The inevitable return of the Great White...Voll?

[Vollstrecker]

That's right ladies, I'm back.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[HandOfHeaven]

Welcome back.

[Randuin]

When'd you leave?

[Vollstrecker]

I moved about 2 weeks ago, and had difficulty gaining net access at my new residence.

That has been fixed.

[Sovereign]

Hi2u.

Hi2abby

:D

[Randuin]

Never knew that, good to have ya back.

[Thanatos]

Wtf is this!? An intelligent member coming back instead of a brain-dead moron? Party at my house, bitches.

Oh, and:
Hi volls
U knoe how 2 duep?

[Vollstrecker]

Oh, and:
Hi volls
U knoe how 2 duep?

Thankfully, not a single PM to that effect either.

GG

[Randuin]

Quick, go mod another area. Step away from the fire! :P

[iceman887]

welcome back

[Randuin]

Thanks so much guys :D I didn't know I had so much popularity.

Learn to use Zelaron, moron.

[platnum]

Welcome back.





rwfle

[Randuin]

Stop... Replying... To... My... Posts!!!

[zagggon]

shhhhhhhhhhhh Randuin

[KagomJack]

great to have you back dude.

[MightyJoe]

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

[Demosthenes]

That's right ladies, I'm back.

It's not Volls! It's a succubus!

[Grav]

This is what I sound like after 5 years..

[Randuin]

I don't think he'll fuck you... Ever :p So just give up.

[Vollstrecker]

It's not Volls! It's a succubus!

o_O

Damn, I got sexy then.

[Demosthenes]

o_O

Damn, I got sexy then.

Don't listen to him guys! He's sent to drain your life-force from you. For this information, I charge tree-fitty!

[Randuin]

Baal's minions will suck your brains!

[HandOfHeaven]

You know you like that...

[Randuin]

No, because Diablo sucks Mephisto's cock and you should kill yourself.

[Sovereign]

You're spam has gone from mildly entertaining to just outright stupid in just a matter of 6 months. I'm disappointed.

[Grav]

Translation: Stop exceeding my post count.

[HandOfHeaven]

No, you got clustered fucked by baal's tenticles.

[Randuin]

Here's a clue. Shut the fuck up.

[Sovereign]

Die? Kthx.

[Randuin]

Kk I respawned, where are you? I'm gonna shoot you with my shock rifle

[Sovereign]

Near the skedar ruins. Gotta get through Mr. Blonde first though.

[Randuin]

Omg, she's that javazon right? :( Gets me everytime.

[Vollstrecker]

Nice to know I haven't missed much...

[Randuin]

OMG Sp running out, hand me a full rejuvie :(

[Vollstrecker]

...please vacate yourself to the nearest convenient gas-chamber.

Thank you.

[Randuin]

But but but... I'm not jew :(

[Lenny]

Hi. Hmm Vollstrecker...........why your name in German? Why not just use Executor?

[Vollstrecker]

Because, usually names in other languages have the dual benefit of not being taken and sounding much cooler.

[Lenny]

Fair enough.

[Adrenachrome]

Glad to see you make it back so soon dude.

[Penny_Bags]

Wtf is this!? An intelligent member coming back instead of a brain-dead moron? Party at my house, bitches.

Oh, and:
Hi volls
U knoe how 2 duep? Are you calling me a brain dead moron? Or just neglecting to mention my very short dissapearance? If it's the former... then just die.

[Raziel]

Welcome back, Voll. Try not to leave stains in the carpet like you did to the last place.

[Vollstrecker]

Try not to leave stains in the carpet like you did to the last place.

I told the bitch she was bleeding all over the place.

Fucking women, they never listen...

[Thanatos]

I'm calling you fat.

[Penny_Bags]

I will kill you dead!!

[wilma]

good to see ya back man

[Thanatos]

As long as it's not messy. <3