Doom doesn't cause columbine situations.

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Shit like this does.

Okay.. today at my school's homecoming. Talent show. Opening act.

I cannot even begin to describe it. HOW CAN I PORTRAY THIS PROPERLY IN WORDS? However, I will try.

Try to picture this. A white kid with bushy brown curly hair under a sideways cap and ghetto-ish torn prefab walmart clothes... and a tie... rapping to "Righteous B", whoever that is..

He made the crowd say "Fo shizzle, this bizzle be off the hizzle." ....

Then while he was singing and doing jayz-esque gun hand gestures, he made the audience do glock hand signs and wave their arm up and down.......

I couldn't stop laughing. As you all know, I'm a ghettothug so this was...

It was... absolute shock followed by endless laughter. Unprecedented amounts of ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure I lost 5 or 10 pounds just laughing.. no jokes.

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Heh, we have a kid like that here. Everyday I take time out of MY busy schedule to remind this kid "Hey, dipshit...you're white." and what do I get? That's right...he calls me a "playa hata". No respect.

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Okay, while I would gladly do a white version of "Victory" on stage, the lengths this guy went to be a homothug is just insane. I was embarrased for him, but moreso for everyone that was cheering him on and got into it. Couldn't.. stop.. laughing.

The last act was the worst of all, though. They didn't have enough time for all the bands, so they had a few up at the same time. I'm pretty sure the amplifier was protesting the 4 electric guitars being mashed stupidly and wanted revenge on the humans causing it so suffer so. It was emitting sounds that caused ear bleeding. It lasted for about fucking 7 minutes, too! People kept booing and emitting blood curling screams of pain and agony.. and on top of that, the main singer sounded like a 5 year old girl. Justin Timberlake has maddox balls compared to that queer.