God bless rockstar.

[Slim]

While playing San Andreas, I wandered into a Police Station to find one of the strangest weapons yet...in the shower room of the police department is a double sided dildo that you can use as a weapon. I ran into a woman while carrying it, and she seemed to think "oohhh that felt kinda good."

[Sovereign]

Amen to that.

[Titusfied]

Haha, they are fucking great. I love the stereotypes and everything they bring to their games. Good stuff, and that is a perfect example.

[SurrealWaking]

lmfao! That kicks so much ass. I wanna play that so bad! Worth buying?

[Hades-Knight]

Ill rent it but not buy it.......when i played GTA VC i played for like 15mint hen i got bored....the missions get tidious...(sp?)

[Titusfied]

Heh, if you wanna rent this game, you will not beat it, unless you rent it 4 or 5 times. Supposidly, it takes over 150 hours to beat. :)

[KagomJack]

you sons of bitches make me angry >.<

not really, but I am envious that you guys have this great and wonderful game that I can't buy without getting yelled out, etc.

But that's ok, I just bought Vice City today for 20 bucks and i can wait for San Andreas to become 20 bucks...

[wilma]

While playing San Andreas, I wandered into a Police Station to find one of the strangest weapons yet...in the shower room of the police department is a double sided dildo that you can use as a weapon. I ran into a woman while carrying it, and she seemed to think "oohhh that felt kinda good."
LOL does ne1 know if there's nemore shit like that in there?

[Slim]

No, but I have found a couple cameos and references to GTA3. Remember in the beggining where Catalina and the main character are dating? You are actually "going out" with Catalina in this one, and you do a few missions for her. In the last one she gets HELA pissed and leaves you for the GTA3 main character, but not before trying to smash your head in with a tire iron in a funny cutscene.

Oh, and I've now gotten for enough to learn martial arts to replace my boxing.

[Titusfied]

Damnit, I'm so fucking jealous! I just got the dual weilding pistols, and I'm working on maxing the machine gun skill!

[xWolfPack69]

I can bench like 400, how much can ure guy bench??

[Sovereign]

Ugh, more and more I'm finding I have to resist the urge to buy this game.

[Slim]

HAHAHAHA. Considering the max weight that's on the thing is 320, you're full of shit.


Oh, and Titus...I maxed out my skill with sawed off shotguns (I can now hold 2 which fucking RULES) and my min-SMG which is another dual weild. I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME!

[Vollstrecker]

Ugh, more and more I'm finding I have to resist the urge to buy this game.

I wish I had my PS2. :(

[HandOfHeaven]

I wish my PS2 was fixable. Oh well, I'll get a new one tomorrow! And maybe San Andreas!

[Slim]

Ugh, I've officially run into THE gayest mission on earth. You pilot a miniature plane with the shittiest controls ever thought possible and you have to blow up 5 vehicles. It's damn near impossible. I've tried at least 10 times now and haven't even got 4 down. It's not a story line thank god, but it is to make cash off of a business...

[Titusfied]

I remember a mission like that in VC. I fucking hated it, and I'm sure I'll abhor this one equally as much.. :mad:

If I had more free time I would be playing it more often. Stupid fucking classes literally take up most of my day from 9-9, every day, except the weekend, which is the only real time I get to play. I wanna play so fucking bad!

[Slim]

Well, I only really get 6-11 tops due to school, work, and sleep. I just played my ass off over the weekend....it rained all weekend so I had nothing to do BUT play SA.

Spare yourself the annoyance and SKIP any missions by Zero, as they are all a pain in the ass. That's the second one in a series of 3 and I had quite a bit of trouble with the first due to shitty aim (shakes) and very small targets. Like I said, they aren't storyline and only gain you a business. If you're one of those 100% fanatics, have fun. I'll most likely end up doing them anyway.

[Titusfied]

I've never gotten 100%, but I always have intentions of trying so.. I'll most likely do it anyway, just to prolong my gaming experience. ;)

[SurrealWaking]

Daaaaaaamn. I wanna play. I'm gonna go to a pawn shop and buy cheap ass games for a trade in.

[KagomJack]

someone finally took up my offer to get some extra cash if they bought the game for me...but at that time, I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY...>=(

[SurrealWaking]

Erm.....what? I don't quite understand your last post, explain, maybe?

[KagomJack]

Ok, I had offered someone 60 bucks if they would buy me San Andreas. They couldn't. Someone came up to me yesterday and offered to buy it for me if I gave im 60 bucks. I didn't have the money.

[SurrealWaking]

Oh, because you're not old enough. Gotcha. ^.^; Sorry, I've been a little slow tonight. They dont' really check for ages here.

[KagomJack]

No, I'm old enough. I'm 17. I just can't buy it in front of my mom or she'd get mad and take it away, despite the fact I'd have paid for it. I had to walk 2 friggin' miles just to buy Vice City.

[osmoses-jones]

don't you have to be 18 years old to buy mature game.

[Titusfied]

If it is rated "M", I think you have to be 18, or maybe 17? They hardly ever enforce it though, from what I've seen at least.

[osmoses-jones]

well where i go to buy rated M game i have to show my id to them.

[Slim]

The back of my SA case says "17+".

[SurrealWaking]

Mature rated games are 17+, and Adult rated games (none have been released, to my knowledge) are NC-17.

[iceman887]

i can't wait for this game to come out on pc, i mean it BETTER come out on pc

[Lenny]

Hmm. I'm 14 and I got it fine. Walked up to the counter, asked for it, got it, payed, walked out, played.

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Apparently there is a bunch of flowers - roses? - that you can use as a weapon.

I had the dildo for a bout ten hours before some dick shot me. Can't wait to try out two-player.

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I'm starting to get all exited with all this talk about later missions. Oh, bloody PS2 crashing on me.

[Titusfied]

Oh yeah, how do you play with 2 players. I noticed that on the back of the box, but didn't try for more than 2 seconds to figure it out. Anyone?

[WetWired]

There are certain places you go to start 2 player missions. The second player can then choose their appearance and you do the mission. When the second player dies, the mission ends.

[Titusfied]

Oh wow. Is it clear that these missions are two player optional, or do you have to know?

[WetWired]

Well, for the free roam one I saw, the mission was given by walking over a spinning model with two players on it; in any case, each time you start a two player mission, the 2nd player is reset and appears; it should be obvious.

[Slim]

It's not a mission I don't think, it's probably more of a rampage type deal.

[Thanatos]

Hmm.. I just rented the game because I'm grounded because of my drug test results. So, anyways, I haven't really stopped playing it. Motherfuckin' ballas!

[iceman887]

your grounded but you get to play?

[Thanatos]

I'm never at home, so the logical punishment is to ground me from leaving the house.

[Slim]

PFT! Everyone knows ballas is pussies.

[Thanatos]

"Man, I'm too high for this shit."

[Lenny]

And the Vagos. And some other gangs that I don't yet know the names of. And the Ruskies. They kept on trying to kill me. And then their leader drove away in his car and I couldn't catch him.

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I've found the Two-player point outside your girlfriends house. Apparently there are more in Los Santos. Anyone know where???