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Titusfied
2004-11-04, 09:23 PM
DOMINO155 (11:17:34 PM): Yo, do you think I';m white?>
jimiVoodoo323 (11:17:39 PM): no
jimiVoodoo323 (11:17:42 PM): you are pretty black
DOMINO155 (11:17:52 PM): Nah, I'm serious
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:03 PM): me too
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:07 PM): i heard you were black
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:12 PM): you live in philly
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:14 PM): they dont have white people
DOMINO155 (11:18:41 PM): I'ma ganksta nigga
DOMINO155 (11:18:43 PM): yo
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:50 PM): lol
jimiVoodoo323 (11:18:59 PM): im not that stupid... i know slim sent you
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:04 PM): he's under the impression that he has be tricked
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:10 PM): me*
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:19 PM): tell him you tricked me
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:23 PM): and im going to go commit suicide
DOMINO155 (11:19:33 PM): Say it then
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:41 PM): fine
DOMINO155 (11:19:41 PM): so I don't have to fabricate an IM log
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:46 PM): if it helps the cause
DOMINO155 (11:19:46 PM): hold one
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:50 PM): no way you are really black?
DOMINO155 (11:19:56 PM): hold on
jimiVoodoo323 (11:19:58 PM): hahaha
DOMINO155 (11:20:03 PM): Yo, do you think I';m white?>
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:10 PM): uhhhh
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:13 PM): i thought so
DOMINO155 (11:20:18 PM): Seriously though, do you?
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:27 PM): yeah like... i saw your pic and stuff
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:29 PM): is it real?
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:34 PM): wtf
DOMINO155 (11:20:49 PM): Hahahaahahahaha, that's my neighbor, but don't tell anyone
jimiVoodoo323 (11:20:57 PM): hahahaha
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:02 PM): hahahaha.... woww....
DOMINO155 (11:21:05 PM): Yeah, seroiudly
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:08 PM): thats crazy
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:14 PM): are you like... real ghetto black
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:19 PM): or like mjordan2nd black
DOMINO155 (11:21:25 PM): I'm a black nigger
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:46 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH (cut this part out i cant contain my laughter)
DOMINO155 (11:21:49 PM): lol
DOMINO155 (11:21:53 PM): lol
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:56 PM): "im a black nigger"
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:58 PM): that was awesome
DOMINO155 (11:22:06 PM): I almost kdied too
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:10 PM): hahaha
DOMINO155 (11:22:10 PM): lol
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:11 PM): wow
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:15 PM): the eagles
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:16 PM): holy shit
DOMINO155 (11:22:24 PM): Holy shit
DOMINO155 (11:22:28 PM): I am BLACK!!!!!!!
DOMINO155 (11:22:31 PM): DAMNIT
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:31 PM): hahahaha
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:35 PM): fine...
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:37 PM): you are black
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:38 PM): now
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:40 PM): about those eagles
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:43 PM): and how the bengals arent very good
DOMINO155 (11:22:44 PM): I foole dyou
DOMINO155 (11:22:45 PM): I mean
DOMINO155 (11:22:50 PM): Convinnced you
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:54 PM): yeah
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:55 PM): you did
DOMINO155 (11:22:57 PM): Perfect
jimiVoodoo323 (11:22:59 PM): im inferior obviously
DOMINO155 (11:23:00 PM): Now those eaagles
DOMINO155 (11:23:03 PM): Of course
jimiVoodoo323 (11:23:11 PM): they'll be 15-1
jimiVoodoo323 (11:23:19 PM): they have to get through the bengals
jimiVoodoo323 (11:23:29 PM): and thats impossible
DOMINO155 (11:23:35 PM): Hahahahahahaha
DOMINO155 (11:23:38 PM): They suck
DOMINO155 (11:23:42 PM): Wait\
DOMINO155 (11:23:45 PM): Zelaron thread

Penny_Bags
2004-11-04, 09:24 PM
Hahah... Slim is trying to tell me he is black... it's funny.

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:25 PM
Why the unholy fuck don't you believe me anyway?

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:25 PM
This is amazing guys, because I am black too. Let's all go hit up an NAACP meeting.

Time to get spinning rims for my pants

Sovereign
2004-11-04, 09:27 PM
He's as black as they come, penny.

Titusfied
2004-11-04, 09:27 PM
I'm a black nigger!

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:28 PM
I'm so black, I have a belt buckle that says "Git R Done" and a shirt with the confederate flag on it.

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 09:32 PM
I'm black...

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:33 PM
Do you have a hat that says "It's lynchin' time!" too?

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:37 PM
No, but it's tattooed on my ass. Your mom loves saying it.

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:38 PM
Just before she chokes you with a twinky in a condom, right?

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:39 PM
You can't even spell chokes.

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:41 PM
....I think you need a new set of glasses Grav. That or you could just removed the ass juice from that pair you have on now. What did I tell you about eating asshole, you sick sick fucker?

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 09:41 PM
You can't even spell chokes.

Hipocracy!! (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?p=469406&highlight=hipocracy#post469406)

Sovereign
2004-11-04, 09:42 PM
You talked to grav about eating assholes? Eww?

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:42 PM
Your home site!! (www.govteen.com)

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:43 PM
You're one to talk...it was your asshole he was eating.

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 09:44 PM
You're one to talk...it was your asshole he was eating.

My home site. (www.nba.com)

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:45 PM
Sov, it's lynchin' time!!

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 09:46 PM
Sov, it's lynchin' time!!

It's the lynchin' fatsos. (No offense to you, Sov)

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:46 PM
Your home! (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32504&highlight=house)

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:48 PM
I moved. Up into yo mama.

OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:49 PM
Sorry, my mother isn't large enough to harbor a freight tanker.

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 09:51 PM
I moved. Up into yo mama.

OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

By "yo momma" do you mean fat camp?

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:54 PM
HATE CRIME

Slim
2004-11-04, 09:54 PM
I feel bad for your floorboards. :(

Demosthenes
2004-11-04, 10:53 PM
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:19 PM): or like mjordan2nd black


The hell does that mean?

undeadzombieguy
2004-11-05, 01:48 AM
Like a bounty (http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/goodwoods.safeshopper.com/images/bl0nv3jh.jpg)

I'm brown!

Randuin
2004-11-05, 08:12 AM
I'm pretty sure, that deep down... We're all black...

DaFrigginDoctah
2004-11-05, 09:06 AM
That really had no humor to it at all. </3

Titusfied
2004-11-05, 09:35 AM
Neither does yo momma!

DaFrigginDoctah
2004-11-05, 09:43 AM
I know, that's why I cut the bitch into pieces and buried her in 24 Jack In The Box large bags that were convienently laying around.

Oh, and, yo momma wears combat boots to bed!

Mantralord
2004-11-05, 11:44 AM
I'm black. When I go to the movies I like to yell "Aw hell naw" at the screen in an attempt to be stereotypically funny.

Thanatos
2004-11-05, 01:15 PM
jimiVoodoo323 (11:21:19 PM): or like mjordan2nd black


The hell does that mean?

You know.. like white-black. He was asking if Titus was white-black.

Demosthenes
2004-11-05, 01:21 PM
I'm not white black!!! I'm black-black!

Grav
2004-11-05, 01:22 PM
Oh, so you're racist against mulattos huh?

Demosthenes
2004-11-05, 01:49 PM
No, just against fat people. And yes, fat people are a race of their own all together.

Grav
2004-11-05, 01:49 PM
You love me like I love cake.

Demosthenes
2004-11-05, 01:52 PM
You love me like I love cake.

Trying to be like Bush, I see.

http://www.dailygusto.com/graphics/features/inside/august/lies-080503.jpg

zeal311
2004-11-05, 02:23 PM
I'm so black, I have a belt buckle that says "Git R Done" and a shirt with the confederate flag on it.

Where the fuck did you get that belt??!?!? I must have one.

Thanatos
2004-11-05, 06:50 PM
I'm not white black!!! I'm black-black!

Hah, ok "brotha", whatever you say.

Hades-Knight
2004-11-05, 07:42 PM
Where do you go to get your knee fixed?


AFRICA, where the Knee grows! :eek: