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Titusfied
2004-10-27, 08:32 PM
Hop damn.. I've been so fucking busy for the last 2 months with school and football (I lose Sunday's and Monday's due to excessive drinking) that I have not been going to the gym.

Anyway, my one roommate just commented about it, and noted that he noticed the other day it looked like I lost a decent amount of muscle mass. He asked me how many push-ups I could do at that second, and I didn't know, so went ahead and did em..

I could only do 57, with my chest hitting a 1 inch (Approximately) text book laying on the floor underneath me. That is shit compared to what I could, and know I should be able to do.

How many push-ups do you guys think you can do? After guessing to yourself, try, and see how close you were. My roommate guessed 35 for me, and I guess 85.. LOL!!!

:(

Thanatos
2004-10-28, 07:45 AM
Guessed 50, did 78.

xWolfPack69
2004-10-28, 08:22 AM
Guessed 50, did 70 in 2 minutes ^ ^

MightyJoe
2004-10-28, 08:31 AM
I did 60, no idea how long. My guess was 5.

Thanatos
2004-10-28, 10:21 AM
Lmao - go you!

MightyJoe
2004-10-28, 11:01 AM
Yeah, good thing I did them before. Just had two whoppers so the results now might be a little different.

Adrenachrome
2004-10-28, 11:26 AM
I don't have time to run out of "push up juice"

HandOfHeaven
2004-10-28, 02:48 PM
Guessed 15. Did 21.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 09:45 PM
i can do 70 in 1 min.. ill keep on doing push ups till im fucked up.. then ill post again!

SurrealWaking
2004-10-28, 09:48 PM
Bwahahahahaha, guessed 20, did 14. I'm a fat ass. XD

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 09:49 PM
i Ended up doing 74 in the 1st min this time. i stopped at 182 coz my arms got fucking sore. and i have a bad cold atm.. and i do push ups on my knuckles/fists, coz flat handed push ups r for the unfit/elderly & weak!

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 09:50 PM
How many push-ups do you guys think you can do?



What is Jello?
*ding ding ding*
That is correct!

Randuin
2004-10-28, 09:51 PM
Guessed none, did none.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 09:57 PM
wow good guess.

Slim
2004-10-28, 10:01 PM
i Ended up doing 74 in the 1st min this time. i stopped at 182 coz my arms got fucking sore
You know...if you're going to lie, you should at leat make it believable.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 10:04 PM
u think im lying? juzz coz ur tubby fat ass cant do 5..

we have a test in sport every 4 weeks @ my school, you have to try and do 70 in 1 min. so cry more.

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 10:04 PM
I did 7368 push-ups once. Unfortunately, that took 62 secs., so Pure_Rebel wins.

Grav
2004-10-28, 10:04 PM
How about you cry until your keyboard shorts? That'd be nice.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 10:05 PM
................ :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird:

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 10:07 PM
................ :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird: :weird:

I had to do it for a test at school. We have to do 20, but I'm an overachiever.

Slim
2004-10-28, 10:09 PM
Yeah, because over one push-up/second is such a believable achievement for a scrawny little D2 nerd.


Guessed 40, did 40. Guess based on the last time I did something like this.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 10:13 PM
im a d2 nerd? considering i play ti 1-2 times a week for a few hours.. and i have a social life and friends and u dont, so shut the hell up slim dick

Slim
2004-10-28, 10:14 PM
Looked in a mirror lately? Yeah, you're a skinny little shit with about zero muscle mass. Unless you've been smoking deadly amounts of crack, you're full of shit.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 10:16 PM
so 78 kg is skinny? pfft, fucking dumbass, go eat sum pie tubby.

your family is fuckin run down. your black, and u stole ur computer kkthx.

Slim
2004-10-28, 10:17 PM
My family is middle class, I'm white you fucking idiot, and I bought this computer myself, same with my car, everything IN my car, and 90% of the shit in my room. Assumptions get you nowhere. Done embarassing yourself?

Interesting side-note. I'm about 110 lbs. Going by uber-intelligent here I should be doing around 80 pushups in a minute. OMG H4X! No one can do that many, PERIOD.

Grav
2004-10-28, 10:18 PM
Sayeth the gyrating stormtrooper who not shall not be judged, lest he be forced to rebel in a pure manner!

Sovereign
2004-10-28, 10:18 PM
What the fuck.

GO BACK TO D2

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 10:18 PM
so 78 kg is skinny? pfft, fucking dumbass, go eat sum pie tubby.

your family is fuckin run down. your black, and u stole ur computer kkthx.

You're 78 kg and you can do more than one push-up per minute? And quit with that black crap.

PureRebel
2004-10-28, 10:28 PM
78kg isnt skinny or fat.. dumb bitch.

Grav
2004-10-28, 10:31 PM
Maybe not, but it is retarded.

-=Rico-GP=-
2004-10-28, 10:33 PM
Got Pounds?

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 10:35 PM
78kg isnt skinny or fat.. dumb bitch.

Yes, but for you it is.. stupid tard.

Sovereign
2004-10-28, 10:35 PM
enough....End this now or go to the flame forum

timmay1113
2004-10-28, 10:35 PM
how much is 78kg in... pounds

Sovereign
2004-10-28, 10:37 PM
1kg = 2.2 lbs.

Demosthenes
2004-10-28, 10:37 PM
how much is 78kg in... pounds

~170

Yes sir almighty sovereign sir.

Raziel
2004-10-29, 12:25 AM
Push-ups? Like the Flinstones ice cream treats?

-=Rico-GP=-
2004-10-29, 12:43 AM
Push-ups? Like the Flinstones ice cream treats?


OMFG THOSE WERE SO PWN. I remember having those as a kid. Thanks for the memories man. :)

wilma
2004-10-29, 04:28 PM
hmmmmm 50 in a min, i can do about 100 in a row atleast. I'm a runner and swimmer though so im a skinny bitch :D

Penny_Bags
2004-10-30, 12:42 PM
I guessed like something high... like 100... but to say I actually got off of my lazy, tired, bruised ass would be saying alot. Push ups are easy, but I am kind of pissed because I thought that this was going to be about the Ice Cream treat.

xWolfPack69
2004-10-30, 01:25 PM
My family is middle class, I'm white you fucking idiot, and I bought this computer myself, same with my car, everything IN my car, and 90% of the shit in my room. Assumptions get you nowhere. Done embarassing yourself?

Interesting side-note. I'm about 110 lbs. Going by uber-intelligent here I should be doing around 80 pushups in a minute. OMG H4X! No one can do that many, PERIOD.


80 push-ups a minute? Since i live on base, and my family is in the military, and i am i junior-military programs, u are full of shit. that almost phsyically impossibly.

Slim
2004-10-30, 01:37 PM
80 push-ups a minute? Since i live on base, and my family is in the military, and i am i junior-military programs, u are full of shit. that almost phsyically impossibly.
I was making fun of him, dicktard.

Thanatos
2004-10-30, 01:38 PM
Detecting sarcasm is not one of wolfpack's best attributes.

Randuin
2004-10-30, 01:48 PM
KoZ though, that's gotta count for something huh?

SurrealWaking
2004-10-30, 03:00 PM
Heh, if we were counting ice cream treats, I could do like, 308375098327509823750 in a minute. I DEVOUR ALL! Well, not really.

Thanatos
2004-10-30, 03:10 PM
KoZ though, that's gotta count for something huh?

Of course it does, that means he's teh l337es7 m0thERz fU(k3r NI TEH WORLDS!!!!

Randuin
2004-10-30, 03:25 PM
Um right, l33t and um.. yea... stuff.

Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-30, 04:33 PM
Guessed 40, did none... though, last time i did it i got something like 45... then i fell of the bench and had to stop or start all over again >.<

Titusfied
2004-10-30, 05:32 PM
What?! Who does push-ups on a bench?

Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-30, 05:37 PM
well it wasnt exactly a bench... but i dont know the english word for it...

Titusfied
2004-10-30, 05:57 PM
You mean "floor"?

Sovereign
2004-10-30, 05:57 PM
He fell off of the floor?

Titusfied
2004-10-30, 05:58 PM
Exactly my point. I don't understand why anyone would do push-ups not on a floor..

Shining Knights
2004-10-30, 06:29 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Grav
2004-10-30, 06:36 PM
THIS THREAD IS QUESTIONABLE

Demosthenes
2004-10-30, 07:08 PM
THIS THREAD IS QUESTIONABLE

YOU'RE QUESTIONABLE!

Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-31, 01:04 AM
It Was not A Floor, It Was A High Bench And I Fell Off Because I Have No Condition At All

Stfuplzkkty

Titusfied
2004-10-31, 06:28 AM
Again, I ask, but this time in other words:

Why the fuck weren't you doing push-ups on the ground?

Thanatos
2004-10-31, 07:47 AM
"A high bench"? The hell?

Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-31, 09:51 AM
cuz we had to do it for the teacher... don't ask me why :-/

Demosthenes
2004-10-31, 03:09 PM
i can do 70 in 1 min.. ill keep on doing push ups till im fucked up.. then ill post again!

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/purerebel.jpg

Sovereign
2004-10-31, 03:16 PM
he's got such a lost and confused look in his eyes XD

‡AC‡
2004-10-31, 03:23 PM
Guessed 50 or so, Did 93. Don't have a fuckin clue on how long it was. I was watching TV while doing them. And since someone brought up the issue of weight. I weight 286 lbs / 130 kg.

Dr. Geekstar
2004-10-31, 04:04 PM
whoa, is that you ???? if it is... i thought you were older... like 20 -.-

Demosthenes
2004-10-31, 04:08 PM
whoa, is that you ???? if it is... i thought you were older... like 20 -.-

That picture is of Pure Rebel. And I'm 13. And I'm black. How the hell do you confuse that picture for me.

Penny_Bags
2004-10-31, 05:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHA.... you aren't black until you prove it with a pic.

Sovereign
2004-10-31, 06:08 PM
Hes not telling the truth, its really him.

Raziel
2004-10-31, 11:44 PM
cuz we had to do it for the teacher... don't ask me why :-/

Teacher: Get on that high bench and start doing pushups...in this miniskirt and garter belt! Now, faggot!

Geekstar: *cries*

Dr. Geekstar
2004-11-01, 12:32 AM
bad person -.-
well at least i got 8.5/10 for that :p

Penny_Bags
2004-11-01, 10:50 AM
I like english muffins.

Thanatos
2004-11-01, 12:05 PM
Teacher: Get on that high bench and start doing pushups...in this miniskirt and garter belt! Now, faggot!

Geekstar: *cries*

LMAO! Fucking weird teacher.