What The Fuck?!?

[Titusfied]

I had a huge party at my apartment tonight, and all kinds of shit got fucked up.. Not literally, I mean relationship wise... Like, everything.. even completely out of the blue, obscure shit. I really can't even go into detail tonight, but a lot of really bad, and really cool, and really good shit happened. I'm still trying to get over one of them right now, which is why I can't fall asleep.. :(

Too much drama. It was like highschool, but with no inhibitions, responsibility, and curfew. ;)

[Death]

It was like highschool, but with no inhibitions, responsibility, and curfew. ;)
Awesome o_O

[Thanatos]

We're supposed to have those things in High School..? Where the fuck have I been?

[Medieval Bob]

That's cool... sorta. I'm sure it sucked mostly (at least it does right now) as it usually is the way those things go.

I always feel a little... distanced when there's a lot of drama going on. It just seems too much like bad tv to be reality.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, and the influence of alcohol/drugs doesn't help situations such as these at all.

[Thanatos]

It can make things more comical, though. Watching a drunk person hit on a sober person is one of the funniest things to watch.

[Grav]

Sounds like my physics class.

Amadeus.. amadeus...

Amadeus.. amadeus...

[Mantralord]

Sounds like my physics class.

Amadeus.. amadeus...

Amadeus.. amadeus...

Amdeus Amadeus *danananana* amadeus amadeus *danananana* amadeus amadeus oh oh oh amadeus!

COME AND ROCK ME AMADEUS.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Drama fag. :(

[Titusfied]

Basically:

1. I hooked up with an Ex, which was good. She still has a boyfriend, which is bad. We had a good long talk about getting back together, but never finalized anything. It was good and bad.

2. My roommate's girlfriend's best friend was throwing up in my room. So I put her on the bed, then she decided to take her pants and panties off and wanted me to fuck her. Of course, at this point, the Ex walks in... I didn't want to hit it anyway.

3. I get in a huge arguement with the Ex because it looked terrible. Absolutely terrible.

4. The new female roommate I told you guys about had her boyfriend there. She decided to hook up with one of my other roommates. The black one. While her boyfriend was passed out. Everyone saw it. She said it was forced, and she persists on crying for the rest of the night. We didn't tell her boyfriend about this. Yet.

5. Some jackass I didn't know decided to rub the rubber from the bottom of his shoes on the walls outside the bathroom on the second floor.. Of course I saw this, and kicked his ass. It was broken up, but not before I tuned him up and threw him down the 3 step doorway entrance. That was fun.

6. Another roommate fell down the third floor stairs all hammered and got a concussion. He was fucked up most of the night after that, and is doing better now. That was scary. Then after we realized he was fine, that turned into extreme comedy gold.

That is the basic jist of it. I'd say all in all there was about 75 or so heads in my house. It was defintely a good time. Lots of hoes in this house!

[Grav]

Bring me next time, for the love of god.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Drama at parties sucks. =/ Weak.
Cheating also sucks. :(

[Hades-Knight]

Bring me next time, for the love of god.


No fatties allowed

[Lenny]

Can I come instead then???

Last time I went to a party it was...my...4th Birthday Party.

[Titusfied]

Hah, ok grown up. It happens all the time. It's actually the spice of life. In my case, it isn't exactly cheating, since we have such a history, but technically it is I guess.. My roommate though, that was just straight up ganksta cheating.

[HandOfHeaven]

Sounds like an awesome party, despite what happened. Last night I slept over at a friends house, and we got drunk, smoked some cigars, and just sat around playing Grand Theft Auto III for a good while. All-nighters are fun, especially with alcohol.

[Hades-Knight]

Oh man I rememebr all nighters with a bunch of people , an n64 and a bunch of gmes like goldeneye, mario party, mario kart......good times

[Mantralord]

Oh man I rememebr all nighters with a bunch of people , an n64 and a bunch of gmes like goldeneye, mario party, mario kart......good times

I remember a few all-nighters I had with a couple guys...I'd make each one moan so hard...

[SurrealWaking]

*sigh* I almost miss the good all-nighters. Especially the ones with Mantra. I don't drink or anything, though.

[Medieval Bob]

My roommate's girlfriend's best friend was throwing up in my room. So I put her on the bed, then she decided to take her pants and panties off and wanted me to fuck her.

She was probably just trying to make it up to you for throwing up in your room.

[Grav]

I'm surprised you can still even post on Zelaron. Are your parents selling food stamps to pay for AOL now?

[zeal311]

I dare someone to find one thread that Mantra has posted in in the past month that does not have some kind of gay sexual innuendo in it.

[platnum]

She was probably just trying to make it up to you for throwing up in your room.

I thought the exact same thing.


There is a huge house party tonight. Like everyone in my high school is going, fun times. :)

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I'm going to a huge ass party in Oakland. So there will be a lot of niggers there. Which is good, because nigger-bitches know how to ride dick very well. :)
And they're all sluts (niggers), so that's good. <3

[Grav]

Oak town nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

[SurrealWaking]

That's just too hard, Zeal. It's quite impossible. Unless the floor tiles are female, which is unlikely. ^_^

[Lenny]

You know how in the weird Languages like French etc. they give objects genders? Well, in French and German, Floor tiles are female. Does that count?

[HandOfHeaven]

No, you lose 15 points. Your score is now -1099044579735703757.
KTHXDIE!

[SurrealWaking]

I dunno...maybe he should get half points? Like. -500830570239850235 instead?

[Lenny]

I don't get it.

Last time points came up, I gained one from Grav. then lost it. Leaving my score at the highest any Zel. member had had it. 0. Though I had had 1. OK, the second highest a Zel. member had had it. What gave???

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Parties are only ever really good, if good things happen. And all the shit that should happen, doesn't.

[Grav]

Just in case you're confused, you are WAY in the negatives now. You're somewhere with D3v.

[Thanatos]

Whatever happened to that racist bastard?

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Someone saw that picture of him and they decided to take the law into their own hands...

I don't really think anyone is missing him.

[Titusfied]

It's hard sticking around places where people won't give you much of a chance.

[Medieval Bob]

Sometimes, after a first and second chance has been given, people find it hard to give half a flying fuck about a person.

[Mantralord]

So where's that pic of himself he posted? I wanna see what he looks like.

[Penny_Bags]

Just in case you're confused, you are WAY in the negatives now. You're somewhere with D3v.
Where am I?

[HandOfHeaven]

I bet a lot of the D2 nerds that type in l337 all the time are gender-confused.

[Thanatos]

Where am I?

-69, fucking ho.

[Penny_Bags]

Doubt it. Fight me.