Floor tile fetish...

[Mantralord]

Yea, so I have a floor tile fetish...hardwood, linoleum, marble, etc. I drill holes in them and stick my dick through and fuck them. I love smearing my cum all over them. Oh man, put em in the freezer and fuck em cold for an extra kick.


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[`Insolence`]

And then you woke up and realized it was your uncle.

[Adrenachrome]

And then you woke up and realized it was your uncle.

*sister

ten

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[`Insolence`]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Cookie?

The Jew screams when you put it in the oven!

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[PureRebel]

sister.
~~

10!!

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[Tyrannicide]

Sister bitch.

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[Sovereign]

Roof shingle.

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[SurrealWaking]

yum...floor tiles...those are my favorite.

[Mantralord]

Floor tile.

[Sovereign]

Cement Flooring.

[Lenny]

.elit roolF

!taht no kcuS

.drow enO

!!!RETSIS

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.gniroolf tnemec ni seloh llird t'naC

.skcarc tsuj tI

[Thanatos]

Fuck you, asshole.

[Mantralord]

FLOOR TILE SHURIKEN!!! Like in that episode of naruto...oh wait it was Roof Tile Shuriken...

kajskl;fjasl;dfasd

[Lenny]

Did you know that Potatoes are called Spuds, because in Southern Ireland, they used a spade with a very small, but long blade, that they called a Spud. So the name stuck for Potatoes.

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Bathroom Wall Tiles.

[HandOfHeaven]

You're fucking retarded. I hope mantralord injects semen into you to fulfill your fantasy...And probably his...

[Mantralord]

You're fucking retarded. I hope mantralord injects semen into you to fulfill your fantasy...And probably his...

Nononono say squirt instead of inject coz inject suggest my penis is as thin as a needle but it really is as thick as a professional turkey baster. So squirt.

[SurrealWaking]

Now I really want a rampaging sex life with you.

[Thanatos]

I swear to God this kid is gay.

[HandOfHeaven]

You think? He's made so many references to being gay with mantralord it's not even funny.

[Thanatos]

Yup, straight up queer.

[SurrealWaking]

Buwahahahaha! You have only half figured me out. I am half-gay, y0!

[Lenny]

How so?

Are you half-full of gayness. Or half-empty??

[Mantralord]

"mantralord" is another word for "homogenized."

-23432453458 pnts k i win

[Slim]

...HE'S BISEXUAL.


Does that clear it up for you?

[Thanatos]

Jesus Christ, who the fuck is advertising Zelaron on govteen.com?

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Lenny]

Him himhimhimmhimhimm

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It wasn't me.

Little question, what has this gotta do with floor tiles??

Mantra, name your favourite brand of floor tiles. Your absolute favourite.

[SurrealWaking]

What the hell is govteen.com?

[Thanatos]

Hrm, how about you try typing it in your browser?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Hrm, how about you try typing it in your browser?
Because, Thanatos, that could backfire.