Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

[Penny_Bags]

A vast majority of people have done at least something illegal. Whether it be speeding, or killing 30-40 people with a dull pocket knife... most of us have done something that the U.S. (or your respective country) does not condone.

Share.

[Adrenachrome]

My record's pretty clean.

Nothing more than tresspassing, grand larceny and assault.

[Penny_Bags]

I don't have a criminal record, but I should... lol.

Probably should have gotten assualt and vandalism charges on at least 7 occassions... well actually the police only showed up twice, so the other 5 times I wasn't at risk. They've all been pretty recent.

[WetWired]

I'm a cronic speeder. I've done 105 in a 65 zone, and regularly do 90 in a 65. Other than that, I don't do anything illegal, even traffic law wise (I come to a complete stop at every stop sign, stop for yellow lights when it is possible, etc.)

[zeal311]

One speeding Ticket for 60 in a 45. Took a 4 hour class and got the ticket off my record though. Also stole some $250 in PS2 games from the mall. Hid the shit in my car though so they didn't have any evidence and let us go.

[undeadzombieguy]

It's just minor stuff (tresspassing, burning stuff, throwing around molotovs, blowing stuff up, stealing road signs) and I only got caught tresspassing and burning stuff which didnt go any farther than a warning :S

But I think they really reported that shit to the station because the other day I lost my wallet and wanted to see if they had it at the lost and found at the police station. When the lady got my name she responded, ah your already in the computer so we will contact you when we find it...forgot to ask what it was for :(

[Thanatos]

Illegal? Hrm.. smoking pot on a regular basis, underage drinking on more than 10 occasions, speeding like a motherfucker, being out way passed curfew and stealing atleast $200 worth of shit at a grocery store.

One of my friends works at a grocery store and we all go in and load up a cart with about $100 worth of food/gen. merchandise and go through his cashier line. He rings up maybe three things for about $3.45 and we get the hell out of dodge. Why steal food, you ask? Munchies. :)

[Sovereign]

No criminal record. Most illegal thing ive doen was smoke pot. Now a days it's just speeding.

[Grav]

I don't do stupid shit around cops.

[xWolfPack69]

Burning shit..and stealing atv's(about 15), im a hardcore atv'r :)

[KagomJack]

shoplifted once...when I was about 12. Nothing beyond that.

[‡AC‡]

Speeding - 115 in a 35.

[Tyrannicide]

Speeding - 115 in a 35.
ROFL!! Yea that would do it.

Umm, besieds drinking a tiny tiny bit, nothing really. Oh wait, stole a few cans of pop from a grcery store when I was 12...I was kinda pressured into it by a few older people though.

[Penny_Bags]

I wonder if anyone on Zel has killed someone... that'd be interesting.

[Raziel]

The most illegal thing I've ever done is drive my car with no proof of insurance, expired plates and an expired driver's license. If it makes any difference, I was on my way to renew my license when I got pulled over.

[timmay1113]

Did you tell the cop that? doubt he would believe it. Most illegal things i have done, smoke pot/tobacco (not 18 yet), drink underage, speeding but who cares about that.

[Raziel]

The cop didn't, but the judge did. Walked away after whittling 700 dollars in tickets down to a 30 dollar fine.

[Titusfied]

Eh, still the aggrivation, time consumptions, and $30 is gay, especially for something you were tryig to correct..

Eh, I've been arrested for a bunch of shit, most of which you know, so why elaborate more..

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Attemptive murder with an illegal weapon.

[Ganga]

I wonder if anyone on Zel has killed someone... that'd be interesting.

It's legal at China :rolleyes:

[Death]

Underage drinking for... well... I cant remember , but its over 15 :p.
Also , smoking pot while im *only* 15 , started it when I was 12 though.
Never caught me with that , but im pretty sure id be in deep shit if they did :D

[Penny_Bags]

No, the government wants to "reform" you at those ages.

[JRwakebord]

Well seeing as how I'm in college now.... underage drinking more times than I can count. I woke up this morning in a building halfway across campus. And by morning I mean 2 in the afternoon. That was interesting. I've also done my share of speeding. I can't help it when my dad lets me use his car. It's like giving someone Britney Spears and a bottle of chlorophorm and telling them not to touch her. Damn BMWs...

[Raziel]

At this point, if somebody handed me Britney Spears and a bottle of chloroform, I'd chloroform myself and hope to God that she doesn't spread her white trash cooties to me while I sleep. That girl is nasty.

[Adrenachrome]

Regardless, it would still be prestegious to put it in Spears' ass.

[Raziel]

To be completely and absolutely honest, if given the chance to sleep with Britney Spears, at this point I wouldn't. She's no longer appealing to me in any way, shape or form. Her stupidity is so horribly and overwhelmingly repugnant that it overrides any possible sexual attraction I could have for her. And no, simply binding and gagging her wouldn't do the trick. I'd still know how unrepentantly moronic she is, and I would feel filthy for engaging in any sort of sexual activity with her.

Plus, she's just not nearly as attractive as she used to be. Watch this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198635) for good examples of what I'm talking about.

[PureRebel]

at my sisters 18th bday party a cop bus & wagon came, they were trying to stop all the underage drinking and fights, i went thru them and stripped most of the stickers of the bus, and scratched the fuck out of it, and i smashed the tale lights. i didnt get caught, and my parents congratulated me for doing so, because they hate cops.

[Grav]

What a nice family. I hope you end up getting on Cops some time in your life for trying to break into a hen house using your penis. That will be the highlight of your dreary existence.

[PureRebel]

why would i break in2 a hen house when i have 1 in my back yard. T_T

[Grav]

And you open it with your penis. What don't you understand here!?

[PureRebel]

my penis is Toobig for that shit..

[Titusfied]

She is still good enough. I mean, honestly, I'd be sleeping with her, not conversing with her in any way. I agree though, she lost most of her appeal on me that was every slightly present.

[JRwakebord]

Ok, so Britney Spears a couple years ago. When she was hott.

[Raziel]

She is still good enough. I mean, honestly, I'd be sleeping with her, not conversing with her in any way. I agree though, she lost most of her appeal on me that was every slightly present.

Like I said, I don't know what it is, but I honestly couldn't even bring myself to do that. She honestly disgusts me. I no longer find her physically appealing in any way. Watch that video I linked in my last post and you'll see what I mean.

[timmay1113]

shit.... that cottage cheese part... damn its hard to believe she went to that

[Titusfied]

Heh, I can't figure out how to watch it.. :(

[timmay1113]

click watch this video or something

[Raziel]

Heh, I can't figure out how to watch it.. :(

You see how the word "this" is underlined? Click on it. It will take you to Newgrounds. Just click the "Watch This Movie!" button at the top and presto! 5 minutes of gross Britney pics.


shit.... that cottage cheese part... damn its hard to believe she went to that

Like I said, she's fucking nasty.

[Sovereign]

And a wonderful ad at the end, too.

[Vollstrecker]

What is it with women and rednecks/cowboys? Are they looking for someone who can straddle a piece of meat better than they do?

[Raziel]

I honestly couldn't tell you. I live smack-dab in the middle of Hickville, and I still can't figure out what draws women to those douchebags.

[Sovereign]

It's obviously just another PR stunt, like her first wedding.. which lasted about 48 hours or so.

[Raziel]

Hopefully contracting VD is part of this "PR stunt" as well. That way, maybe she'll consider cleaning up her act.

[Vollstrecker]

I honestly couldn't tell you. I live smack-dab in the middle of Hickville, and I still can't figure out what draws women to those douchebags.

It must be their sexy accents, and honestly, who can resist a man who has a 2nd grade reading level?

[!King_Amazon!]

Drinking, smoking pot, stole 150 bucks from some old lady when I was 10, stole multiple times from other people, fucked someone over 18(is that even illegal?), Trespassing, out after curfew, buying pot, stealing booze, blowing shit up, firing a big ass potato gun that shot C batteries at golfers, firing a smaller potato gun that shot golfballs at golfers, sometimes frozen golf balls, Downloading and viewing pornography on the internet, fucking up D2 for blizzard, some things I don't want to list, some things I'm not going to list because they are just stupid.

[Penny_Bags]

Hah. Well you really wanted to go all out there... I didn't want to mention stuff like that... but yeah... I got a good laugh about the D2 part.

[Sovereign]

WEll...welll... I j walked the other day!

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh yeah, and my record is completely clean. I'm always smart about breaking the law.