Presidental Debate Tonight

[D3V]

As if none of you have heard about it. Most local stations will have it on, and it'll be shown at 9 P.M. est

Go watch Kerry stomp the shit outta that limp little bitch bush.

[Grav]

Conjecture: "Has been known to flip flop on issues..."

"Is an imperialist warmonger.."

"Unamerican.."

"Unconstitutional.."

"....Flip flops on issues..."

"....Invaded Iraq..."

"Depatriotic.."

"'Depatriotic' isn't even a word.."

"...Likes Broccoli..."

[MightyJoe]

In your dreams. Even though Kerry has been tanning and got his hair colored this week, Bush will still dominate him.

[kockblocker1]

They already had the debate. It was funny as hell.

http://dailyrecycler.typepad.com/blog/files/madtv_prez_debate.WMV

*Highlights*
Kerry:"Lord knows, the government does such a good job with the DMV, wouldn't it be great if they ran the hospitals too."

[symnzXx]

The most powerful man in the world and the person running to replace him will not be allowed to bring charts to their debate on Thursday. They cannot ask each other questions or propose pledges. They may not challenge one another to additional debates.
we won't be watching a debate tonight, as said on the daily show. there are 32 pages of rules for the debate. basically, they say no debating.

oh.. and to this:
As if none of you have heard about it. Most local stations will have it on, and it'll be shown at 9 P.M. est

Go watch Kerry stomp the shit outta that limp little bitch bush.
i'd just like to say: fuck you, you little biased democratic faggot. grow a fucking sack and shut the fuck up.

[Titusfied]

I'd watch it if I wasn't getting drunk.. Oh well..

[Demosthenes]

These people need to start cussing. They need to start addressing the topic instead of running off on tangents. This is seriously sucking. Raziel would pwn either of those two. This is dull.

[Grav]

Bush: A MAN WHO CHANGES HIS POSITION CANNOT BE PRESIDENT

Kerry: WRONG WAR, WRONG TIME

[Mydogisyourdog]

Kerry: troops are dying in a war. OMFG WTF!?!

[wilma]

I hate to prove michael moore right but

Bush: We need to focus on our primary objective Sadam husei......Osama Bin Laden

[slaynish]

LMAO

Bush is fucking winging it.

[Demosthenes]

Bush: A MAN WHO CHANGES HIS POSITION CANNOT BE PRESIDENT

Kerry: WRONG WAR, WRONG TIME

Yea. I was thinking the same thing. It's ficking pissing me off. I was going to write a flame thread on it, but I have homework. Fuck this debate. The style channel is more interesting.

[Grav]

LMAO

Bush is fucking winging it.

For real, he's just making shit up as he goes.

[slaynish]

I have no real stance on the election, but watch kerry own bush's ass and say this so fast like hes getting it told do him.

[Demosthenes]

I propose a new presidential cadidate:

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lamdoo/pictures/bio/chewbacca.jpg

[slaynish]

That could be a candadate.

But you're black.

Lmao, jk

[Demosthenes]

That could be a candadate.

But you're black.

Lmao, jk

Shut up before I get my buddy Chewbacca to stick his bowcaster up your ass!

[slaynish]

Isnt that ironic.

Your buddy Chewbacca is really just a hairy friend from the hood :P

Arent you special?

[Demosthenes]

Isnt that ironic.

Your buddy Chewbacca is really just a hairy friend from the hood :P

Arent you special?

Actually, he's from the planet Kashyyyk. But he lives on the planet Endor.

[Grav]

What a nerd. Yes, I realize that's ironic. Shutup kneegrow.

[osmoses-jones]

this my first time will be watching they election don't know how debate go so someone tell me how they do that are they gonna talk about economy and they war on iraq.

[Demosthenes]

What a nerd.


Reverberation: Not when you do it, no. The main purpose of this is to increase my vocabulary.

It's on, niqqa!

[Grav]

There is a difference between the persuit of knowledge and the persuit of meaningless trivia. Go back to Kashyyyk.

[Demosthenes]

There is a difference between the persuit of knowledge and the persuit of meaningless trivia. Go back to Kashyyyk.

Don't make me go WMD on you.

Wookie Bowcaster!
http://www.lucasarts.com/products/outcast/images/weapons/bowcaster.gif

[NonGayMan]

This debate was rather funny. Kerry starts almost every sentence with If, I, or and. Bush says "uh" a lot.

[Mydogisyourdog]

Kerry is a hell of a speaker/debater. My fist debate that i actually watched all the way through.. id say it was pretty cool. you learn a lot in 90 minutes.

[MightyJoe]

All I have learned is that Kerry does more flip-flopping then the guy making pancakes at the local IHOP.

[Sovereign]

IHOP owns. Kerry does not.

Did they talk about their stance on drugs at all? I didn't watch, but I want to know their opinions on that one matter.

[!King_Amazon!]

"The only thing Senator Kerry is consistant at is being inconsistant."

Owned.



Actually nobody really owned anybody. I think Bush did a lot better than you people are saying he did, and Kerry didn't do bad either but as always he just says he has a plan but doesn't say what it is.

The guy asked Kerry what he would do in a specific scenario and Kerry took it off in another direction.

[Grav]

Bush totally floundered on that one. I don't like either candidate, but WOW it was as if Bush was trying to sabotage himself. Maybe he doesn't want to be president anymore, I could understand that..

[Demosthenes]

Bush totally floundered on that one. I don't like either candidate, but WOW it was as if Bush was trying to sabotage himself. Maybe he doesn't want to be president anymore, I could understand that..

Yea, Bush and Kerry both kind of sucked. I would rather see Raziel and Grav run for president. It would certainly make the debates a lot more interesting.

[Vollstrecker]

i'd just like to say: fuck you, you little biased democratic faggot. grow a fucking sack and shut the fuck up.

Irony? Yes, please!


Shut up before I get my buddy Chewbacca to stick his bowcaster up your ass!

Make sure it's sideways first.

[Demosthenes]

Irony? Yes, please!
I was thinking the exact same thing




Make sure it's sideways first.

I was thinking the exact same thing. (It's implied)

[!King_Amazon!]

I really don't understand what you mean grav. What exactly did Bush do that made it seem like he was sabotaging himself? Both of them tripped up on osama/saddam's names.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yea, Bush and Kerry both kind of sucked. I would rather see Raziel and Grav run for president. It would certainly make the debates a lot more interesting.

Raziel would own grav so hard.

[Grav]

I really don't understand what you mean grav. What exactly did Bush do that made it seem like he was sabotaging himself? Both of them tripped up on osama/saddam's names.

It didn't look like he prepared at all. He basically kept walking right into holes for Kerry, even if Kerry wasn't good enough to bury him deeper. He just kept saying over and over, "How can someone who ____ be President?" And he even said something to the extent of: "I don't care about our troops, I just want to win in Iraq." He said that. He even said it's a good thing we have all these great people around, like the FBI director and such.. because fuck, he can't handle it..

[Kuja`s #1]

Bush completely failed to answer the question about if he thought Kerry would do a better job than him in Iraq.

They both didn't answer the question asking them to give a scenario or timeline about what they're going to do in Iraq.

They both were flustered. However, Bush did it more. HIS campaign team wanted the light system, yet Bush ran the time more than Kerry did.

His one barely goes to Kerry. If he hits Bush in one of the following debates, hard and buries him. I think Kerry could get ahead in the polls.

[Dr. Geekstar]

The only american president i EVER liked was Clinton... cuz of his affair with Monica :grin:

no serious, both bush and kerry sound/look/smell like total fags to me

GOGOGOGO SADDAM !!!11

[Kuja`s #1]

And people have the nerve to call me un-american because I like communism?

[zagggon]

Bush paused way too often and Kerry basically just said the same things he has been saying for the last 3 months. I thought the debate was very shitty and turned it off after about 20 min.

[Titusfied]

It was decent, but like everyone else already said, they didn't take enough personal shots at each other, and bury their opponents. Kerry did more than Bush in the limited time I watched the debate, but it wasn't very impressive on either part. Honestly, Kerry had much better arguement in a few of the areas, but overall, they both sucked..

[Vollstrecker]

It's truly depressing when the process of choosing the next leader of the USA turns into picking the lesser of two idiots.

[Kuja`s #1]

It's been that way for a decade or two, from what I've read about past presidential races. The thing is, neither of them sounds good talking. Reagan sounded and looked good. He wasn't smart, he just did the right things. Neither of these two morons lookis good, sounds good, or is very intelligent. I'm moving when I'm out of high school.

[Titusfied]

It basically seemed to me like this: Their parties gave them each like 2 or 3 points that they had to convey, and they both took every opportunity to go off on tangents and hit those points on every fucking question.. :(

[Vollstrecker]

Vote Vollstrecker for president in 2020!!

[kockblocker1]

How about president in 2021....

You would make a great president of Sealab. As long as we don't hide your Happy Cake oven.

[Vollstrecker]

No elections in 2021. ;)

I'd be eligible for the running in 14 years, but no elections between 2018-2019.

I'd be 37 in 2020.

[Lenny]

If your gonna move, move to England. OK, we've got Uni tuition fees, but so what? We also got first year Uni people taking on Tony Blair, just before the General ELection before his third term, and letting him dig his own hole and bury himself in it, nice and deep. Blair is an idiot, or is it that the English youth are quite clever?

Anyway, I wanted to watch the debate, but on English telly it was on at 2 i the morning, and I was kinda snoozing. Was it good? Did Kerry end up sweating because Bush refused to let him turn down the heating?

[zagggon]

lmfao no that was a rumor

[!King_Amazon!]

It's not a rumor about the heating, but no Kerry didn't seem to be sweating to me.

Kuja's you're just an idiot. Communism can't work. I don't even want to get into it here, make another thread if you want me to kill you on the subject.