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Grav
2004-08-19, 09:41 PM
Being reminded by something, I logged into my Yahoo account today.

You have 2784 unread messages:
Inbox(42), Bulk(2742)

That's nice, I thought to myself in italics. But instead of clicking empty on the bulk folder as I usually would, I decided to delve into the spam.. and laughed at what I saw.


Live Fun - SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Have you had your stripper today??

Well shit, I forgot to take mine this morning..


Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?


Lose Weight - I lost 30 pounds in 30 days on the 1 Day Diet!

That's D3v math right there..


Thrilling Offers - What's Your RealAge? Take the Quiz

Real fucking thrilling. I can go to a website over run with IE exploits and take a quiz to find out how old I am. Sounds like a plan.


Survey Scout - Your two cents is worth something

Duh.
Demosthenes
2004-08-19, 10:00 PM
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Yea, right.

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Because I have one, right...

Are you paying too much for health insurance?
No.

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Everyone wants to meet me.

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Thanatos
2004-08-20, 09:27 AM
Yahoo doesn't even block spam on my e-mail anymore because I have so much adresses blocked already. I get around 800-900 spam e-mails a day. It pisses me off to an extent I can't describe. When I delete them all, I am probably deleting some e-mail from family/friends. I've just got to get a new account..
BlueCube
2004-08-20, 04:49 PM
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I love you GMail, and your superior filtering abilities.
Tyrannicide
2004-08-20, 08:22 PM
Get your True Compatibility rating (from some bitch)
Are you saying im gay bitch? No need, my cock would be in you so fast you'd bleed.

How would Jesus handle this?
I dont know, im not religious so you tell me. Wait, I dont give a shit.

$10,000 Guaranteed approval
Hmmm, sounds interesting, to bad its all bs.
Grav
2004-08-20, 08:38 PM
That sucked, don't do it again. The idea is for funny spam, not run of the mill shit.
Penny_Bags
2004-08-20, 10:30 PM
"Free Weapons of Viagagra Penis Thanks JESSICA HOT SEX!?!?"

That's nuts.
D3V
2004-08-21, 08:23 PM
D3V's math.. Yeah. If you don't want all that spam quit signing up for donkey punching sites, Grav.
Mantralord
2004-08-21, 09:56 PM
You've just won a free IPOD!*

*No, you didn't.
Demosthenes
2004-09-07, 11:02 PM
Does it matter?

Your photo, uahhh.... , you are naked!

*along with an attached .exe*
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2004-09-08, 05:57 PM
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2004-09-08, 08:30 PM
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Vollstrecker
2004-09-09, 03:43 PM
Here's a good one I got (similar to this one by Grav)

Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?



"The Christian way to eliminate your debt"
How would I do that, raid Jerusalem? Jesus wants YOU.
PureRebel
2004-09-10, 04:04 AM
Lol!! gg voll, too bad i never get spam, well the closest thing i get to spam is 1000+ emails a week from zelaron lol
Thanatos
2004-09-10, 12:36 PM
I'm seeing a lot of those Christian Debt Management e-mails. Honestly, I don't care who erases my debt, as long as someone does it. It's like Christians are sooo much more qualified.

...

BLASPHEMY!
Vollstrecker
2004-09-10, 12:41 PM
lol

I was going to put in some horrible pun about 'Jesus Saves', but then immediately thought better of it.
MightyJoe
2004-09-10, 12:49 PM
rofl, I have my spam blocker up, so most of it gets stopped. But I get basically the same stuff it sucks.
Vollstrecker
2004-09-10, 12:52 PM
Some asshat friend of mine (I think) put my (now OLD) email address on a bunch of mailing lists.

I get 100+ emails a day.
Thanatos
2004-09-10, 12:56 PM
I wish I only got 100 e-mails a day. I easily get 800 e-mails a day:

Welcome, TR! 16% of 100.0MB
You have 2416 unread messages:
Inbox(2416)

I just love it.
w00t.ace
2004-09-11, 09:35 AM
i get barely any spam, and i check my email about once every three weeks, and i only get like 80 emails.