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slaynish
2004-10-09, 03:53 PM
Buy a box of Kleenex, the kind with lotion in them.

Get a lighter, walk to the nearest place with nobody there and LOTS of gravel.

Light one by one a kleenex on fire. The kind of flames it puts off is enchanting. Once you get kinda scared or something that it will become too big, pile lots of rocks on it and kind of stomp it out.

Do this over and over kleenex by kleenex. If you get enough lighters and boxes of kleenex, you can have fun for days.

Mantralord
2004-10-09, 04:35 PM
Even better, make a giant suit out of kleenex. Proceed to put it on, and light it on fire.

`Insolence`
2004-10-09, 04:43 PM
Or just shoot yourself in the face.

slaynish
2004-10-09, 05:20 PM
All great ideas, but nothing can top chronic masturbation.

Kidagakash
2004-10-09, 05:48 PM
All great ideas, but nothing can top chronic masturbation.


i like this one best *wink*

zagggon
2004-10-09, 06:00 PM
whatafaggomg!tehgay!

blckshdwdragon
2004-10-09, 06:16 PM
i like this one best *wink*

sounds good to you atleast. id rather try to image what zaggon looks like so the next time i goto the range i have something to relieve stress on

Slim
2004-10-09, 06:20 PM
He's got a picture up in the Zel member picture thread, just print it out and put it on a pinata.