The dumbest thing you've ever dun?

[PureRebel]

well, i havent got one thing, i have a few, ive gone of a cliff with an umbrella..ill post more l8r

[Randuin]

Wow, you are the rebel!

[tokill.ace]

I played chicken on 4x4's with my friend goin 70 mph crashed 4 times. Hurt like hell.

[Hades-Knight]

I sent mantralord my pic.......now he has it posted all around his room wall

[KagomJack]

I posted in a thread that was started by you.

[Arkantis]

it all started with a burrito.. as did it end.

[osmoses-jones]

coming to america then later found out they let people like gay, bi, and lez live.

[Slim]

Reading this thread, I'm going to go smash my face in with a fucking sledge hammer for it. Learn to type.

[Arkantis]

coming to america then later found out they let people like gay, bi, and lez live.
I was born here and i am still mad about that.

[-Spector-]

this is the BIIIIIIIG shit

[Ganga]

coming to american and found so many dumb racist assholes. On the bright side, I got my free education from high school all the way to finishing my 4 years university, so... that kinda even out, after I got all the free shit from this country, I am bouncing back to Asia!!!

[Raziel]

Racism and bigotry aren't American exclusives, dude. It's just significantly more prominent here than a lot of other countries. You want racism, move to South Africa.

[HandOfHeaven]

I thought most South Africans were sexist also, they are way biased with their men and treat the women like shit.

Anyways, trying to cut a pizza and nearly cutting my thumb off.

[Ganga]

... that doesn't make american less racist is it? You never were minority, hearing, reading is nothing compare to personal expereince.

[-Spector-]

maybe you damn chinese people should open your eyes up a little and see what America really is.....Oh wait!

[D3V]

Pwned. Fucking pwned.

Yeah if you didn't want to be a minority, get yoru chink ass outta our country, and go eat some rice in your fucking hut.

Dumbest thing i've ever done is start shit with some 'latino kings' that live a few blocks down. I've fought with their little gangster buddy a few times and after harassing them and beating up their little friend, they jumped me and kicked my ass.

That was only a few years ago, and the birth of my racism.

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[zeal311]

Got pissed off and kicked a garbage bag with my bare feet. Little did I know this bag was full of broken glass. Blood....everywhere....

[Hades-Knight]

yeah when I live din Venezuela I used to think the USA was the shit, now it think its just plain shit.......

[Grav]

I nonchalantly walked off a boat. Twice. As well as rolling out of a moving car, much to my surprise. No questions.

[Mantralord]

The dumbest thing I've ever "dun" was reply to this thread. And form that last sentence. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And that last one. And falling off my chair.

[Sovereign]

Drank too much alchohol once. Nearly died. Wasn't fun.

[tokill.ace]

My friend hit a bump on his RTV and the handle bars went right through his skull. Like to tippy top of his skull. He survived thankfully.

[slaynish]

That'd probabally be walking around with my hands and arms in my shirt and having brandnew sox on with slippery floors.

I tripped and cracked my chin...

[zeal311]

That'd probabally be walking around with my hands and arms in my shirt and having brandnew sox on with slippery floors.

I tripped and cracked my chin...

Hilarious mental image. *sorry*

[‡AC‡]

Walked into a glass door...

[Ganga]

Pwned. Fucking pwned.

Yeah if you didn't want to be a minority, get yoru chink ass outta our country



On the bright side, I got my free education from high school all the way to finishing my 4 years university, so... that kinda even out, after I got all the free shit from this country, I am bouncing back to Asia!!!

Did I forget to said how many dumb ppl in US also?

How can you hate other people b/c they're different color, or speak different? We're all humans. Why cant you understand that? >.> All you're doing is hating other humans. Just like if you hate your dad/mom.

I hate nigger as not the color or speak different, I hate nigger for their igorant and rude shits, I don't care what color they are, as long as they are "nigger" I dislike them, and US just full of those bastards.

[KagomJack]

that's what my dad says when he uses "Nigger" that doesn't mean the race of a person, but the kind of a person who is lazy, self-centered, stupid, rude, crude, and perverted.

[Penny_Bags]

You morons... the term nigger was a term originating from the times of Slavery. Saying it seriously in regard of a black person makes you racist. It doesn't matter what kind of black person you are talking about... you are being a racist. I am sick of these morons that think there are "two kinds of black people" because of Chris Rock's Richard Prior ripping stand up routines. Fuck Chris Rock. His only good thing he ever did was play the 13th Apostle in Dogma and the routine "Bigger and Blacker"... okay don't fuck Chris Rock. Just fuck his one routine.

[Ganga]

and black ppl originated from afraca, I don't see them going back there? I can use the word nigger what ever i want nigger. I also never said I am not racist.

[Demosthenes]

and black ppl originated from afraca, I don't see them going back there? I can use the word nigger what ever i want nigger. I also never said I am not racist.

Well, white people originated in Europe, I don't see them going back there either. What's your point? And as long as we're redefining words, and being racists, I think I should start as well. I'm with D3V. I hate chinks. Oh, and by the way, when I say chinks, I don't mean chinese people, I just mean people that think they're part of the fucking Triads, and try to run my fucking parents over because they can't fucking drive. Oh, and people that are like the person in the bottom half of this picture:

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg01132004/Casper-29.jpg

Other than that chinese people are cool with me, but hey, I hate chinks. I might as well go dance around like a fucking lunatic with a white robe on my head.

[!King_Amazon!]

... that doesn't make american less racist is it? You never were minority, hearing, reading is nothing compare to personal expereince.

Last I checked if I remember correctly, less than 50% of america is white people so technically we're all minorities.

[Demosthenes]

Last I checked if I remember correctly, less than 50% of america is white people so technically we're all minorities.

No, white people are still a majority.

[Demosthenes]

According to the CIA:

white 77.1%, black 12.9%, Asian 4.2%, Amerindian and Alaska native 1.5%, native Hawaiian and other Pacific islander 0.3%, other 4% (2000)
note: a separate listing for Hispanic is not included because the US Census Bureau considers Hispanic to mean a person of Latin American descent (including persons of Cuban, Mexican, or Puerto Rican origin) living in the US who may be of any race or ethnic group (white, black, Asian, etc.)

[!King_Amazon!]

As of when? When I checked I think blacks were around 30%. Maybe I'm thinking of my town or something, but I'm pretty sure this was the country.

[Demosthenes]

That's from 2000.

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh well, I still feel like a minority. And I disagree with Affirmative Action.

[Ganga]

mjordan2nd, that was a rhetorical question, because penny said the word nigger is originated from black, so when ever someone said nigger it have to mean racist toward black people, so I use as black originated from Africa.

And I hate people that are like the person in the poor section this picture:

[tokill.ace]

That is too true.

[Slim]

While we're stereotyping....Asians don't get pussy, women hate small dicks.

[Ganga]

While we are stereotyping....Americans don't get pussy, they get asses. Americans women have looses pussy, so americans men turn into this:

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Sovereign/Image_02.jpg

[Penny_Bags]

MJ... that KICKED ASS. That was... amazing... not kidding... NICE. PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN.




Ganga said:

"and black ppl originated from afraca, I don't see them going back there? I can use the word nigger what ever i want nigger. I also never said I am not racist."

You shithead. I never said you couldn't use the word and I why the hell does it matter that you never said that you were racist? We all know you are, you don't have to point it out to me for it to be truth. And just because you admit to being racist doesn't make it right, it just makes you a complete douche bag. I never judge people by their skin color. Having said that, there are certain members of all races that I hate.

Let me think... you are Chinese... you are pissing me off, however I have a Chinese friend, and she also gives very good hea- nevermind.........

hmmmm... MJ is black, he is one cool mother fucker... Tyrannici- wait he is white... there is a black kid at school named Jerome who I can't stand because he is a cocky little shit...

hmmm... white people... My best friend is white... however my greatest enemy is white.

I have a hispanic step cousin named Lorenzo, he is tight as balls... I have a co-worker named Pedro, also hispanic, he is an asshole.

There are people of all races that I like and dislike, and it is never because of their skin color. My comfort with the issue of racism allows me to say words like "nigger", "chink", and .........."nigger", without being serious about it.


Talk to you later chink!

[Penny_Bags]

While we are stereotyping....Americans don't get pussy, they get asses. Americans women have looses pussy, so americans men turn into this:
While we are stereotyping, you can't speak English for shit! Wait... that's not a stereotype, it's the blatant truth. Fuck yourself.

[Ganga]

Chill penny, we are joking here, you taking internet shits way too serious.

Being said that, I never said I was not racist and I never said I was racist?
"There are people of all races that I like and dislike" that I use the term nigger for, and when I use it, I meat it, you being the first nigger for this forum.

Talk to you later Nigger!

[PureRebel]

Wow, alot more replies to this thread than i thought, But this is supposed to be about Dumb things uve all done, not dissin each other..

btw more dumb things ive done, water skiing bear footed, and i rolled and my face hit water really hard, my left side of face was numb for almot a week, and i ate about a 8 cups if snow, i vomited up more than i ate rofl.

[zeal311]

MJ that was pure pwn. I'm so proud ;)
Ganga your an idiot. And as long as your being racist and using sterotypes I will too and assume that you have a very small penis. Send a pic of your dick to mantralord so he can judge. Fuck YOU.
Back on topic:
When of the dumbest things I have ever done was take time to respond to Ganga when he barely knows english anyway and probalby won't be able to read this.

[Ganga]

I know I will be up against the whole US population in the forum, but you guys are pretty weak, all I see is arguments against my English.
First of all, I stated I hate niggers neither because of their color nor language, then I stereotypes following someone's stereotypes responds. Which that make me either racist and nor sterotypes. Since none of your children can read, I hope God bless American’s children, they really need it.

[zeal311]

YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL IN AMERICA! Stop contradicting yourself. Christ

[Demosthenes]

I know I will be up against the whole US population in the forum, but you guys are pretty weak, all I see is arguments against my English.
First of all, I stated I hate niggers neither because of their color nor language, then I stereotypes following someone's stereotypes responds. Which that make me either racist and nor sterotypes. Since none of your children can read, I hope God bless American’s children, they really need it.


Ganga, you're so fucking ignorant. When you say you hate "niggers," you are inherently implying that you hate black people, by the very definition of the word. Are you too damned dense to see that? I mean, with your self-proclaimed intelligence, you should at least be able to see that.

And another thing, since facts seem to have eluded you somehow, let me present some for you.

The Ten Richest People in the World:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton


None of them are of Oriental origin, and nine of them are in fact white. And of course everybody is going to belittle your English, you don't know what "nigger" means. And quit bitching about everyone coming down on you. Bigotry, whether you knowingly do it, or unintentionally do it, deserves a good slap on the wrists and perhaps a knife in your navel.

[Penny_Bags]

Tru dat... tru dat.

[KagomJack]

Hey fuckhead, Americans get plenty of pussy. While we're stereotyping, the Chinese were only good for the following three things: (1) Action movie stars (2) General Tso's Chicken and (3) FUCKING SARS

[Slim]

You left out hentai and the most disgustion pornography on the face of the earth. Asia sucks.

[KagomJack]

Heh, I'm talking about Chinese people in general. you're referring to Japanese people bud.

[Slim]

I've been referring to Asians. Try correcting me again and I'll tell Mantra you said he's sexy :rolleyes:

[KagomJack]

fine fine :P I knew you were talking about Asians though. I was making a comment that the hentai and weird porn is mainly Japanese :D but w/e dude. You win :p

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh, another thing I did was take a hike in sleet in sandals up a mountain. I ended up cutting like 5 blisters I already had, and almost shredding my foot when I slipped on a rock. Thank God for Neosporin and BandAids/Athletic tape.

[Ganga]

Ganga, you're so fucking ignorant. When you say you hate "niggers," you are inherently implying that you hate black people, by the very definition of the word. Are you too damned dense to see that? I mean, with your self-proclaimed intelligence, you should at least be able to see that.

And another thing, since facts seem to have eluded you somehow, let me present some for you.

The Ten Richest People in the World:
1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton


None of them are of Oriental origin, and nine of them are in fact white. And of course everybody is going to belittle your English, you don't know what "nigger" means. And quit bitching about everyone coming down on you. Bigotry, whether you knowingly do it, or unintentionally do it, deserves a good slap on the wrists and perhaps a knife in your navel.


Fine, since you all want to stick to the word "nigger" to black people, like their rightfully owns it from the slavery, I will now respect yours wishes, and maybe don't use the word, unless I am talking to my roomate.

Maybe you are right, I am too fucking ignorant, and who to blame? I learn it all from this great country of America. I don't know what's going on in the great Texas Houston, but the environment is bad here, I have no intention to stay here to cook you guys "shrimp fries rice", or whatever you guys call it.

Maybe my English is that bad, I have no idea whatsoever that top 10 lists of richest people in the world have to do with the topic we discussing.

[-Spector-]

Ganga please....go eat an egg role

[!King_Amazon!]

You said asians get all of the money. He said there isn't an asian in the top 10.

Bill Gates is not the richest man in the world, there's a guy who owns a country who is much much richer, but they don't count him because they think it not fair that he owns a country.

[Demosthenes]

Fine, since you all want to stick to the word "nigger" to black people, like their rightfully owns it from the slavery, I will now respect yours wishes, and maybe don't use the word, unless I am talking to my roomate.

Maybe you are right, I am too fucking ignorant, and who to blame? I learn it all from this great country of America. I don't know what's going on in the great Texas Houston, but the environment is bad here, I have no intention to stay here to cook you guys "shrimp fries rice", or whatever you guys call it.

Maybe my English is that bad, I have no idea whatsoever that top 10 lists of richest people in the world have to do with the topic we discussing.

Dude, your ignorance doesn't have to do with a lack of education, it just has to do with a lack of common sense. And the reason I gave you that top 10 list is because of the picture you posted earlier, about the rich Asian and the white hobo.

[Demosthenes]

You said asians get all of the money. He said there isn't an asian in the top 10.

Bill Gates is not the richest man in the world, there's a guy who owns a country who is much much richer, but they don't count him because they think it not fair that he owns a country.

Which guy are you talking about?

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't even know his name or remember the country, I might look it up in a second.

[KagomJack]

Dude, ever notice that a lot of smart people lack common sense? My friend is a genius on many levels, but when we were going to homeroom, he kept going into the wrong room, even though I showed him where it was 5 times.

[!King_Amazon!]

I can't remember his name, and can't find him on yahoo. Good luck, I'll find out who he is tomorrow.

[Demosthenes]

The only person I could possibly think of is Hassanal Bolkiah Muizzaddin Waddaulah, the Sultan of Burnei, but he lost a lot of his wealth. He was the richest person alive in 1997...

[!King_Amazon!]

Well this guy's brother bought every kind of flight simulator ever made and he banished him from the country if that helps anything.

[Demosthenes]

Heh, not really, but until we find out who this guy is we're going to assume that Forbes has it right, and Bill Gates is in fact the richest man alive.

[!King_Amazon!]

Well like I said forbes doesn't include this guy because they think it unfair. He might be on the forbes website if there is one. I'll check.

[Ganga]

I make that picture is in Reponses to YOUR first stereotypes, you want me to prove how many white nerds sits at home and play star craft? Look now farter but scroll down to D2 section.

When did I said I learn my common sense from "education"? I said I learn this so call "ignorant" (Not knowing nigger only refer to black) by living in the great nation of America.

From this thread, you can really see who some averages Joe are. So far all I see is MJ being the smart one, he is only one that giving legitimist facts, rest of you’re just giving out some useless posts as "go fuck yourself" "go eat an egg roll". That also can prove me how many ignorant asses in the US.

[Slim]

What the fuck else would the word nigger refer to? Jesus Christ, that's not lack of education, that's being a flat out dumbass.

[Ganga]

Well no one certainly teach me what nigger means. I also really want to know where you guys learn it, I mean the complete meaning or it. Hell, I call my black roomate nigger all the time.

[Penny_Bags]

jimiVoodoo323: ganga is a fucking putz
Slim1882006: understatement of the week right there
Slim1882006: he does disprove one asian stereotype though
jimiVoodoo323: intelligence?
Slim1882006: bingo

PWN

[Slim]

What GOOD school would teach the meaning of the word nigger? Jesus tap dancing Christ...wake up, dumbass.

[Ganga]

Should I be embarrassed because of two dumbass in this forum having a conversation?

[Grav]

Dancing rainbows! Sugoi..

[Slim]

No, you should be ashamed because you're helping lay to waste the only good Asian stereotype.

[Ganga]

What GOOD school would teach the meaning of the word nigger? Jesus tap dancing Christ...wake up, dumbass.

Once fucking again, I didn't said I didn't learn the word from education.

[Ganga]

No, you should be ashamed because you're helping lay to waste the only good Asian stereotype.

Tell me which stereotype would that be?

[Demosthenes]

Tell me which stereotype would that be?

You should be able to figure that out pretty easy, as it was just stated above, but I'll say it again for you, this time in big bold letters.

INTELLIGENCE

And it's not too hard to figure out what the meaning of "Nigger" is. For fucks sake, if you can't do it any other way, look it up in the dictionary.

[Slim]

The one that says Asians are intelligent, did you completely miss Penny's post? Oh, wait you replied to it...maybe you're just stupid?

[Grav]

Tell me which stereotype would that be?

..Ouch. -_-

[KagomJack]

is there even a point to this thread anymore?

[Grav]

You're right, it's gone way off-topic.


Back to the main point guys, Kagom loves the cock.

[KagomJack]

Just, for some odd reason, when I read your post, Grav, I laughed my ass off...I have no fucking clue why either.

[!King_Amazon!]

is there even a point to this thread anymore?
Hopefully the end soon.

[Ganga]

Ouch I guess you got me there. I didn't actually clearly read penny's posts, but whatever, I can't read for shit, my English is soooo bad, so it's not my fault.

lol, Grav ya that's some comedy, as always. Oh I found this definition from dictionary.com, it did mention black in #1, but in #2, it didn't say anything about black.

nig·ger ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ngr)
n. Offensive Slang

1.
a. Used as a disparaging term for a Black person: “You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger” (James Baldwin).
b.Used as a disparaging term for a member of any dark-skinned people.

2. Used as a disparaging term for a member of any socially, economically, or politically deprived group of people: “Gun owners are the new niggers... of society” (John Aquilino).

[HandOfHeaven]

Just, for some odd reason, when I read your post, Grav, I laughed my ass off...I have no fucking clue why either.
Maybe because he is right and you're just completely gay and not bisexual. $100 to the person who finds out that Kagom is straight and is just saying he is bi for attention....

[KagomJack]

Mwa ha ha ha! I'd just lie to get the money dude. Don't you think that a lot of the people here would? HoH, I ain't lyin' to ya man. I didn't say any of what I said because I want attention. I know you wont' believe me, but I am sincere with this.

[HandOfHeaven]

FAG! Damnit! FAG! Let's lynch the douche :hanged: .







































Then we can celebrate! :jump: :jump: :jump:

[KagomJack]

ha ha ha! You really want to know about me? IM me on AOL then punk. I doubt you will because you don't care and don't feel like it.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, I probably won't because I don't care and I don't feel like it.

[KagomJack]

Yep...how's the weather in your town? Cool? Warm? Sunny? Cloudy?

[HandOfHeaven]

Raining. But from what I hear yours calls for a chance of being straight. Never happens
I'm on AOL bitch, you IM me.

[!King_Amazon!]

The way you told us made it obvious you did it for attention.

[KagomJack]

The way it was presented, yes it does. But was it meant to be? No.

[HandOfHeaven]

Quit flirting with him. All you want is buttsecks. FREAK!

[Demosthenes]

Ouch I guess you got me there. I actually clearly read penny's posts, but whatever, I can't read for shit, my English is soooo bad, so it's not my fault.

lol, Grav ya that's some comedy, as always. Oh I found this definition from dictionary.com, it did mention black in #1, but in #2, it didn't say anything about black.

nig·ger ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ngr)
n. Offensive Slang

1.
a. Used as a disparaging term for a Black person: “You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger” (James Baldwin).
b.Used as a disparaging term for a member of any dark-skinned people.

2. Used as a disparaging term for a member of any socially, economically, or politically deprived group of people: “Gun owners are the new niggers... of society” (John Aquilino).

Yes, and since you don't know what it means, or how it's used, let me tell you. It was what white people called black people when we were slaves. When a person says it in society, it's generally meant as a degrading term towards a black person, much like "chink" is for Chinese people. Now, even if you did mean it with the second definition, you know that it's generally used as a degrading term for a black man, so why use it in the first place. Using that is just looking for trouble.

[KagomJack]

All you do is make very shitty jokes pertaining to the topic of my sexuality.

[Ganga]

LOL, lets get off the "serious" topic for second and make fun of kagom!!

[HandOfHeaven]

Go play pocket pool with your manfriends!

[Thanatos]

So... who was the country-owner?