Have you ever been in a fist fight?

[Penny_Bags]

Have you, or have you not... tell your story.

[Slim]

Nope, never really had to. I've had a few close calls though.

One situation involved someone being a little twat, and me letting him know damn well that he was being a little twat. After that, he kept saying he was going to kick my ass, but like two weeks later he apologized for acting like a twat.

Another time I snapped some dude with a towel and he threw a piss fit and told me if I did it again he was going to kick me in the face....so I did it again. A date and place was set up but he backed out of it at the last second.

[Hades-Knight]

Yes, very shortly...soon it turned into ultimate fighting tho......then into a free for all when both side's homies got involved.......left that with a couple purple spots on my face and all ver my back

[Penny_Bags]

The other day... at a school football game... a student staff guy, who is a year older than me decided that he was a fucking police... so as he is trying to break up some playfull moshing/mild rioting in the stands... I push him and tell him to "Shut the fuck up"... he less then kindly refuses. He obviously has some anger issues, and he flips out and tries to attack me. I have no friends nearby... this guy is bigger than me... much bigger. The only thing gaurding me now is 2 feet of distance, and a reputation. Thankfully, the latter was sufficient. I wouldn't really care if I got the shit kicked out of me... as long as I didn't lose any teeth. But as he lunged... three guys that I hardly know grab him and say "Calm the fuck down!" and "We've got your back Chris". Now as I am standing behind 6-10 large guys with a look of shrugging disbelief on my face.. as if to say "what the fuck are you going to do?"

So basically, I was a badass... and won what could have been a blood fight without lifting a finger.

[Mydogisyourdog]

ive gotten in too many to count. I really hate fighting though because it solves nothing, IMO. But yeah, ill tell you one. I was at this stupid gay ass party that my ex-gf dragged me to. Then she has this friend that hella jocks her, and she didnt tell me about it and she would hang out with him. Well, i asked her about it and she told me they were just friends. not more than an hour later, I find her making out with him. The guy was some "i can bench like 400 pounds" so when i lost my cool, he did too. I ended up with a bloody nose, black eye, and near broken jaw. But the other guy went to the hospital. Since he swung first, i got off as defending myself.

[Grav]

Yes, but not anything major like with K-R. And I'll say this much... getting face planted by having two people run past you with a 30 foot thick rope that hits your ankles is much, much more painful and much more amusing.

[zeal311]

I was at a party one night and was drunk past the fuckin test. I was in this room with some girl and we were fuckin around and shit. My friend comes and knocks on the door and i'm like WTF. He says you better get out here dude. I stumble out of the room and down the hall. I guess my friend got a gay dude to take him to buy a case of beer. When he got back this kid was like you roll with faggots dawg? And started talkin all this shit. I walk up to him and was just like wtf is your problem dude fuck you. He starts runnin his mouth sayin, "I roll with gangstas dawg" and all this other lame shit. He suddenly out of nowhere suckerpunches me in the cheek. We end up down on the ground somehow. I get some hits on him. And my friend is fighting his friend some random black guy. Were about to beat the dudes ass and his pussy ass pulls out a golf stick without the club, hits my other friend in the arm so we just left. Now I was wasted, my friend was rollin, and my other friend was tripping. If we would have all been tottaly sober like him, we would have stomped the shit out of them. God I hate drugs.

[Vollstrecker]

Not since 3rd Grade.

I seem to give off an aura of... something.

I can walk thru the Barrio and have walked thru the middle of a gang and not even a word is said to me. I don't understand it, I'm not terribly impressive (I don't think).

[MightyJoe]

I can walk thru the Barrio and have walked thru the middle of a gang and not even a word is said to me. I don't understand it, I'm not terribly impressive (I don't think).


lol volls, anyway I haven't been in a fist fight in like forever it seems. It was me vs. my brother not a really good fight but we ended up better after it, I think. Maybe all siblings need to do this?

[Hades-Knight]

Not since 3rd Grade.

I seem to give off an aura of... something.

I can walk thru the Barrio and have walked thru the middle of a gang and not even a word is said to me. I don't understand it, I'm not terribly impressive (I don't think).


REPRESENT G!

[Xenn]

Not really any real fist fights, but I've fought some black belts who take their karate a bit too seriously...

Needless to say I got pummelled, and those super-powerful kicks to the shins hurt pretty badly too.

[Demosthenes]

Yea. I've been in plenty of fights.

[w00t.ace]

I guess when I was obsessed with wwf wrestling( i was like 7) me and my brother would fight (he was like 11) but since it's all fake, i guess you wouldn't consider it one.

[gendark01]

Not really any fist fights cause the guy never hit back cause he didn't believe in violence but he always talked about beating the crap out of me and getting revenge. Some stupid kid on the bus that gets beaten up all the time. I kicked his ass all last year but kinda stopped cause it got old. He knows not to fuck with me those this year even though he is still getting his ass kicked by other people lol. :haha:

[HandOfHeaven]

Only one. I was in Colorado on vacation, and I'm hanging at the pool. I decide to jump in, and I "accidently" jump onto this kid who had been dunking me all day. He's like "What's your problem!!?!?" I sort of shrug it off and start walking toward the hot tub. He comes up and hits me right in the kidney. I'm sort of stunned, but then I turn around, I punched him in the sternum several times, nicked his head cuz he ducked, and then tackled him. He then proceeds to choke me when I go away to the hot tub again, so after a few hits from him to me in the face, I punch him so many times in the face. His face was purple, mine not much better. By this time a few other guys I'm hanging with come up and break it up. My back hurt for a little, and face hurt for a day, but it was somewhat fun. Kid outweighed me by about 100 pounds, but then again I only way 140.

[Penny_Bags]

Not really any fist fights cause the guy never hit back cause he didn't believe in violence but he always talked about beating the crap out of me and getting revenge. Some stupid kid on the bus that gets beaten up all the time. I kicked his ass all last year but kinda stopped cause it got old. He knows not to fuck with me those this year even though he is still getting his ass kicked by other people lol. :haha:Do you realize how much of a faggot that made you sound like? What's your address...

[zeal311]

Agreed. People like you disgust me.

[Titusfied]

Quite a few actually. I think a wrote a thread or two about some of the good ones that happened to me over the past few years too.

[undeadzombieguy]

One time I punched someone pretty hard on the head causing him to turn blind for like 30 minutes...apparently he had some problems with his eyesight I didnt know about and it had happened before. I got really scared cause I thought I had really knocked the guy blind :S. This was 4 years ago and I havent been in any fight since.

[tokill.ace]

Well, there was one time, but it doesn't really count. I was at my friend's b-day in 3-5th grade, I forget. So we were wrestling on his trampoline with teams. I just happened to be on a team with only one other person who was a nerd. I was like, SHIT. So just about 10 people kept beating me up. I got so fucking pissed, I went beserk. I nailed everyone off me and started tackling and punching my friends. Sure, it was for fun, but holy shit, I never even knew I had it in me at that time.

[D3V]

I've been in about 8 fights. There was one during a basketball game when this black bitch kept fouling me when I'd drive, he'd rip at my arm, and push me. So I called him a fucking nigger, and we just went at it, thankfully my friends broke it up before we both got hurt.

There was another time during class (Got suspended :D:D) And this Mexican kid I was talking shit to in Spanish (calling him burrito head, and taco bell n shit) and He said something like "You wanna get twisted" .. So I told him to take a shot, he had the balls to push me, while I was in my desk, almost push the desk over, but I got up fast as hell, and jupmed over the desk and tackled him into the next row (teacher already screaming calling for administators to come down) and I started wailing on that bitch, I hit him about 5 good times right in the face, and kicked him twice in the stomach, then I just said "FUck yeah! Fuck you bitch!" It was fucking great, two of my buddies kept everyone else out.

There was another time just recently outside of the movie theaters, (just saw collateral) and Some punk ass wigger boys were walkin' by with their hotass little girlfriends. So I whilsteled, said "Hey baby! Lemme get your number!" And my buddies repeated after me, and one of them said "Fuck you bitch!" So basically we started walking after them while they were going to their cars, and we're basically like "What the fuck are you going to do?" and the cocky bitch that looks like The professor on the and1 mix tape tour took a swing at me, I stepped back and grabbed him by the head and threw him into a car next to me, by friend Josh hit the big goofy fucker in the face and knocked him down, and Jared hit the blonde boy in the chin, and it was a brawl for about 2 mins. It was great.

And i've broken up about 15 fights during school, other than that, I'm a pretty mellow person.

[tokill.ace]

Nice D3V, NICCCE!

[Grav]

Don't you realize he's full of shit? Most of his past posts contradict these statements, as he said he's always being put down and being a pussy bitch.. right now he's living vicariously through who he wishes he was, remembering moments when he got owned.

[Penny_Bags]

Exactly... and besides, boasting about calling a Mexican person "Taco Bell" makes you look like a fucking moron. Which he is... so I guess he's just doing the right thing by not hiding his stupidity.

[Demosthenes]

Ok, so far I've heard about everyone kicking someone's ass. I want to also hear about you getting your ass kicked. Suck it up, if you get into a lot of fights, it doesn't matter who you are, you've gotten your ass kicked a couple of times. Please do tell.

[Vollstrecker]

Erm, I did get somewhat jumped on the way home from school a few years ago. I didn't include this in my "fistfights" post, you'll see why:

It was a Samoan(sp?) and a few of his little mexican friends. They came at me (for some reason I will never know), hit me a few times, and I just asked if they were done. He was like, "You want some more?", and I told him that if I wanted to fight, I'd have fought back. Then he says, "Yeah, that's what I thought.", and I just continued walking home.

I didn't include this in my post, as I didn't fight back. To me, passive resistance isn't participation in a fistfight.

[KagomJack]

Have you, or have you not... tell your story.
Yeah, I have been. Kid was making fun of a good friend of mine, so I told him off. Then he pushed me and I punched him back, then of course, he punched back. Soon I slammed him into a locker and THEN a teacher comes by and yells at me...saying I shouldn't have done it. Why? Because he was on the football team AND he was the teacher's son...

[gendark01]

Agreed. People like you disgust me.

You would of have to of known the kid to actually understand what the hell was going on. I would get on the bus everyday and sit there and listen to the kid running his mouth about all the people he was going to beat up. He would get himself into fights and then not fight. He would give people the finger and say bring it on but then when you hit him he would run off like a baby. He is a Senior this year and plays stupid Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon crap so I have my reasons for beating this kid up..

[KagomJack]

you know what, i was in another one in second grade. Whole group of black kids beat the shit out of me because I was white X.x I never did anything to them either, I can attest to that. Talk about reverse racism.

[D3V]

Oh i've been beat up alot, I just didn't say I should mention it. Most of these fights have been the past 3 years of HS. I used to get beatup in Jr. High by muh friends, but most of 'em weren't serious.

It's not really reverse racism, I don't know why anyone calls it that KJ, because technically it's still being racist....

[D3V]

Don't you realize he's full of shit? Most of his past posts contradict these statements, as he said he's always being put down and being a pussy bitch.. right now he's living vicariously through who he wishes he was, remembering moments when he got owned.

Grav I've seen your picture, your that gay ass nerd standing behind that car, I'd whip your ass any day bitch boy.

[Grav]

I'm not visible in that picture, it was a joke, shriveldick.

The only time you and whipping go in the same sentence is when you're having dessert.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Have you, or have you not... tell your story.
Quite a few times, unfortunately. When I do, I black out and dont care for laws or how far I take it...
I've almost sliced someone's throat before, but I was pulled back as I swung the blade by some friends of mine. Thankfully! That would of been all kinds of bad. :/

I try to avoid fights now, I dont want to fuck up my future, because I cant control myself once I start.

[Mydogisyourdog]

yeah, i did get beat, wasnt really a fight though. I was playing Rugby against some Huge ass team called '"Burbank". anyways, i late tackled this hella big Somoan and he punches me in the face. So i grab him and threw him on the floor yelling "i aint fightin you mother fucker" so i was running back (if you play rugby, you'll know) to my side, and the mother fucker lays me out. I hit my head on this sprinkler and i was done.

[tokill.ace]

How screwed did you get?

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh man. I almost forgot, on Saturday I got this huge bruise on my back. My buddy Collin was rocking out in the house, he fucking headbangs, kicks shit, jumps on people and breaks stuff. He jumped on me and started hitting me on the head while playing his "air guitar". I grabbed his legs and threw him down, big mistake. He turned around, and got me right in the gut. I managed to hit him a few in the ribs, but I got worked. Pummeled my back until the other guys peeled him off.

[Titusfied]

Heh, I've been in at least a dozen fights and never got beat up. At least I don't consider it getting beat up. Don't get me wrong, I've had some nice shiners and cuts, but I've done a lot worse to the other.

The only time someone could possibly say I got beat up was when I literally got jumped by 5 or 6 fucking 17 year old punks at a concert (I was 21). I knew the fight was inevitable, so I took action. My first punch landed square on the guy in the middle's (Random selection at that point) mouth/nose, and dropped him immediately. After that I was tackled to the ground. I grabbed the guy that tackled me in a head lock, rolled him over me so he was on the bottom and just wailed away at his face. Now believe you me, I split this guys face pretty bad. It was when I was doing this that I was getting kicked in my ribs, face, and all over basically by the others. Only reason I stopped was because a bottle was shattered over my fist (Which was clearly going for me head, but when I cocked my fist back, landed there). At that point, I got up, crawled away, and mad people intervened between myself and the rest of their crew.

Why was I the only one fighting you might ask? Because I lost everyone I went to the concert with. How? I was macking some chick, we were both drunk, and by the time we realized we lost everyone, we just said fuck it, we'll eventually meet up at the car after the show........ Oh well.. :(

The next day, my ribs were extremely sore, my knees cut up from the initial tackle and slight wrestling match, the outside of my hand was swollen but surprisingly not broken, and I had a nice lump above my right eye around my temple.

The only reason I don't consider that I got beat up was because I took out 2 of those faggots in the process, and 1 of them really really bad... :(

[D3V]

Sounds like phun.

[Titusfied]

Actually it was. My dad was quite a scrapper when he grew up, so he was dieing to know what happened. I've only been in a mere fraction of the fights he was in, so in my limited experience, he goes nuts when I tell the stories. :D

[TheFinalrei]

i R IN FIST FIGHT I USE LEGIT WHIRLWIND AND I R B33T ALL IN PK

[Vollstrecker]

Oh, son of a bitch.

He found the other forums. :(

[Sovereign]

This is your official warning. This is the general conversation forum, meant for serious and non bullshit spam filled posts.

Do not do it again. Any other spam posts made in this forum will result in immediate banning.

[Mydogisyourdog]

How screwed did you get?

I got a minor concussion, but nothing serious. I dont really remember what i said, but my coach told me i was trying to go back in the game. Anyways, in about 4 months, ill be playing those mother fuckers again. Started training already.

[tokill.ace]

The finerali should be shot.


















45 times.

[uncapped]

I've been in a few here and there, don't really try to keep track of them though.

One happened last year after a Varsity Football game on a friday night. We beat the best team in the league for some odd reason, and after I changed and shit I walked over to the stands to talk to some of my friends.

This black kid comes up from behind me, apparently realizing the Outside Linebacker that fucked him over every time he tried a sweep or toss. Anyways, the dude punches me in the spine, and I fucking collapse. I get up, a little shaken up, and the kid starts talking shit while his "boys" gather around like fucking baboons, screaming and shit. I punch the kid in the face, and all my friends start jumping his. Then the police come, and started chasing a bunch of us. A few kids got arrested, and I probably should have, but they luckily just gave me a lecture and let me go.

I couldn't stand up the rest of the weekend. Apparently the kid bruised my back pretty fucking good.

[Hades-Knight]

i R IN FIST FIGHT I USE LEGIT WHIRLWIND AND I R B33T ALL IN PK



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[HandOfHeaven]

If anyone could whrilwind that fast in real life they could actually own everyone and be untouchable. *grabs two yardsticks and attempts to whirlwind*

[Adrenachrome]

I've spent time in jail for breaking jaws with my right hook.

[robotbees]

first fight ever, this kid in kindergarten used to try to kick me, so one day i stood there and tried to get him to kick me but this time i grabbed his foot. i was pretty sure i invented that move at that point!!! he fell!
one day same kid is running and falls flat on his face, so instead of helping him up i walked over and kicked him right in the ass! some girl said she was going to tell on me so i pretended i was an insect and chased her away! i miss kindergarten.
first grade, two kids named vincent, one white, one black, white vincent comes up behind me and puts me in a full nelson, black vincent comes up in front of me and kicked him right in the fucking dick!!!!
the next day in the morning anouncments it was made very clear that kicking another student in the dick was not allowed. i had a fucking bloodblister i got kicked so hard. im glad it wasnt my balls!

3rd grade me and this kid used to both like this girl (that later i discovered was already a slut cause she asked me if i wanted to touch her pussy, and yeah she used that word too, i think back now that maybe something was going on at home because she shouldnt have known about that being a pleasurable thing yet, or calling it her pussy so freely, i told i didnt think we were ready for that, i was still into gi joes anyway) so me and this kid used to wrestle all the time, i hated that cause i felt closterphobic, he had one of those head you just love to punch though so it worked out most of the time.
6th or 7th grade there was this kid i used to HATE, we were on a class trip, my mom was a chaperone, he said she was a bitch and then he got punched in the fucking face by me! awesome.
8th grade, he made fun of this girl i liked, so i through him from the class room across the hall without touching the ground, he hit the lockers and slid down like in the movies! me = champion again!
freshman year, BIG kid in my grade. someone made up a rumor that i wanted to fight him, so i hear he wants to fight. for some reason the seniors like me, ive never figured this out but the cool kids in my school were the kids that skated/punk blah blah blah, couple skinheads, no racists. anyway, for some reason they hear about it and by the next day i find out, even though i didnt even have anything to do with this rumor, one of those kids caught him in the cafeteria and through him through a metal exit door and he landed at the bottom of the steps outside and didnt get up. not really a fight but funny.
senior year, i used to take my study hall and sneak into the younger grades gym class when there was a substitute if they were playing volleyball or hockey. i used to love those two thing. i sneak into hockey, some kid slashed my shins so i checked him out an exit door and he landed in a puddle outside. that was funny, he tried to stick me in the balls but missed.
freshman year of college. i go to county. this girl i was with had a stalker x boyfriend that was kind of in the same scene as my crew with bands and whatnot and i guess it wasnt cool with him, im ok, im like 6'1 but this dude is 6'5 and pretty strong. i hear he has it in for me so i gotta be a man and stick with the girl im with even though she ended up being a cunt.
so he comes in the diner and i hear he wants to fight me, so im sitting having some coffee, he comes over i tell him to sit down. im sweating bullets. i basically talk first, tell him that i hear some shit about him wanting to fight me and i dont like that. then he starts talking and basically just explained the situation that he didnt think everything was over between them and we end up kind of talking it out but not before we both agreed we should step outside. im pretty sure it was going to a fight until we looked through the doors and it turns out i got crazy respect for stepping out with this big dude and the whole diner stands up behind me and then he didnt want any part of it. we talked it out, almost a fight, most scared ive ever been but also the best ive ever felt.

another close call im only adding because it was unbelievable, im at the movies with just my girlfriend. i cant stand when people talk in the theatre and neither can she, some kids are talking, and she tells them to be quiet, they talked some more and just cursed. at the end it turns out the kids were like FIVE dudes and some girls so the 5, yeah, FIVE kids stand up and turn around, i figure i can either be a pussy or go down like a champ so i stood up in their face and yelled 'what!?' with hands in the air like a 'can i fuckin help you??' expression when someone has been staring at you a little too long. they didnt know what the fuck to do, apparently they didnt have that 'group mentality' and not any one of them individually felt they would win, which would have been true, none of them by themselves would have beat me, and they all looked at eachother and then started pushing eachother out of the way to get out of the isle!!!! i couldnt believe it and i felt like champ in front of my girlfriend too!!! that was the best id ever felt, fuck that other time i said was the best. this was the best definitely.
i think thats it. its mostly close calls except me getting kicked in the dick when i was in first grade. but if i remember correctly that era was still a good time because by the time i was in third grade i had ikari warriors for nintendo and that ruled!!!!

[Mydogisyourdog]

your story kinda reminds me of a time i went to this town called Davis. We were going to this bowling ally in the UC Davis community center. But we didnt have a parking pass so we parked like down the street about a half a mile. Anyways, me and two friends were walking, and this completely harmless/innocent dude is riding his bike (he looked kinda gay, but im not one to judge). so these 5 "skater/punk" kids start calling him fag, and queer and shit. Then as he rode by them, they like made him crash into some bushes and tried jumping him. So me and my friends ran over, and just beat the shit out of these punks. (they were about 15-16, im 17 /w my friends) Anyways, the guy ends up trying to give us money, but we said no. We told him we were going bowling so he bought us the game and cokes. And he was married.

[HandOfHeaven]

Well that's rather kind of you. I applaud your acts, you should have refuted the money but accepted when he offered again though.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Correction, should only be shot 20 times.











The other 25 bullets should be used on you.

[Titusfied]

Wow, I got in a great bar fight tonight, but I'm too tired and drunk to talk about it right now. I will elaborate tomorrow..

I won, BTW, but have a nice bloody lip and a gash in my head.. :(

I'm more than just a little sore right now..

[Penny_Bags]

ALright, update, I have been in 3 maybe four fights, if you consider a controlled wrestling/boxing match with pretty much good intentions. 2 of the other three weren't totally hardcore. Only a few punches thrown, and mostly just slamming each other into walls and shit...but one of them was in my school's bathroom, so it felt pretty hardass. The first fight I was in was really fucking hardcore, and it made me want to fight more... I don't know why... but fighting is just really really fun for some apparent reason. I am not a very big guy, and I am not afraid to admit, two out of the four fights I have been in, all since the start of this thread, I have lost, pretty badly. The first fight I was in, was at a school football game. Two thugged out black kids thought that they were going to jump me (they didn't just THINK they were going to, as it turns out). I was minding my own damn business and walking to my friends car after the game. One grabbed my neck and put me in a headlock, and the other one started punching my abdamon. I was really, really fucked. It was looking less like a fight and more like a gang raping. Then my friend saw me... and he came running. He is 5-11 and 220 pounds of All-American lacrosse player... and solid muscle..... and polish too. He fucking tackled the guy who was hitting me, and I threw the other guy over my shoulder... I kicked the guy in the head a few times, and my friend's fists had their way with the other unlucky son of a bitch... we took off... and I was having trouble breathing. I was scared as hell. I puked once. I still have bruising... or maybe thats from the other fights... I don't really know...

Why I enjoyed these occassions I don't know................ it's almost creepy.

[Doofus_AW]

Ive been in many fistfights, knife fights, gunfights and I have the scars to prove it :(

I grew up in a shitty part of the Maryland / DC border, was bussed to an all balck school in grade 2 and was fighting once a day at the age of 7 yrs.

And most of you know I was heavily involved in the drug trade as a young adult and that is by no means a peaceful business to be in... I ultimately got out because I did not want to kill someone or be responsible for someone elses death. It made me a much better person as far as self confidence and taking shit from no one goes but I wouldnt wish it on anyone...

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Gunfights?

Good lord, i've never touched a gun... I haven't been in a fight before, but i've had a few close encounters. Had to talk my way out of them, but im pretty weak. I want to get stronger though cause some people want to beat me up at my school -____-.

[Titusfied]

One of my roommates is from that similar area you described above, and the only reason he lives in Philly now is to get away from exactly what you are talking about.. A few of his friends were killed in gun fights, and he didn't feel safe around there any more..

[Penny_Bags]

That sucks... someone I know got killed this weekend. Guns are bad.

[Grav]

Hmm.......... I've had at least 5 bullets go within 5 feet of me.. that's always fun for a random encounter..

Friend of a friend borrowed $150 from friend of friend's friend who is also friend's friend and shot the guy, ran from the cops and killed himself in an alley..