View Full Version : Wow... I am a cruel, heartless bastard...
Penny_Bags
2004-08-27, 05:56 PM
So I am chatting with a long time friend from gradeschool. This girl has always on and off had feelings for me. The problem is, she is overweight, and not just a little. The reason that I don't have feelings for fat people is because I would never want to be with a girl who does not respect their body. It has nothing to do with being a horny member of the male species who often barks "No Fatties PLZ". At sometimes she almost obsesses about getting me to feel for her... it's sickening. Sickening....
So I am talking to her on AIM, and I Look at her profile. It says "Those who love no one but themselves have reserved for them a private Hell!!!!" I asked her what she meant by putting that in there, and she explained to me that people shouldn't be "selfish", or seomthing like that. Basically she tried to guilt trip me... LMAO, guilt trip me. That isn't possible.. And I said in a tone that seemed a little bit too smart assy when I review it "Well if it was private, and they only loved themselves, wouldn't that be sweet as hell for them?" She got pissed and went on a 500 word rant about how I should be "nicer". That set me right the fuck off. I am ridiculously nice to her, and there have been points when she stops talking to me for a week and then says something like, "I liked you for a while recently, I don't anymore... but honestly, I hated you at one point for not liking me back". WTF?!?!?!?! What. The. Fuck... honestly. So after she says "You could afford to be a little bit nicer and sympathetic ASSHOLE" I say "You could afford to get a treadmill". Maybe that will keep the bitch off of my balls.... I just hope she doesn't sui.
Titusfied
2004-08-27, 06:28 PM
I doubt she'd commit suicide unless she has portrayed those feelings to you before. Fuck it, it's not your fault you are not attracted to her. Some people are, you apparently are not. Everyone has different tastes and if she can't handle that, fuck her.
I don't think you did anything really all that wrong, but the treadmill line probably wasn't the best thing to say..
Shining Knights
2004-08-27, 07:59 PM
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Ganga
2004-08-27, 08:05 PM
It's always nice to have someone like you, do you guys see each other regularly at real life tho? If not fuck her.
kockblocker1
2004-08-27, 08:10 PM
Unless she's got some hot friends and is willing to hook you up then dump that bitch. I think Snoop said it best:
"I treat a bitch like 7up, I never have I never will"
Hades-Knight
2004-08-27, 08:16 PM
I know what you mean.....those girls are a no-no, not because they are fat, but because usually fat girls demmand more attention, they literally own you if you are with them.
tokill.ace
2004-08-27, 09:45 PM
Maybe she'll get her fat sucked out?
KagomJack
2004-08-27, 09:53 PM
Honestly, you didn't do anything wrong...with the exception of the treadmill comment.
Demosthenes
2004-08-27, 09:53 PM
Dude, if she's pestering you then you didn't do anything wrong Penny. That treadmill line cracked me up. Just tell her to relax a little bit, I guess. Also, don't be mean to her. There was this girl in my old neighborhood that was pretty fat. Didn't see her for around 6 months, and she got skinny, and pretty. Either way, you didn't do anything too bad man.
HandOfHeaven
2004-08-27, 10:04 PM
Eyyyyyyyy!!!!
HandOfHeaven
2004-08-27, 10:12 PM
No fat chicks please.
KagomJack
2004-08-27, 10:18 PM
Alright shithead. You need to start laying off of this.
slaynish
2004-08-27, 10:24 PM
Rofl................
GJGJGJGJ
platnum
2004-08-27, 10:59 PM
The question will always come up. "Do you think i'm fat?" YES, now fuck off.
tokill.ace
2004-08-27, 11:11 PM
LoL, KANGOMS FAT..AND A BISEXUAL AHAHAHAHAA!!
iceman887
2004-08-27, 11:33 PM
i thought it was funny when hoh posted that pic
Basically, Kagom was owned. Alrighty then.
KagomJack
2004-08-28, 09:44 AM
and everyone who posted about me and not on what Penny posted about is an off-topic shithead.
On-topic: Penny, how do you feel about her anyway?
tokill.ace
2004-08-28, 09:49 AM
You just said something off-topic shithead.
Note: Penny your cool for calling her a treadmill.
HandOfHeaven
2004-08-28, 09:50 AM
You didn't post about Penny's subject. DIE! I found it rather amusing....
Question is, why isn't this thread in Chat Forum yet?
Note: Penny your cool for calling her a treadmill.
God you're stupid....he said she should GET ON A TREADMILL, not that she IS a treadmill. Dyslexic are you?
Hades-Knight
2004-08-28, 10:19 AM
You just said something off-topic shithead.
Note: Penny your cool for calling her a treadmill.
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iceman887
2004-08-28, 10:22 AM
the pictures are x's
Penny_Bags
2004-08-29, 02:39 PM
I have been her good friend for a long time... I AM CONSTANTLY NICE TO HER. And I am the only guy that is, because lots of guys around here are assholes. Especially to her. So naturally she says "OMG he must like me." and then when I say I don't she says "OMG I must be worthless." She pesters me so much eventually I just flipped out, but she is really sensitive about that............. However, I don't fear the truth. I don't mind knowing or telling the truth to anyone.
tidus2005
2004-09-02, 08:01 PM
well i would have to say that i follow right along with the title of the thread because me and my friends constanly make fun of this one girl at our school but it is not because she is fat it is because she is ugly and annoying as fuck. she is our school mascot and has a foam head to wear at our foot ball games so ever time she takes it off we yell at her to put the head on and then we just lose it. well my friends and i went to a conference called model UN and this girl was running for an office and she called her self a cheerleader in part of her speach and we just lost it becuase at my table we said put the head on. so the next week at school in english class we have to tell our teacher what we would satirize and we are going around the room and the kid next too me saw what i wrote on my paper and he said that i didnt have the balls to say it so when my turn comes around i stand up and say that i would satirize Mascots who think they are varsity cheerleaders...................................... ..................... then this big ackward silence follows becuase no one could believe it because this girl is in my english class. then she yell how uncalled for it was and i just said no it wasnt because you should not call yourself a cheerleader when you are not because it gives our school a bad name. well after she got done yelling at me i got sent to the guidance office and had to talk to the guidence councelor about it and then she wanted me to appologize to the girl and i told her no. which didnt help me out any at all because i am an A and B student and was going to get inducted into the national honor society but after this i didnt get in. so my moral is that it is okay be a cruel heartless bastard as long as you dont do it infront of a teacher or someone else who has influence over you future.
oh and by the way i also believe in telling the truth and i feel that the truth should always be told but i have learned that often times people do not like to hear the truth about themselves.
Demosthenes
2004-09-02, 08:05 PM
Don't be so arrogant that you don't appologize to her if they ask you. In the end, you had your fun, but it only ended up hurting you. Probably not worth it. Even if you didn't do anything wrong, just appologize to please the administration, especially if you are after something like the national honor society.
tidus2005
2004-09-02, 08:09 PM
oh it was too late to appolgise for it anyway because my english teacher was on the board of teachers who select the students so i already had fucked my self and i knew it so i sure as hell was not going to gratify them by appologizing to her.
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