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Titusfied
2004-11-04, 12:49 PM
Holy shit. I'm watching ESPN's karate breaking competition, and these dudes are nuts! Between balancing yourself on three extremely sharp (demonstrated prior to routine) samurais, then while balanced, breaking concrete blocks with the forearms of each arm, and standing on nails, jumping off, and jump kicking 4 cinder blocks into pieces, this competition actually makes me nervous just watching it.

Its awesome, and all these guys go nuts before, during, and after each break. Gotta love the enthusiasm.

Mantralord
2004-11-04, 02:35 PM
I'd only be impressed if they can break the block with thier dicks.

Thanatos
2004-11-04, 03:08 PM
Woah.. a penis-referencing post by mantralord? No.... can't be.

Ganga
2004-11-04, 03:16 PM
are you new?

Thanatos
2004-11-04, 03:20 PM
omg lo lo.. i am nub.

Mantralord
2004-11-04, 03:48 PM
omg lo lo.. i am nub.

b& and blasted.

Hades-Knight
2004-11-04, 04:32 PM
Im doign wrestling @ school.......Its kinda gay

Adrenachrome
2004-11-04, 05:05 PM
Holy shit. I'm watching ESPN's karate breaking competition, and these dudes are nuts! Between balancing yourself on three extremely sharp (demonstrated prior to routine) samurais, then while balanced, breaking concrete blocks with the forearms of each arm, and standing on nails, jumping off, and jump kicking 4 cinder blocks into pieces, this competition actually makes me nervous just watching it.

Its awesome, and all these guys go nuts before, during, and after each break. Gotta love the enthusiasm.


There was one that got his throat cut on stage doin that shit, he didn't make it. (Faces of death)

Penny_Bags
2004-11-04, 07:09 PM
Mantralord is gay too

Titusfied
2004-11-04, 08:59 PM
Holy shit, I gotta see that one... As well as the other ones as well..

Grav
2004-11-04, 09:07 PM
I read the title as "Karate Breakfast Contests" and I wonder, since ninjas have real ultimate power, do they eat real ultimate cereal?

Mantralord
2004-11-05, 05:26 AM
I read the title as "Karate Breakfast Contests" and I wonder, since ninjas have real ultimate power, do they eat real ultimate cereal?


Grav knows Raziel's mom has Real Ultimate Pussy! OOOOOOH *SCHNAP*!!!

Randuin
2004-11-05, 08:14 AM
See? You white bastards can't do shit like that... AZN POWER

Titusfied
2004-11-05, 09:36 AM
Actually, they were all white, from what I've seen. So there!

Thanatos
2004-11-05, 01:06 PM
See? You white bastards can't do shit like that... AZN POWER

We aren't retarded.