maybe.

But definitely not mobo/processor/anything really valuable.
you can bet its shitty. its one of those gay compaq things.

[`Insolence`]

Gay compaq things?

Ok... still won't fry it? Just put parts of it in the microwave/tape metal in there to short circuit it.

[Lenny]

What??? You are crazy.

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I might as well answer. Delete all programs --> Start, Settings, Control Panel, Add/Remove Programs --> and get rid of them all.

Then, I don't know. Go into My Computer, and select lots of random files that luck extremely important, and delete them.

Then download lots of viruses, spyware etc. and blame it on your sister. Supposing you have a sister. If not, blame it on anyone in the house that is younger than you, and stupider.

Or just go to it with a sledge hammer. Either way is fun.

[!King_Amazon!]

You could open it up and take out your bios battery thingy.

[dmacfour]

that would just screw up the time

[dmacfour]

i am in luck i do have a sister

[`Insolence`]

Don't double post Woody.

And taking out the battery would not let the computer start at all... on my old PC it went out and it would not properly boot.

[Lenny]

Younger or older?

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Do you have...no, wouldn't work.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

how can i go about sabatoging my computer with out my dad finding out
Buy a cheap ass critical part, even a hdd, from eBay, replace it with the one you have now, fry THAT. He wont know the difference. If he doesn't buy a new pc, you can always replace it with the old one and you'll still have a pc. And if he does, you have an extra hdd to add to your shiny new pc for additional space.

[Hades-Knight]

i am in luck i do have a sister


We are going to need pictures in order to fully evaluate your situation :nerd:

[Demosthenes]

You do realize that she's most probably eight, don't you?

[dmacfour]

actually she is 13

[!King_Amazon!]

Bleh, kinda old for me.

[dmacfour]

she is fricken annoying

[Lenny]

For some reason that got a laugh out of me. Oh well.

[KagomJack]

that's right! JESUS WAS GODDAMNED ARABIC!

But as for sabotaging your father's comp, dmac, that's pretty damn stupid.

And KA's comment was funny.

[dmacfour]

its dmac not dmca

:Postal:

[KagomJack]

whatever dude.

I honestly couldn't give a fuck. But I edited before you posted.

[`Insolence`]

Wow.

Talk about a tight ass.

[KagomJack]

yeah, that's me. Tight-assed...

But the whole premise this dmac person is going for is just plainly idiotic. The politician thread, this thread. It's only a monument of a debacle of stupidity.

[Thanatos]

its dmac not dmca

:Postal:

dmca HI2u ell oh ell. u are funy, u knoe?

:rofl: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

[KagomJack]

omg, lawlz! h3 15 73h fu|\| |\|y!~

[`Insolence`]

Idiot-fest?

[dmacfour]

the politician thread was a joke

[Dr. Geekstar]

i would pull out the wires going from your motherboard to your power-button... i once did that with my brother... he never knew what it was --> Harmless but fun

[HandOfHeaven]

Please post nekked pics of your sister! Kekekekekekekeke

[dmacfour]

i could call you a perv but everybody will post stupid replies insulting my inteligence

[HandOfHeaven]

teh nekked pix 4 us @ zel plz! kekekekekekekekekekkee peeekay!

[dmacfour]

misa send nosa nudsa pixa

[HandOfHeaven]

hav u eva fuxxord ur sistr? if i had a sistr i wood do it...

[dmacfour]

again with the pervness

[HandOfHeaven]

dos ur sistr hav big b00bi3s????? l337!???!?!??!


wootzor

[dmacfour]

absolutlys nots

[HandOfHeaven]

is she t1ght?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

[dmacfour]

how would i know

[HandOfHeaven]

Your sig sucks.


I though you said you had fucked her before....

[dmacfour]

i agree with you my sig sucks im going to get a new one

[HandOfHeaven]

I though you said you had fucked her before....
i agree with you...
Sweet. Now can I sabotage your sister or not?

[dmacfour]

i dont care

[KagomJack]

HoH = funny
Dmac = pathetic

53|\|d 73h |\|3kk1d p1(5 70 H0H

[HandOfHeaven]

Is she good in bed or not?

[dmacfour]

how would i know

[HandOfHeaven]

Sweet. Now can I sabotage your sister or not?
Need I say more?

[HandOfHeaven]

You said you fucked her and she had huge hooters and was super tight...

[dmacfour]

i know
kbghnsdfn;sdlfh

[HandOfHeaven]

I'll see you guys later. Dinner is on the table, and if I hurry I can still eat out your sister.

[`Insolence`]

I go to the same school as Dmac, I'll put one in his sister fer ya.

[Demosthenes]

that's right! JESUS WAS GODDAMNED ARABIC!



Dude, Jesus was so goddamned black it's not even funny. He met my great-great etc. etc. Granddaddy once, and he said, "Niqqa gimme yo do' befo' I done bust an arrowhead in yo' black ass. " I'm not even joking. A little known fact about Jesus Christ is, he not only invented Christianity, he also invented the Bloods. In case you don't know they are in an all-out war with the Crips.

[Dr. Geekstar]

HEY YOU, WHAT DID YOU DO TO mjordan2nd ????

[dmacfour]

it was the little green men with pointy heads and big guns

[KagomJack]

You, madam, are an idiot.

[dmacfour]

he he he he

[Lenny]

May I ask, which one is you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/imagedump/9343.jpg

Are you the little fat one with the moustache???

Or am I fantasising (sp?) again?

Or are you the one in pink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/imagedump/3480.jpg

Or the other one in pink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/littlebritain_3.jpg

I really can't tell anymore. Oh well...

[dmacfour]

you, are a sick bastard

[Lenny]

Oh deary...

[dmacfour]

What does any of this have to do with sabatoge?

[`Insolence`]

Spam is legal here, pal.

We already answered your question about 10 different ways.

[dmacfour]

i know.
dawn 7 character rule

[dmacfour]

i said damn not dawn

[!King_Amazon!]

Double posting isn't legal.

[Thanatos]

What the hell is this guy on? It sounds like he's strung out on crack or something, he can't possibly be this retarded.

[dmacfour]

he man i cant be on crack, cause my dad is a fricken probation officer and he only lets me on the computer for 2 hours a day on weekends and 1 hour on weekdays.

[dmacfour]

you are really god damn annoying

[01100001]

I could call you a pervert but everybody will post stupid replies insalting my intelligence.

Need I say more?

[KagomJack]

Sometimes I think he's this guy from my school, who shall remain nameless, who's about as dumb as shit. Got our PSATs back today, he only did better than 2% of all Juniors who took this test...

But you don't have to be on crack to be as retarded as Dmac

[dmacfour]

but you see, i have a gpa of 3.8 and an IQ of 120.

[KagomJack]

but you see, i have a gpa of 3.8 and an IQ of 120.
no need to lie to us! you can tell us that you really have a gpa of 1.9 and an IQ of 78

[dmacfour]

I don't lie about how smart I am.

[`Insolence`]

DMAC, or Woody as we call him (real name is David) quit bragging on the internet.

I know you're not that smart, you're hardly doing well in the classes we have together.

[Thanatos]

he man i cant be on crack, cause my dad is a fricken probation officer and he only lets me on the computer for 2 hours a day on weekends and 1 hour on weekdays.

Oh, now that I know how much time you spend on the computer really puts me in my place. You can't possibly do crack, heh, I mean.. you're only on the computer for an hour on weekdays!

[KagomJack]

It's sad when you have to lie about your intelligence level...very sad. And I thought I was pathetic...

[Thanatos]

You are, numbnuts.

[dmacfour]

if i really had an IQ of 78 i wouldn't know how to use this computer and i would be in the alternative school

[KagomJack]

Which you should be. I'm sure that the educated monkey assigned to you is helping you type to a first-grader level.

[dmacfour]

KagomJack=Gay dumbass

[!King_Amazon!]

Just because you have a low IQ wouldn't mean you can't use a computer.

[dmacfour]

well great i dont have a low IQ

[KagomJack]

Hooray, I'm gay!

[01100001]

but you see, i have a gpa of 3.8 and an IQ of 120.

Only 120? Thats almost sad... Hell I got 133 and I got bored after the 7th page and randomly selected answers.

[KagomJack]

I haven't seen you post enough to actually make an evaluation on that...

[Thanatos]

Only 120? Thats almost sad... Hell I got 133 and I got bored after the 7th page and randomly selected answers.

It doesn't make you cool when you brag about your IQ. :rolleyes:

[dmacfour]

dude, I'm not bragging.

[Lenny]

SHit, and I've got all this smart comments all worked out an all.

[Thanatos]

dude, I'm not bragging.

You are a fucking moron. Look at who I replied to and quoted. Does it say dmacfour? No? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[!King_Amazon!]

Sabatoge.

[dmacfour]

ok ill shut up

[Thanatos]

I wish everything was that easy..

[Demosthenes]

120 is not at all low. It's better than average. Now, judging by this thread, I highly doubt that you have an IQ such as you claim. Why? Well, first of all, almost everyone tends to exaggerate their IQ from anywhere from 10-20 points. Secondly, look at this inane idea you're trying to push. Sabotaging your father's computer so you can get a new one? That has to be the stupidest idea I've ever heard. First of all, it's just about as selfish as you can get, considering you're damaging something that's not your in the first place, you ungreatful sack of crap. You should be thankful to your father for providing your undeserving ass with a computer. Instead your scheming of ways to get a new one? Open your fucking eyes and be happy with what you have, if you're too fucking stupid to think of a better way to request your father for a new computer.

[dmacfour]

I'm serious. last year you would of been lucky to get a peep out of me. I guess its all popping out of me this year. I think I've been talking too much and for no reason.

[dmacfour]

It was just an idea, I wasn't acually going to do it. Plus, right after I started the thread a long while back I did think it was a stupid idea.

[KagomJack]

I'm happy to have my computer. What's cool was I didn't have to ask for it. I got it because I helped my mom not pay 1500+ dollars in tuition fees. Do stuff like that for your dad, Dmac, and he MIGHT get a new comp for you. Highly doubt it, but never hurts to do something nice for family.

[dmacfour]

i'll take that advice.

[dmacfour]

you cant judge intelligence by performance in a class that bores me to tears.

[Sovereign]

Yes he can.

[!King_Amazon!]

No, actually, that would measure achievement, not intelligence.

[Sovereign]

Yes it can.

[Dr. Geekstar]

It doesn't make you cool when you brag about your IQ. :rolleyes:

well i have an IQ of 146 and i suck at school and i suck even more at social life :(
they say i'm smart, and i believed them goddammit

[`Insolence`]

The next person who posts their IQ gets a link to tubgirl.

I'm serious about this.

Tubgirl.

[Thanatos]

I have an IQ of 349. Link me.

[dmacfour]

the only reason I posted my IQ was because of the attempts by certain people to degrade my sanity.

[KagomJack]

degrading your sanity has nothing to do with Intelligence Quotient.

[dmacfour]

Oh well, it sounds cool.

[KagomJack]

...........

You really are a dumbass, you know that?

[dmacfour]

I think you got your point across a long time ago.

[KagomJack]

I'll fucking reiterate it again.

You
Are
A
Dumbass

[dmacfour]

You can stop that now.

[KagomJack]

I'll resume when I return from my vacation :D

[dmacfour]

Your just mean.

[KagomJack]

It only hurts because it's true <3

[dmacfour]

Is I said a long time ago, this is getting old.

[dmacfour]

It's(as I said)

[KagomJack]

Correction: As I said a long time ago, this is getting old.

I must commend you on your better grammar this time!

[dmacfour]

How about we just stop insulting each other.

[`Insolence`]

the only reason I posted my IQ was because of the attempts by certain people to degrade my sanity.

Stop trying to use 'big words' (being articulate), what you said doesn't make sense.

[Lenny]

Why stop? It's brightening up my day to no end.

You know what? I'd probably kill for a new computer (of my own). My current one is so old, it doesn't even have a serial port. Everything is p2 connectors etc. It has a 16 MB RAM, and 600MB Hard-disk.

And here you are, thinking you are hard done by. With people seemingly at every turn trying to "degrade your sanity". So what? I've had it for the past 4 years and I don't give a shit! And last night, one of my best friends made a move on someone I was making a move on. But did I give a shit? Of course not. I was pissed out of my skull. And the sad thing is, I'm only 14 and this is all happening to me.

I've strayed slightly from the point here. Erm...oh yes. My advice to you, if advice can be given from a 14 year old to a 16 year old, is learn to fucking live with it.

[khwiii]

how can i go about sabatoging my computer with out my dad finding out


Take a piece of wire. Strip the insulation off of both ends. (Leave the middle insulated for your own protection.) Open the case. Turn it on. Start randomly draggint both ends of the wire over the different resistors, diodes & capacitors. Eventually you'll short something out. Board level troubleshooting is much harder then just a power supply or card.

[Thanatos]

And here you are, thinking you are hard done by. With people seemingly at every turn trying to "degrade your sanity". So what? I've had it for the past 4 years and I don't give a shit! And last night, one of my best friends made a move on someone I was making a move on. But did I give a shit? Of course not. I was pissed out of my skull. And the sad thing is, I'm only 14 and this is all happening to me.

I'm gonna be blunt when I say this: You're a fucking moron.

[`Insolence`]

Yeah Lenny, you just made a total ass of yourself. IF you want a new computer, work for about a MONTH (not that long...) and you can get a very nice computer from Dell for about 300 dollars.

Great suggestion, khwiii.

[Lenny]

I always do.

[Penny_Bags]

Jesus wasn't black.
Neither is MJ

[Thanatos]

MJ isn't 13, either.