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w00t.ace
2004-09-12, 11:58 AM
Okay, lemme just say one thing. I used to go to blizzhackers and i saw this there. And i have to say, everyone who responded to it was a cruel, heartless, bastard. Okay, what would you do, if your child was a retard?I would just keep him/her and care for him/her, but some people seem to think differently. Discuss.
Lenny
2004-09-12, 12:01 PM
Deep stuff. I'd care for them.
Grav
2004-09-12, 01:18 PM
Depends if I have my device yet.
Slim
2004-09-12, 01:38 PM
I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.
Demosthenes
2004-09-12, 01:59 PM
I'd name him zagggon, that's what I'd do.

I would advise against doing so. I might spontaneously shove a knife through its throat, if you do that. I gave you a fair warning. Don't hold me responsible for my actions.
Grav
2004-09-12, 02:04 PM
Don't worry, I've got my box of KABOOOM! Cereal.
Slim
2004-09-12, 02:19 PM
That's the point.
Demosthenes
2004-09-12, 02:25 PM
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

You could just save me some trouble and find out if that quote above is true.
Slim
2004-09-12, 02:26 PM
While we're on dead baby jokes...

What's grosser than a trashcan full of dead babies?
A live one in the bottom eating his way out.
tokill.ace
2004-09-12, 02:27 PM
I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.
Demosthenes
2004-09-12, 02:32 PM
I'd treat him with respect and do everything he needs.

Before I killed it.
wilma
2004-09-12, 03:14 PM
I would care for it still.

Dead Baby jokes:
Whats the difference between 1000 dead babies and a cadillac?
















































I dont have a cadillac in my garage
Jamesadin
2004-09-12, 03:17 PM
I heard this one:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and the boogyman?




I don't have a boogyman under my bed.
w00t.ace
2004-09-12, 03:52 PM
Hey guys, maybe could you post your dead baby jokes somewhere else? And please post without jokes, i wanna hear your guys' views.
Sovereign
2004-09-12, 04:23 PM
I'd take care of him just as I would a normal child. Retarded or not, he/she is my child.
Demosthenes
2004-09-12, 04:45 PM
In all honesty, I would love the kid just like I would love any of my other kids. Techniques for raising him might be different, as I would have to adjust to his specific needs, but I would love him/her just the same.
KagomJack
2004-09-12, 04:52 PM
Okay, lemme just say one thing. I used to go to blizzhackers and i saw this there. And i have to say, everyone who responded to it was a cruel, heartless, bastard. Okay, what would you do, if your child was a retard?I would just keep him/her and care for him/her, but some people seem to think differently. Discuss.

I'd definitely take care of the child. Just because they are retarded does not mean they are less deserving of life or love.
slaynish
2004-09-12, 07:34 PM
Meh.

I'd take care of it, all the same, protect it and everything.

I'd then get HELLA buff, and when people pick on my retarted kid, i'd knock the FUCK out of them. Third grade or not, that shit is bullshit!
w00t.ace
2004-09-12, 08:03 PM
You guys would not believe some of the crazy stuff the people in blizzhackers were saying, and some of them were seriously being honest, "I'd take it out back and have a picture of a clown on my 12-gauge and say smile! Then blast it's head off." and stuff about how they think all "retards" should be put into those gas chambers that hitler used on the jews and stuff.
platnum
2004-09-12, 08:07 PM
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail his other hand the the floor.
Demosthenes
2004-09-12, 08:18 PM
You guys would not believe some of the crazy stuff the people in blizzhackers were saying, and some of them were seriously being honest, "I'd take it out back and have a picture of a clown on my 12-gauge and say smile! Then blast it's head off." and stuff about how they think all "retards" should be put into those gas chambers that hitler used on the jews and stuff.

Link me to the thread.
HandOfHeaven
2004-09-12, 08:53 PM
Eh, I have a retarded uncle so I get used to it. I'd just raise the kid any normal way, with certain changes. Hell, my brother is practically retarded, he's got asberger's syndrome, his mind is just wired different. Really fucking sucks to live with him cuz I wanna rip his head off at times, but hey, that's life.