How do you think you will die.

[Sovereign]

??????????????????

[Penguin]

Hopefully my brain will be preserved perfectly untill some time in the future when people realize how stupid it is to die and have some brain cell rebuilder medicine.

[Mydogisyourdog]

im going into the FBI. So i imagine getting shot or blown up.

[!King_Amazon!]

Overpopulation will threaten the Earth, I'll be one of the lucky few who get to live through the multiple genocides. I'll catch pneumonia and die.

[Vollstrecker]

Likely doing something stupid in my car.

[Dr. Geekstar]

i'll probably get involved in some fight... like i always do, but i never died in one before :grin: :p
let's hope i get old and die of lung-cancer -.-

ofcourse, suicide is a nice way to die, because YOU decide when and where and how etc.
but i think option 1 or time will kill me.

[Demosthenes]

In my sleep of natural causes.

[Slim]

Likely doing something stupid in my car.
Ditto.....

[Lenny]

Piss off girlfriend. KABOOM. Girlfriend gets fleshy lumps of me to keep for future generations to look at. Probably get murdered, I'm just one of those guys that everyone likes, but everyone gets annoyed by if I am near them for too long. Kinda funny really, you oughta watch em squirm after 25 min of talking to me. He he he.

Murder.

[Vollstrecker]

Easily imagined.

[Thanatos]

i'll probably get involved in some fight... like i always do, but i never died in one before :grin: :p

WHAT THE F*CK. Thank you Captian Obvious.. moronic bastard.

Anyway, I'll die from old age because I'm just that pimp.

[Lenny]

I still think I'll be murdered, now I know who will do the murdering. Not my girl, nope, I won't let her even look at a gun. I think that Gravitonsurge will hunt me down and blow my head into little fragments with one of those AK-47, or at least I think that's what they're called. I ought to pay more attention to American news.

[D3V]

im going into the FBI. So i imagine getting shot or blown up.


Haha, first of all, you should quit drinking that bleach from under the sink. You will never, ever get into the FBI, let alone sweep the fucking floors of any of their buildings.

[Lenny]

How do you think you'll die D3V? Any bets on Grav? Or some other pyscho Zel member who doesn't like people?

[Grav]

Doubt it, because if I killed him I'm pretty sure two of him would pop out, and so on... it would just cause more problems.

[Tyrannicide]

Natural causes at the age of 35 or a gun shot from behind.......cause im black -_-

[Grav]

I suspect you'll die after sucking too much dick.. the EMTs wont be able to stomach pump you quickly enough.

[Lenny]

What about you Grav? How will you die?

[Grav]

Ham sandwich.

[kockblocker1]

I will die loving my Lucy Liu Bot.


"I love you more than the moon and the stars and the *POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND*"

[!King_Amazon!]

I suspect you'll die after sucking too much dick.. the EMTs wont be able to stomach pump you quickly enough.

I can't believe that came from you.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Cancer probobly.

[KagomJack]

Probably going to be shot or die of natural causes.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Define natural causes.

[Grav]

Define natural causes.

Ham sandwich.

[MightyJoe]

Assassinated, I am that important.

[Slim]

natural causes.
Read: AIDS

[Adrenachrome]

In a blaze of gunfire with HK-91's in both hands screaming "I just saved tons of money by switching to Geico!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Randuin]

I'm gonna get PKayed by a newb :(

[-=Rico-GP=-]

ROFL

Man thats too good. :D

[Vollstrecker]

In a blaze of gunfire with HK-91's in both hands screaming "I just saved tons of money by switching to Geico!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You win. May I join you? :grin:

[Randuin]

Join him in his money saving adventures?

[Death]

I will forget to take out the meat stick in my satay , and die due to that ripping open my stumach.

[Vollstrecker]

Saving money with Automatic Weapons in both hands sounds like a venture I MUST participate in!

[PureRebel]

i think.. i think... i think... hmmm...i will die of lonelyness in my little dungeon here.. or most likely die of starvation since i eat everything in my house till there is nothing left.. and for some reason, im not fat!!!!

[KagomJack]

old age is a natural cause.

Slim: I'm not going to get AIDs.

[zagggon]

old age is a natural cause.

Slim: I'm not going to get AIDs.
maybe. maybe not, maybe

[HandOfHeaven]

Stoned .

[Thanatos]

Die by getting stoned or die while you're stoned; people don't die by getting stoned.

[KagomJack]

He'll go out to some place in Israel, he'll trip over a dead body, and some angry Jewish zealots will stone him to death

[!King_Amazon!]

old age is a natural cause.

Slim: I'm not going to get AIDs.

You could say bleeding to death is a natural cause too.

[Lenny]

People can die by sdrug overdose. One big stoning.

Apparently, when Kurt Cobain killed himself, he was too drugged up on Cocaine to actually pull the trigger on his shotgun <-- Random fact, but it is still slightly relevant.

[KagomJack]

heh, when I say natural causes, I mean anything that comes with dying of old age. Or Alzheimers.

[Lenny]

Or pretzels. I'm surprised that when Bush choked on his pretzel all that long ago, he didn't set a trend.

[Thanatos]

No shit you can die from drug overdose, not from being stoned, though.

[Death]

You can , if you take way to much, there is a very small chance your heart might stop beating...

[Acer]

Best friend killing me for a worst sin, I would die happy tho

[Hades-Knight]

Best friend killing me for a worst sin, I would die happy tho

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/die_punk.jpg

[Thanatos]

I have not heard a report of anyone dying from smoking weed. GG.

[Death]

Its teh government hiding it form us!!!111

[HandOfHeaven]

Die while I'm stoned.

I'd have to smoke about 14 pounds before it could do real damage to me. And frankly, I am not that rich. In my town, I would need ~$67,000-$90,000 to pull that off, and I'm not about to waste that much money.

[Sovereign]

Get a bank loan. Duh.

And HoH, to overdose on pot you need to smoke your weight in thc... not the actual plant. You'd pass out long before you reached that.

[Xenn]

I'm gonna say, assassinated for knowing something "they" don't want me to know :haha:

[Randuin]

Because they usually do something stupid to kill themselves before they die from being stoned.

[Adrenachrome]

Because they usually do something stupid to kill themselves before they die from being stoned.


Explain.


Everyone I've ever known has smoked or smokes pot on a regular basis, and I've never heard of anyone in history kill themselves because they're stoned.

[NonGayMan]

Everyone is going to die in the year 2012.

http://www.levity.com/eschaton/Why2012.html




Maybe. :cry:

[KagomJack]

that site is bullshit :D

we're all gonna die in the year 2099

[Chruser]

Whenever there's a chance you might die, the universe splits into two; one where you die and one where you don't. Everyone who has ever died is still alive in at least one universe today.

[Randuin]

Your philosophical attempts at explaining uncertainty is stupid. :(

[KagomJack]

That sounds like something ripped off of Chrono Cross.

[Lenny]

Oh my God! There's more than one of me. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

If there were parallel Universes, then why haven't we been invaded by one with superior technology? Leaving robots and such?

That's how we'll die, by the hands of robots!

[wilma]

That's how we'll die, by the hands of robots!

I'm pretty sure i'll die as all my braincells melt from being forced to read the incomprehensably stupid crap that you say.

[Doofus_AW]

The year: 2065 I have just gotten my prescription for the new "Super Viagra Enzyte Combo Pills" and a giant can of whipped cream. I totter off to the local legalized brothel and order up a clone of Jennifer Love Hewitt. 24 hours later I die from lack of bodily fluids. But I am smiling when they bury me. :D

[slaynish]

Probabally from doing something stupid.

Or pissing somebody off.

Or killing myself.

Or typing too much.

[Thanatos]

Everyone I've ever known has smoked or smokes pot on a regular basis, and I've never heard of anyone in history kill themselves because they're stoned.

Last night while I was high, I fell down a hill trying to catch a dog. I probably could have died because it was a huge ass hill, but I still side with what you said.

[Randuin]

Don't get high :(

[Thanatos]

Wow, thank you for that. I don't think I will anymore.

[Randuin]

And people say I spam senseless bullshit...

[!King_Amazon!]

I think chruser's talking about quantum physics, I remember seeing a movie about that and string theory.

[Penny_Bags]

Probably going to be shot or die of natural causes. If AIDS is a natural cause.

[Penny_Bags]

old age is a natural cause.

Slim: I'm not going to get AIDs. Do you give it or take it?

[Penny_Bags]

For on topic material, see below post.

[Penny_Bags]

Lately I have been in a bad way... I really don't know how I will die... I doubt it will be a natural cause. I should stop fighting for fun... it is starting to hurt.

[Penny_Bags]

Oh my God! There's more than one of me. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

If there were parallel Universes, then why haven't we been invaded by one with superior technology? Leaving robots and such?

That's how we'll die, by the hands of robots!Maybe because that logic is retarded? Maybe we have the best technology of any other universe... maybe we are all the same... who fucking knows, stop acting like you are the Messiah.

[Grav]

Ichi.. Ni.. San.. Shi.. Go.... good waste of time.

[Penny_Bags]

teehee... i posted 6 times in a row.

[Grav]

...Five, actually.

[Tyrannicide]

You will NEVER beat my 11 posts in a row from a few months ago.

Im still saying im gonna die at the age of 35ish, black people die young, I should get my pention at 25 -_-

[Randuin]

Actually, shit like that was done ALL the time in the WRT

[Tyrannicide]

Excluding the WRT where it is allowed. Im talking illegal activity here. Geesh, get with the program.

[!King_Amazon!]

I've replied to every post in a thread before so sftu n00by.

[Randuin]

It's not illegal you dumbfuck.

[Medieval Bob]

Actually, double, triple, etc posting is illegal, and he triple posted.

[Tyrannicide]

Its only ok when you reply to different posts, not your own in a row. He replied to his own post and replied to that post.

When I posted 11x, it was all in session to my previous post. SO there for its illegal.

[Randuin]

Wow, you're officially a fucking havoc causing idiot. Are you proud?

[Thanatos]

Oh noeZ!!!1111!1!1 You are the supreme internet forum badass! You are my hero.

Fucking dolt.

[Penny_Bags]

Excluding the WRT where it is allowed. Im talking illegal activity here. Geesh, get with the program.
know what that means, looks like the wanna be nigger needs to be banned.

[Penny_Bags]

Its only ok when you reply to different posts, not your own in a row. He replied to his own post and replied to that post.

When I posted 11x, it was all in session to my previous post. SO there for its illegal.God you are a tool. So what if what I did was a bit against the rules, go ahead Zelaron admins, BAN ME. They wouldnt do that, because what I did was so minor compared to the damage you do with just being a complete moron. And you aren't black. YOU AREN'T. And if you were, a real black person would do their race a favor and publicly execute you.

[Sovereign]

Just give me a reason :D

[Sovereign]

EDIT: Nevermind, forgot about ww.

[Penny_Bags]

Forgot about what?

[Sovereign]

I was going to say something about how the admins arent active enough to see this let alone ban you, but I remembered that wetwired IS active. For some reason, at the time, it slipped my mind. heh.

[blckshdwdragon]

I want to die in the blaze of glory in war. id prefer to know i will die and know i gave hell to someone as i die. Then again there arent any "real wars" happening just a bunch of haji's shooting at us troops (urban warfare), so id prefer to go grazy and get my hands on some sort of assualt rifle and go crazy and duke it out with cops/swat (hopefully i should get to swat)

[Tyrannicide]

Oh, so im black now eh?

[Lenny]

I did 8 in a row on my first day. Gotta be a silver, no?

Bluecube told me off.

I didn't know! It wasn't my fault. I couldn't find the edit button, it was just one big red X.



Oh my God! There's more than one of me. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

If there were parallel Universes, then why haven't we been invaded by one with superior technology? Leaving robots and such?

That's how we'll die, by the hands of robots!

Maybe because that logic is retarded? Maybe we have the best technology of any other universe... maybe we are all the same... who fucking knows, stop acting like you are the Messiah.

If I were acting as the Messiah, don't you kinda think I'd be preaching slightly? On;y a guess but, you know, it's all in the job description.

Wilma said that she'll end up dying because here brain cells are being killed by my...posts. I've had other people say I am too...what's the word?...______ to be let out alone in society. I have ideas that they don't like. Apparently, I am so _____ that if I became Prime Minister of Britain, everything would crash and burn.

One of me, the world can deal with.
Two, just about.
But a whole fucking load of parallel Lenny's? That's just goddamn madness.

Pen, btw. THOU SHALT BOW DOWN [AND] WORSHIP ME!!! ELSE I [SHALL] SMITE THEE!