A friend of mine bought me my first 'big knife'

[slaynish]

http://www.uscav.com/prodInfo/images/22208.jpg


A guy bought me a knife, he's 16, so he can buy knives in the state of missouri.

Thats what it looks like, except the cutting edge is silver/white.

Machete's fucking rock. I was sharpening it 3 hrs straight, and it cuts well now.

[Grav]

That's.. dumb, heh. Go cut bamboo.

[timmay1113]

what are you going to do with that except cut plants all day? or are you going to be jason reborn

[Grav]

Well, he's ugly, and everyone hates him. So probably.

[timmay1113]

yeah lets go throw him in a lake

[Hades-Knight]

hes going to become a dark ninja with mystical powers!





or hes just gonna cut the fat off his chin...

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[Sovereign]

Should have gotten a katana.

[Death]

Yes , those rock.
Even a fucking kitchen knife cuts better than a Machete :p

[Sovereign]

Jasons Machete gets the job done though!

[KagomJack]

just don't forget to cut from up to down, not from left to right...

by the way, you'd have been better off with a tanto or something that looks cooler

[Death]

Hehe , yes.

here are some instructions :

[Ganga]

Wonder how many people you helped to suicide there Death.

[Death]

Hmm , I hope as much as possible :p

[Penny_Bags]

just don't forget to cut from up to down, not from left to right...

by the way, you'd have been better off with a tanto or something that looks cooler Yeah... go ahead joke about suicide all you want. Fine. But your signature is fucking retarded. My cousin and a very close friend died earlier in the year because they didn't have their seatbelts on. Joking about that isn't funny to me. Take it like a man. Hah. I am sure both of these guys could have beat the living shit out of you.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I thought I replied to this thread... But I didn't! :D :D :D

[Tyrannicide]

Same here, im on a role to get 2000 posts. Thats a pretty shitty knife. Its just long, but has no uber awsome design to it.

[slaynish]

Im all aware of this

It doesnt cut well, but you can easially fix that with some elbow greese and a knife sharpener. Or you can pay 10$ to get it sharpened. Its just a big knife, i know, it looks neat because its a BIG knife.

I didnt say it was uber or owning or 'pwn' or anything.

He just bought me a big knife.

[Tyrannicide]

And I wouldn't accept it cuzz its not umber pwning. im just sayin.

[zagggon]

Hehe , yes.

here are some instructions :
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[timmay1113]

are you dead yet?

[Vollstrecker]

I got big knives too.

I have a 22" Machete, a 14" Machete, and a Kukri.

Kukris own.

[slaynish]

I got big knives too.

I have a 22" Machete, a 14" Machete, and a Kukri.

Kukris own.

Well, i bought mine to show it off, and just to fuck around with my friends, none of them knows i have it yet, and im going to pull it on them when they sleep over.

Mine was 6$.

Thats why i havnt said " Nuh huh, its relly good lol!"

[Lenny]

I thought you said your friend bought it for you...

[slaynish]

He bought it for me.

I was just with him, you have to be 16 to buy knifes, and you all know i'm 12.

[Lenny]

Fair enough.

Really? Wow, you learn something new every day.

[Penny_Bags]

This is the most retarded thread I have ever read.

[slaynish]

You are the most retarted lifeform i've ever set eyes upon.

Just B& yourself.

[Sovereign]

B + & = Banned

Just banned yourself?

:rolleyes:

[Raziel]

This is the most retarded thread I have ever read.

But is it really? (http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?p=465937#post465937)

[Lenny]

Click on the link and it takes me to a thread and the thread is bad so I read through it and shit and then I realise what it is and I curse myself all beacuse of the thread and shit and...oh well.

Slaynish, Knife 'im (Penny, not Raz. No, not Raz. Def. not Raz. He'd hurt me. SO don't knife Raz).